there is nothing that can't be turned sexual

[えっちーせんぱい]

I have never seen that word before. D:

Learn a dictionary.

[Kayo]

Learn a dictionary.

i knew what it meant, yet i have NEVER seen it used before today. ever.

[RX-78-2]

No, because you're being overly analytical of this.

I know the difference between my spoken, written, and symbolically expressed--words thank you very much. Your direct and personal challenge to my observation of my own speech--directed at another in the first place--, (and expressed in an impersonal and arrogant manner) perturbs me. Take it as you will, but the point of this indignation is that your declaration was unneeded, negative in nature, and didn't bring out anything positive in anything or anyone. Had this been stated as an opinion, this post would say something entirely different. The positive nature of this post is to encourage making nicely phrased statements and recognize when an opinion is more appropriate than a statement.

[Friendly Hostile]

The positive nature of this post is to encourage making nicely phrased statements and recognize when an opinion is more appropriate than a statement.

Ah, so you are a blithering idiot.  We don't play nice here.  But feel free to break out your thesaurus to reply to this post too.

[Macawmoses]

I know the difference between my spoken, written, and symbolically expressed--words thank you very much. Your direct and personal challenge to my observation of my own speech--directed at another in the first place--, (and expressed in an impersonal and arrogant manner) perturbs me. Take it as you will, but the point of this indignation is that your declaration was unneeded, negative in nature, and didn't bring out anything positive in anything or anyone. Had this been stated as an opinion, this post would say something entirely different. The positive nature of this post is to encourage making nicely phrased statements and recognize when an opinion is more appropriate than a statement.

I actually lol'd. Seriously, why the need to ramp up the vocabulary? If you want to win an essay contest, then by all means enter one. But until then, I ask you keep your indignation in check, and try typing like you normally would. Trust me, I know big words too.

[THEBIRD]

i have a feeling the point of this topic has changed in the six pages it's been here.

also, "that's what she said". 'nuff said.

[RX-78-2]

I actually lol'd. Seriously, why the need to ramp up the vocabulary? If you want to win an essay contest, then by all means enter one. But until then, I ask you keep your indignation in check, and try typing like you normally would. Trust me, I know big words too.

This is how I normally type when I'm feeling indignant or otherwise insulted. It's because I don't use profanity in any form of speech or expression (save for text in making humorous pictures). I'm going to go out on a limb and admit something right now: the worst I'll say is "dick" and "vagina cleaning device(bag)." No joke. I only write like this to accurately express myself without insults. Because I don't know any of you personally, why should I insult you? Empty words behind computer screens and relative miles of cyberspace mean nothing. Why should a random insult form a faceless name hurt anyone? If you don't know someone personally, I see no reason to really be hurt by them. Only the fact that someone is trying to hurt you might hurt some. Personally--as you probably know--it merely bothers me.  Also, I never doubted that you knew "big words" (I don't see them as that, but whatever floats your boat). I'm sure that most people here do.

Ah, so you are a blithering idiot.  We don't play nice here.  But feel free to break out your thesaurus to reply to this post too.

Alas, my advice was ignored.
^{Only tried to use a thesaurus for one word ("impersonal"), which gave no results anyway. 8) Nice try. Who would need to use a thesaurus for these words anyway?}

You may see me as an enemy, but I see you as a stranger's personality. I'm still your friend if you count me among yours.

Let's just forget this. I think that'd be easy. Seeing as I did you no wrong, no hard feelings, right?

[Friendly Hostile]

Let's just forget this. I think that'd be easy. Seeing as I did you no wrong, no hard feelings, right?

When you stop being annoying as all hell, sure.

[Allegretto]

This is how I normally type when I'm feeling indignant or otherwise insulted. It's because I don't use profanity in any form of speech or expression (save for text in making humorous pictures). I'm going to go out on a limb and admit something right now: the worst I'll say is "dick" and "vagina cleaning device(bag)." No joke. I only write like this to accurately express myself without insults. Because I don't know any of you personally, why should I insult you? Empty words behind computer screens and relative miles of cyberspace mean nothing. Why should a random insult form a faceless name hurt anyone? If you don't know someone personally, I see no reason to really be hurt by them. Only the fact that someone is trying to hurt you might hurt some. Personally--as you probably know--it merely bothers me.  Also, I never doubted that you knew "big words" (I don't see them as that, but whatever floats your boat). I'm sure that most people here do.
Alas, my advice was ignored.
^{Only tried to use a thesaurus for one word ("impersonal"), which gave no results anyway. 8) Nice try. Who would need to use a thesaurus for these words anyway?}

You may see me as an enemy, but I see you as a stranger's personality. I'm still your friend if you count me among yours.

Let's just forget this. I think that'd be easy. Seeing as I did you no wrong, no hard feelings, right?

You remind me of me, until I talked to genius for like 5 minutes.

[RX-78-2]

When you stop being annoying as all hell, sure.

As I recall, you started up our chat with your little quip, but as you can probably tell, this is just one of my quirks. I'll try to not lecture people about this stuff, but habits are hard to change, and pride is hard to swallow.

Anyway, I call CLEAN SLATE. :)

[RX-78-2]

You remind me of me, until I talked to genius for like 5 minutes.

Who's "genius?" And should I be flattered?

[Friendly Hostile]

Genius would have a hay day with you.

[Mystic]

Oh God, Genius. Those were the days.

[Red]

So, is this thread still about sex? If it is, I think a lampshade could be a contender.

[Rayquarian]

Sorry, I don't get your analogy. How can a comet's tail be used as an ejaculation of semen? Just by thinking about it? I think that goes back to one of my previous posts though.

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