there is nothing that can't be turned sexual

[Mystic]

I guess that works, but I was hoping for something more outrageous; like using an Ethernet cable in sadomasochism. I guess this topic is taking the broader side of things. Personally, I wouldn't really count things like this, but I still would, you know?

IDEAS: A Euglena cannot be turned sexual. A comet cannot be turned sexual.

Shooting stars = comets = jet of sperm

wut

[RX-78-2]

Shooting stars = comets = jet of sperm

wut

How is that a jet of sperm? You're probably referring to semen, and even still, that's a viscous liquid, not a trail of gas and dust.

[Mystic]

How is that a jet of sperm? You're probably referring to semen, and even still, that's a viscous liquid, not a trail of gas and dust.

And a grocery bag isn't a condom but it can be used as one.

[Depster]

And a grocery bag isn't a condom but it can be used as one.

This topic was won by Mystic link.

[RX-78-2]

And a grocery bag isn't a condom but it can be used as one.

Sorry, I don't get your analogy. How can a comet's tail be used as an ejaculation of semen? Just by thinking about it? I think that goes back to one of my previous posts though.

[Mystic]

Cause they can look similar? Simple as that.

[Kayo]

Cause they can look similar? Simple as that.

OK, so then why didn't you use a grocery bag that night when you impregnated a girl due to not having condoms? o_°

[Mystic]

OK, so then why didn't you use a grocery bag that night when you impregnated a girl due to not having condoms? o_°

It wasn't at night.

[RX-78-2]

OK, so then why didn't you use a grocery bag that night when you impregnated a girl due to not having condoms? o_°

It wasn't at night.

I hate getting into other people's business, but you're evading the question.

Cause they can look similar? Simple as that.

Also, I hate to quote myself, but this is what I mean about things like "looking similar" and "attaching genitalia."

Remember that I'm not counting someone's drawing of a piece of paper on top another piece of paper and calling it sex. The same goes for drawing a piece of paper with a penis and having it have sex with a piece of paper with a vagina or anus.

If you mean that it can be turned sexual by reminding you of something sexual, I can accept that for you specifically (and other individuals), but it's not universal. This would change from individual to individual. But if that's what this thread is about, I may be seeing it very narrowly.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Sorry, I don't get your analogy. How can a comet's tail be used as an ejaculation of semen? Just by thinking about it? I think that goes back to one of my previous posts though.

Fuck, why are you so serious?

[Kayo]

It wasn't at night.

OK, then that day.

[Mystic]

Fuck, why are you so serious?

Because sex is serious biz you know.

[RX-78-2]

Fuck, why are you so serious?

It's just the way I write, or in this case, type. My speech would "sound" differently if I were actually speaking to you.

[Friendly Hostile]

It's just the way I write, or in this case, type. My speech would "sound" differently if I were actually speaking to you.

No, because you're being overly analytical of this.

[Kayo]

No, because you're being overly analytical of this.

I have never seen that word before. D: