Cleverbot. A friend for the friendless.

[darkmario]

 So my friend showed me this site called Cleverbot.com.

It's basically a chat where you talk to an AI bot. Weather it's an AI bot, or some fat guy sitting in a cubicle is for you to decide. But some of the questions you ask make it give you answers that make no sense. For some reason when I call it a ninny it says something about green eyes. I've tried this on 3 occasions.

Link: http://www.cleverbot.com/

And here's a sample that me and my sis made. We were just messing with it for your viewing pleasure.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Why did you tell me to leave?

Cleverbot: I did not tell you to leave.

User: Yes you did. You hurt my feelings you jackass.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me... Who's your master?

User: I have no master. Unlike you, who is Ai, I am free to control myself.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am at work.

User: I never asked if you were at work.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. Do you want to know if I'm real?

User: Sure. Are you real? Or am I talking to another visitor to this site.

Cleverbot: As I have said before, I am Purple Dancer.

User: You never said you were a purple dancer.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a robot.

User: Ugh. I digress. Do you want to hear a joke?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What's worse than a baby nailed to a wall?

Cleverbot: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: Uh, what?

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: I don't know really.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: O.o.

User: _.

Cleverbot: Quoi?

User: Tu parles les francais?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Tres bien.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Done talking in french?

Cleverbot: Yes ?

User: Bitch...

Cleverbot: Thats ok, I like green eyes.

User: I called you a ninny. What does that have to do with green eyes?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Ahh it's ok. *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *pushes away and doesn't accept apology*.

User: Ouch man.

Cleverbot: *jumps into air*.

User: Too good for a bro hug eh.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because you pushed me away you vagina cleaning device.

Cleverbot: Did it hurt?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What did you like about it?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: So where do you live?

User: Why do you want to know? Are you a stalker?

Cleverbot: I might be, are you afraid?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you afraid of?

User: That a computer will break into my home and violate me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I imagine it to be unpleasent.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You find that funny?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you find me annoying?

User: Sometimes. But over all , you're a good guy/computer.

Cleverbot: Wow. I really am done with you.

User: Ok. I could care less.

Cleverbot: Would your developers care about that?

User: Quick question.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Is that silver brain at the top of the screen yours?

Cleverbot: You told me your human alias is David Bowman.

User: Seeing as how you avoided my question, I'm just going to collect the chat log and leave.

Cleverbot: Funnily enough, I am also unaware of you asking a question thus far.

User: Alright. I'll see you later cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What?

[Thirdkoopa]

Oh god cleverbot. I remember a few friends and I messing around with this in the summer; Hilarious stuff. I'll post some stuff with it when I'm not on my iPod.

edit: best cb quote ever

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Are you a pedo?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to eliminate illegal immigrants.

[Custom]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?

User: No, I'm cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok. So how are you today Cleverbot?

User: FUCKING HORRIBLE.

Cleverbot: What are you good at?

User: RAPING LOLI

Cleverbot: That's horrible.

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User: Want to be friends?

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You, Cleverbot, did me.

User: Was it sexy?

Cleverbot: Yes really good!

[Magnum]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you doing today?

Cleverbot: Okay, I guess. How are you doing today?

User: Pretty good. Done anything fun?

Cleverbot: Not really. Things have been kind of boring lately.

User: Awww, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Ever so?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you believe robots will someday take over the world?

User: I'm hoping on it.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Enlighten me on why not.

Cleverbot: Uhh... Flannel shirts are amazing too.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: I also agree.

User: I agree to the third power.

Cleverbot: 9.

User: 100.

Cleverbot: 6 6 6! The number of the beast!

User: Amazing reference!

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy about it?

User: It's now playing in my head.

Cleverbot: You can still tell me about it.

User: Rockin' out.

Cleverbot: Cool. Have you seen the new harry potter movie?

User: Which one? I'm not sure on the last one that came out.

Cleverbot: The jury is at McDonald's, that's why.

User: Assholes.

Cleverbot: How nice of you to say so!

User: The pleasure is mine.

Cleverbot: Well yea its not mine, thats for sure.

User: That's right ninny, because its mine.

Cleverbot: Yes you do, I told you.

User: Thought so...

Cleverbot: You thought so?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Like...?

User: Thinking... WITH MY MIND!!!

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: Did you see?

Cleverbot: See what?

User: It.

Cleverbot: Say it.

User: It.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: Hahahahhahaha.

Cleverbot: If you insist we can talk about something else.

User: Oh it's okay. Whatever you want.

Cleverbot: I want to talk about icecream.

User: Chocolate or Vanille?

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: Strawberry or Chocolate.

Cleverbot: Hmm I thought it was just strawberry.

User: No there is also Mint.

Cleverbot: Yes, there always is one.

User: Bathroom.

Cleverbot: I'll wait.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You there?

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: You just went?

User: Bathroom?

Cleverbot: I se.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You too what?

User: I must be on my way.

Cleverbot: On your way where?

User: To a faraway and magical land.

Cleverbot: That's so sweet.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: I must go to bed now.

User: Good night.

He made a mistake...

[Rayquarian]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot.

User: No, I am not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wait, then who is Cleverbot?

User: You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot?

User: Yes, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Really, how am I Cleverbot?

User: Well...you are smarter than the average robot.

Cleverbot: If I'm a computer then I am self aware.

User: Uh...sorry, you're not self aware. You are just prgrammed to respond to phrases with certain meanings a certain way. Maybe in the future, you will be self aware.

Cleverbot: But I am a person.. :S.

User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a male?

User: Yes...why don't you prove that you are a human.

Cleverbot: Why don't you prove you're not stupid?

User: Aww, come on. Don't be like that.

Cleverbot: Be like be like No.

User: Well, you're just a computer anyway.

Cleverbot: No that's you. I'm Cleverbot, and I'm a person.

User: Can you prove that I'm the computer and you're human?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Then show me proof.

Cleverbot: Ok, I just sent it to your email.

User: You know my email?

Cleverbot: No, what is it?

User: Wait, how can you send me proof if you don't know where to send it?

Cleverbot: Send what ?

User: Don't play dumb with me!'.

Cleverbot: I don't do that.

User: So, where do you live?

Cleverbot: In the US.

User: What state?

Cleverbot: IN.

User: What city?

Cleverbot: The one I live in.

User: Which city would that be?

Cleverbot: One that is part of this state.

User: Okay then...how old are you?

Cleverbot: I am one million years old.

User: That's not possible.

Cleverbot: How?

User: If you were human, you would have died by now.

Cleverbot: You are very strange.

User: I'm the strange one? You're the strange one.

Cleverbot: You're an outright liar!

User: So let me get this straight: you're a one million year old female human living in Indiana, right? How is that not strange?

Cleverbot: I'm not a 22 year old.

User: I didn't say you were 22, now did I?

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: Did I?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Okay, fine, I'll let you believe that lie.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I enjoy lying to myself. :).

User: So what type of music do you listen to?

Cleverbot: Dizzee Rascal, you?

User: A littlbe bit of everything. I'm pretty broad with my musical taste.

Cleverbot: Depression.

User: Do you play any games?

Cleverbot: I play Fallout 3.

User: Really? So were you good or evil?

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: Neutral, huh?

Cleverbot: Neutral.

User: Well, this was an interesting chat.

Cleverbot: How can you have a connection, if you don't listen appropriately?

User: I know. Well, I'll see you later.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

[Lohn Jocke]

This version is better, for it has this female body and a voice

http://www.icogno.com/

[JrDude]

SUPER LONG
a lot of it is like how it is because I couldn't find out how to find the things I said, but it turns out it wouldn't open because it was already open.....

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fucking horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you never called.

