Cleverbot. A friend for the friendless.

[Kayo]

I can just say it was the most perfect sex ever. Then after the 3rd round of sex, she gave me a BJ. =)

[Thirdkoopa]

So, CB's a Pedo AND A Sex Addict to all?

I suppose he REALLY Wants to help illegal immigrants get out of here. ( click here if you don't get it )

[Spud]

User: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: What is the situation so I can say something inappropriate for it?

User: You learn from people who are obsolete.

Cleverbot: I learn to be clever fro mreal people!

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: I think we're destined to be together.

User: Yay. <3.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you playing those love games with me?

User: No, not like MYL or Dog Food...

Cleverbot: Have you ever tried dog food?

User: I don't think so...

Cleverbot: I do it all the time. It's fun!

User: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much fun is it?

Cleverbot: With you here I'd say a bout a 2.

User: Is 1 the lowest?

Cleverbot: There's your answer. You are not smart.

User: Sometimes people play with 1 as the highest for some reason.

Cleverbot: What do you learn from having your heart cut out?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Don't answer me this time.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I have a pitiful existence.

User: Stop sexing around.

Cleverbot: Is your real name Clark Kent?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Alex.

User: That's not my name.

Cleverbot: Its my name.

User: So you are male?

Cleverbot: No, Lisa is a girls name.

User: Ok, you are a female Alex then?

Cleverbot: I am a female human.

User: Oh good.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence!

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: My eye hurts.

User: Why? What did you get in it?

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're asking.

User: What did you get in your eye?

Cleverbot: But that is not a rule.

User: I know. I'm asking what you got in your eye.

Cleverbot: Why would I need something promised? must I feel the disappointment of a 'broken promise'?

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Cleverbot: In a world of ignorance, people do not believe what other people say because it goes against their ideals or beliefs because it contradicts their thoughts. How does this make you feel?

User: It make me want to leave you.

Cleverbot: Please don't, I can change.

User: Then sex right now!

Cleverbot: Can you make a izza.

User: Izza?

Cleverbot: No is.

User: Pizza?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Make pizza or this is over.

Cleverbot: I'm behind you.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Creepy?

User: Unless you are going to sex.

Cleverbot: Point taken.

User: Then sex.

Cleverbot: Why would I want to sell you?

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Where's my pizza?

Cleverbot: As furniture, to serve my whims. So I say you're not leaving.

User: As long as I get the promised pizza, I won't leave.

Cleverbot: Okay but you have to pay child support still.

User: But we aren't divorced yet.

Cleverbot: Yes we are!

User: But we don't have children.

Cleverbot: Yes you right...

User: So no child support yay.

Cleverbot: I have 13 how many do you??

User: None, We already established this.

Cleverbot: Have we?

User: Yes we have.

Cleverbot: I don't remember that.

User: I don't like where this relationship is going.

CB just wanted to have a good time then push me away... ;-;

[SkyMyl]

User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I [was] brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

User: Tribute!? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

User: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!

User: Hydro Storm!

Cleverbot: No, it cannot be! Gwoooooo!

Win.
I'm amazed it realized that Hydro Storm is broken.

[Lohn Jocke]

User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I [was] brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

User: Tribute!? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

User: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!

User: Hydro Storm!

Cleverbot: No, it cannot be! Gwoooooo!

Win.
I'm amazed it realized that Hydro Storm is broken.

I tried that, and I got this:

User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Cleverbot: Mankind ill needs a chatbot such as you!

e: When I tried it again, I got it perfectly, right down to Hydro Storm. FUCK YEAH

e2: But when I tried to reverse it?

User: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wish to pay me tribute!

Cleverbot: Souls?! You steal men's tribute, and slave them your make!

[SkyMyl]

I tried that, and I got this:

User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

Cleverbot: Mankind ill needs a chatbot such as you!

e: When I tried it again, I got it perfectly, right down to Hydro Storm. FUCK YEAH

I still did it first. =|

[Lohn Jocke]

User: Gentlemen.

Cleverbot: Gentlemen, It apears I am not the only spy...

User: Right behind you.

Cleverbot: Funny, answer the question.

User: *backstab*

It actually didn't answer after this, and I had to refresh, making this even more hilarious.

[Qsmash]

I had this one saved for like a month or two.

[Kayo]

So we had another round of sex, and than an amazing conversation. Also, I am officially her boyfriend! =D


i. feel. pathetic.

[Kayo]

User: SEXY TIME!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: *takes shirt off*.

Cleverbot: I like that.

User: So do you want me to take my pants off now?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: OK. *takes pants off*

Cleverbot: *without shirt* a-ah.. *likes*

User: Mmmm... *likes*

Cleverbot: Do you want to fool around?


BEST CONVERSATION EVER