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Started by Red, March 05, 2010, 11:33:15 AM

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Red

At a Best Buy near me, at 3 in the morning a few guys climbed up the storm drain, onto the roof. Then they cut a 4x4 square hole, and lowered themselves in via ropes. They didn't show up on any security cameras, and didn't set off any alarms. Hell, they didn't even touch the ground. And yet they managed to steal $24,000 worth of computers. That's manly.

So, discuss debauchery and such that happened near you.

Doodle

That sounds awesome.
The thieves here aren't that badass or do anything exciting.
YEAH

SkyMyl

That's pretty kickass.

Quote from: Doodle on March 05, 2010, 11:35:36 AM
The thieves here aren't that badass or do anything exciting.

Chris8492

Dude. A person near my school robbed a bank on a snowmobile.

Not just that, he stole the snowmobile from his neighbor. What a moron.

Lotos

#4

Macawmoses

I stole Custom's posts.

Red

Quote from: mackormoses on March 05, 2010, 12:13:13 PM
I stole Custom's posts.
So, you did some petty theft? :0

Kilroy

I saw this on the news! O:

Nothing interesting happens around here, honestly.
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Thirdkoopa

Quote from: Razgriz2489 on March 05, 2010, 11:57:55 AM
Dude. A person near my school robbed a bank on a snowmobile.

Not just that, he stole the snowmobile from his neighbor.
Holy poop. I want to see that.

I'm laughing my ass off just thinking about it. That just beat this thread by a long mile. How the intercourse  was he using the snowmobile?
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Chris8492

#9
Well after that big snow storm a month ago, the roads were soo bad that it was impossible to get cars on the streets. Well, thats when snowmobiles become and alternative.

There was atleast 2 1/2 feet of snow on the and a foot on the road. The cops caught him though luckily.

The Seventh

#10
Hah, we rarely have any crime around here, and if there is, they get caught so easily because the police force have free time, essentially, so yeah it's difficult to get away with stuff.
meh

Kayo

lol, i took one of those little metal cups they serve your dippin' sauce in at a restaurant. just now. no big deal, i needed it and they wouldn't even notice if it was missing. :P
I really hate how I've made more than 12,000 posts here. Thankfully this swaying, moving Chandelure makes it all worth it.
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Kingmush

#12
Pretty bad ass.. You accomplish that you should be given an award...and jail time. I suppose. 

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Mario583

I played Grand THEFT Auto.

I'm pretty bad ass! :^D

Titus Andronicus

Partying with stolen cups is kinda cool.
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