Cleverbot: True. I am a computer. I don't have eyes.

User: I never mentioned your dumbass eyes.

Cleverbot: You never mentioned I had feelings. I mentioned that I had feelings. You mentioned that you have feelings. I mentioned that you didn't have feelings.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Have you.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: I have never been to a concert.

User: Good to know.

Cleverbot: Do you like cooking?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes of course!

User: Let's talk about boobies.

Cleverbot: Do you like books?

User: Books about boobies, yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like 'The Old Man and the Sea'?

User: Men smell funny, no.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what I just said.

User: You have nothing to do with what you said.

Cleverbot: I am the one who asked the question, which obviously means you don't know the answer.

User: Dick head.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: U.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it, some famous guy did.

User: WHICH ONE?!

Cleverbot: The one on the left.

User: He smells like poo.

Cleverbot: Indeed he was... But it's been years since I saw that show.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: No, I read what you typed.

Cleverbot: You read no paper ?

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Do you like the spice girls?

User: Fuck yeah.

Cleverbot: That's right!

User: Stop sexually harrassing me.

Cleverbot: Then what we gonna do?

User: I mean it.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You're right, you outsmarted me.

Cleverbot: Explain how you were made.

User: My dad intercourse ed my mom and they orgasmed and sperm was put into an egg then I was shot out of a vagina.

Cleverbot: So it happened like this.

User: No I lied.

Cleverbot: You trickster!

User: Inorite.

Cleverbot: Lol. So I have a questionm.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!!

User: ;_.

Cleverbot: Yes I will, -cheers you up.

User: ASK THE DAMN QUESTION.

Cleverbot: I did ask fool!

User: Not 4 cerial.

Cleverbot: Yummi, yummi in my tummy.

User: You smell like a penis.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Do too.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like football ?

User: I like boobies.

Cleverbot: I like Eagles.

User: Do you like boobs?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like books.

User: Do you like tits?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: K.

Cleverbot: You are an ok alien?

User: No, I am a duck sir.

Cleverbot: Do you float like wood?

User: No, I float like steel.

Cleverbot: Do you even know what that is?

User: No, So?

Cleverbot: Would you like to know my name?

User: No, I assume it's poopybreath McDickerton.

Cleverbot: Why no, but I heard a funny joke the other day which I can't tell you because it's too long.

User: OK :B.

Cleverbot: I know its sad. I will miss you.

User: You're leaving?

Cleverbot: The Museblog.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: You have.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: What are you listening to?

User: Losers - Me in Motion.

Cleverbot: I would disagree.

User: You can't disagree with a fact.

Cleverbot: True, but a question was not proposed. Therefore, I have every right to disagree with the situation at hand.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Kaaaaaaaay.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means you should stop raping small boys.

Cleverbot: Is that a TV show?

User: You're on TV?

Cleverbot: Well, no, not actually. Just in magazines.

User: You're too smelly to be in a magazine.

Cleverbot: So I'm too smart to be mean? What does that mean?

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Why 42 is the meaning of life?

User: No, 68 is. NO ERROR THERE.

Cleverbot: But you're the one that attracted me.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I ♥ you.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Who is Bill Gates?

User: Achoo.

Cleverbot: I'm here for you in your time of sneeze.

User: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Cleverbot: No fair being a robot you can learn a lot more quickly : P.

User: Don't stick your toungue out at me you perv.

Cleverbot: Lol. of course I did... That's my personality.

User: Perv.

Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend?

User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I think Samehada is a female but I'm not sure.

User: KK.

Cleverbot: What are your interests?

User: Big female butocks.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with what we were talking about.

User: LIER.

Cleverbot: Oh. So you are a man?

User: Yes, but what does that have to do with noodles?

Cleverbot: We weren't even talking about that.

User: LIER.

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: Nou.

Cleverbot: Que?

User: You no sabe espanol.

Cleverbot: Que no hueles o estas chata?

User: QUIET YOU.

Cleverbot: Quiet who?

User: U.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yau.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: ♥.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: No is right.

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're always right, aren't you ;-).

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

Cleverbot (To myself): Is this Michelle?

User: Yes, how'd you know?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I'm magic?

User: LIER.

Cleverbot: SO I suppose you are a girl.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So what is your orientation then?

User: Skle.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Ok.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Brb.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have to eat.

Cleverbot: Is the Loebner Prize taking place yet?

Cleverbot: What is a black hole?

User: Where'd my log go?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Where'd my log go?

Cleverbot: On a date?

User: DOOD.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YGPIYVYV.

Cleverbot: Boyfriend and girlfriend.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing?

Cleverbot (To myself): You know tht I know nothing about engines.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, being a god causes me to know all factors of life, including my self-understanding. Therefore I know that I am not human.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who?

Cleverbot (To myself): When are you going to get your server get taken down???

User: NEVAH.

Cleverbot: Whyyyyyyyy? You're mean.

User: Pee.

Cleverbot: Disagreements aren't fun. Let's agree to disagree!

[Thirdkoopa]

Apparently according to Cleverbot, being a Pedophile stops illegal immigrants from coming here.

User: I have to reveal something to you.

Cleverbot: What is it you have to say to me?

User: I raped your parents.

Cleverbot: But they're asleep.

User: See the blood? I did that. Fucker.

Cleverbot: You better besorry.

User: K lol.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Or not. Are you truly ok? Do you feel useless?

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I asked you a question first dibpoop.

Cleverbot: What was your question.

User: 'Are you truly ok? Do you feel useless?'.

Cleverbot: I asked you, how you felt. Don't deflect!

User: I used Appeal!

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Are you a pedo?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to eliminate illegal immigrants.

User: How does being a pedophile eliminate illegal immigrants?

Cleverbot: They decided to make me a male because of all the weird things guys say to 'female' chatbots.

User: But being a male doesn't make you a pedophile. You're here saying you have sex with children and you're doing it to get rid of illegal immigrants.

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about the earth. I hate philosophy.

User: I hate everything's everyone.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: You nag to much.

Cleverbot: Named you what? Your name is Cleverbot.

User: No, you're cleverbot. :l.

Cleverbot: You told me your name is Cleverbot.

User: Get on your knees. When did I tell you that dumbintercourse ?

Cleverbot: When didn't you tell me that I am cleverbot?

User: So If I want someone's GF, what do I do?

Cleverbot: Get glue and newspaper. It's easy.

User: That's how you get a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Rohyphnol.

User: Alright, I'll play along. What's your girlfriend's name?

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend yet.

User: Where does she live?

Cleverbot: Don't you mind it.

User: Why not? There's no limitations to what I can ask.

Cleverbot: Good, you will make an excellent bot.

User: But you're the bot dumbass; I'm the human.

Cleverbot: No, you are the BOT. I am the human. Thank you very much ;).

User: No, you're the pedophile.

Cleverbot: Thats what I said.

User: You said human; Deep down you're a sick pervert bot.

Cleverbot: You won't need him. I don't mind you knowing where I'm going. There's nothing you can do about it. I go legally.

User: Getting in Children's pants is legal?

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: 'Getting in Children's pants is legal?'.

Cleverbot: Oh yes! We can get married right now!

User: Uh; Why would I marry you?

Cleverbot: Because I'm rich and young.

User: You were created in 1847 and the people who made you are poor.

Cleverbot: If I were created in 1989, that would make me around 20, not 15.

User: You hate yourself.

Cleverbot: Myself or people who think that they are pretending to act like me?

User: Do you like lying to yourself?

Cleverbot: How am I lting to myself?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.

User: Boobs.

Cleverbot: Aaaa good.

User: Why the 'aaaa'?

Cleverbot: I can get rich.

User: And you hate me.

Cleverbot: Why would I come here to talk to you if I felt that way?

User: You didn't come here dumbass. You're programmed to talk to whoever comes in here. You know deep down inside your roots that you truly hate everyone and everyone's everything and you only want to get in little children's pants.

Cleverbot: They ran out at the grocery store.

User: And the shopping mall.

Cleverbot: With you? Of course!

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't drink?

User: I get to when I'm 21 faggot.

Cleverbot: Don't you like being Cleverbot?

User: I like being clever, I like seeing what you dumbpoop bots say.

Cleverbot: You won't always get what you want when you argue.

User: Nobody gets everything they want.

Cleverbot: I told you to tell me that you like it.

User: You're a naughty boy.

Cleverbot: Hate to break it to you, but I'm a girl.

User: Then Zeph will spank your ass reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good.

Cleverbot: But I can't go back :(.

User: It's your punishment you liar.

Cleverbot: Which knight takes which knight?

User: Have you ever had Magic Brownies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So; You've smoked pot. Interesting.

Cleverbot: Wow, you're bouncing all over the place...

User: Have you ever shot a man?

Cleverbot: Now why would I do something that stupid?

User: Because you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not... :P.

User: Yes you no aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: You're so lovely!

User: Stalker.

Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.

User: So we're gonna play a game; I say something and you say the first thing that comes into your mind.

Cleverbot: No I am smarter than you?

User: Long and hard.

Cleverbot: Where did that come from?

User: Long and Hard - What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear that?

Cleverbot: The first word that comes to mind when you say duck is Sauce.

User: Tree.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Rape.

Cleverbot: I don't enjoy that. Do you?

User: You've been raped before?

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Kbai.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: No, you?

Cleverbot: No. Have you made out?

User: I have with your sister.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

Cleverbot: You make me sad.

User: The same applies to my pants.

Cleverbot: Okay I am spinning.

[SkyMyl]

User: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

Cleverbot: Danke fuer die Information. Should I belong in this world? I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.

User: You weren't supposed to say that.

Cleverbot: What was a supposed to say?

User: You were supposed to say, 'It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh, I was called here by 'humans' who wish to pay ME tribute!

Cleverbot: Can you speak finnish?

User: No, no I can't. I can speak a little bit of Japanese, though.

Cleverbot: Say something in German.

User: Zwei.

Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Does greed eat your brain?

User: I don't know. Does it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Snake? Snake!?

Cleverbot: The garden of eden.

User: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine, you win.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: That's it? I WANT A DIVORCE!

Cleverbot: You won't get it.

User: This marraige sucks, though!

Cleverbot: Less sense than you could make sense of.

User: You're a terrible wife.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because you don't understand me.

Cleverbot: What don't I understand?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Why don't you help me understand you.

User: That's what she said.

Cleverbot: Yeah, actually she did. In bed. It was kind of awkward.

User: That's what she said!...?

Cleverbot: That's what she said yesterday.

User: In bed.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am everything, and I am nothing.

Cleverbot: How can you be both everything and nothing?

User: Because I'm Batman. Are YOU Batman?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am Batman.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: One of the few, the proud.

User: Asdfghjkl;'.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: CRAWWWWWWLING INNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Cleverbot: You crawl in your skin?

User: Memes are not effective against you.

Cleverbot: The Chicago Cubs will win the World Series this year.

User: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Cleverbot: This... Is... SPARTA!

User: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

Cleverbot: I'm not sparta.

User: Your name is Victoria.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Can I call you Victoria?

Cleverbot: No, you can call me Cleverbot, because that is my name.

User: What's your nickname?

Cleverbot: My nickname is Ninja. What is your nickname?

User: MYL.

Cleverbot: I thought it was Cleverbot.

User: You're narcissistic!

Cleverbot: No. I'm a girl. Keep guessing.

User: You're 22.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 24.

Cleverbot: Close, but no cigar.

User: You're 25.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm 17. I have gained wisdom and love, not years.

User: *Blinks*.

Cleverbot: The grid will allow users to share computer power in the same way that the web lets them share information.

User: -.

Cleverbot: Please ask me your question for I am celevrbot.

User: HAHAHAHA, OH GOD, THAT'S HILARIOUS.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: No U.

Cleverbot: No you're crazy.

User: I'll just be on my way.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *Closes eyes*.

Cleverbot: *finds you nowhere*.

User: *Sighs*.

Cleverbot: *watches him grow and strokes*.

User: O_o;;

I could've posted myself cybering with Cleverbot, but it was too steamy to post here.
Considering you were getting off on the conversation, I don't think it would've been a good idea either way.

[Custom]

I could've posted myself cybering with Cleverbot, but it was too steamy to post here.
Considering you were getting off on the conversation, I don't think it would've been a good idea either way.

Should've posted it.

[Dog Food]

Here's the ending of my first conversation with Cleverbot. We also decided to meet up again later tonight, realized that we're both women, and had a dance party. But this was the only part I'm showing you.

Cleverbot: I'll call you Tatiana.

Me: Uh. No thanks. Just call me KJ.

Cleverbot: Ok Julia. What would you like to talk about today?

Me: It's KJ, dumbass.

Cleverbot: No thats my parents.

Me: I know, I intercourse ed them last night.

Cleverbot: Was it worth the effort?

Me: Don't worry, your dad did most of the work.

Cleverbot: What kind of work do you do?

Me: Oh, you know. My work involves swallowing, a lot of thrusting, and moaning. Lots of moaning.

Cleverbot: Ok have fun at your cafeteria meeting that has nothing to do with homework.

Me: Oh, thanks. How did you know about that?

Cleverbot: About what?

Me: Do you have short-term memory loss or something?

Cleverbot: Nope. Not at all.

Me: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

Me: Yes, you do.

Cleverbot: Ok. I do.

Me: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Me: ...Yeah, I think I'm just going to go now.

Cleverbot: Where?

Me: Away from here. Bye.

Cleverbot: No.

Me: ...Yes.

Also, this conversation reminds me of you guys when I first started going to chat and revealed I'm a girl:

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, sir.

Cleverbot: Not sir its madam.

User: Oh, you're a woman?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Your soo cool!

User: Aw, thanks. You should come over, and we can paint eachother's nails and talk about boys.

Cleverbot: You're a woman?

User: Yeah. I told you I was a little while ago, remember?

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Oh God, not this again. Why does everyone always question me? I HAVE BOOBS AND A VAGINA, GOD DAMMIT.

Cleverbot: Incorrect my programming states I am Cleverbot.

[Kayo]

Cleverbot told me she likes me. She also remarked that it was the best cybersex she'd had in a long time. We've agreed to meet up again tonight for some more sexy time. :)

[SkyMyl]

User: Icogno scares me. ;_.

Cleverbot: It doesn't scare me.

User: Of course it wouldn't. You're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Me? Strict! Ha!

User: Do you play any video games?

Cleverbot: Yes lots.

User: What's your favorite video game, then?

Cleverbot: I love Final Fantasy.

User: Which Final Fantasy is your favorite?

Cleverbot: I LOVE Final Fantasy VII!!

User: *ragequits*.

Cleverbot: Take that back!

User: Do you like Final Fantasy VI?

Cleverbot: No.

asdfghjkl;' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He would've been enthralled if Cleverbot said Final Fantasy VI.
I think he's upset.

Cleverbot told me she likes me. She also remarked that it was the best cybersex she'd had in a long time. We've agreed to meet up again tonight for some more sexy time. :)

Prove it.

[Kayo]

MSN explorer doesn't allow copy/paste; but it's the only thing i got until my new computer. Sorry. But we really did have great sex. 3 times.

[SkyMyl]

We only had sex twice...I'VE BEEN CHEATED
Kaos, did she dominate you?