Dreams.

[Silverhawk79]

We all have dreams, and sometimes they're so weird that you wake up and go "Uhh...what?"
I had one last night. Well, really this morning. :B
I don't quite remember the first half, but the second half was weirder, I'm sure. It started out where all my friends were in my room, and I guess we were playing some new updated version of Goldeneye (not the terrible GCN version). I was apparently high (wat) so nothing made sense. Then my friends put some LSD into a can of Coke (wat wat) and passed it around. I drank some (okay seriously wat) and freaked out, because everything was melting and poop, and I could feel colors, etc. Anyways, suddenly I was in an episode of Family Guy, and stuff happened. Finally, I was walking down a path in the forest on all fours, and the person in front of me turned around and was like "Dude, you're a goat!"
And then I was a goat.


So, any of you have some awesomely weird dreams lately?

[Zero]

lol I've had some crazy dreams as well. Unfortunately I usually forget about them.

I was walking down a path in the forest on all fours, and the person in front of me turned around and was like "Dude, you're a goat!". And then I was a goat.

I get dibs on sigging this

[Chris8492]

Ok, i will never forget this dream i had.

Alright. It was the night of February 12, 2009. I remember having this very strange dream about being on a plane. It was a fairly small plane with about 40 - 50 people on it. We were on approach for landing for somewhere in New York, but i don't know where. It was snowing outside the window of the plane and the next thing i remember is i felt the plane pitch upward sharply and then shifted downward sharply and banked to the left, decending rapidly through the sky. Everyone in the cabin seemed to be asleep but i don't know why. I look out the window again and we were heading straight for the ground, at a small neighborhood house. Right before it hit the ground, i woke up.

It gets weirder, i wake up next morning have breakfast. Right when i turn on the TV, i see that a plane crashes right outside of Buffalo, New York, killing 50 people: 49 in the air, 1 on the ground because it slammed into a house.

Coincidence or not, because i found this highly ironic.

[Thirdkoopa]

I've had some of the most intercourse ed up dreams ever but a lot of them are very unmemorable. Basically last nights one consisted of Friendly Hostile and Zeph

...In my basement. I vaguely remember it.

One of the most intercourse ed up ones however was when I was dreaming about going to a supermarket with my friends; One of us was like "Wait, why are the oranges and the Oreo's together?" And the other said "The oreo intercourse s the oranges; Duh. How else do they keep there ripe, rich, and fruity flavor?" That was about a year back.

I also sometimes have really intercourse ed up two parted dreams or something like that. The first one is usually unmemorable but the second one usually comes up at the most "Wow I didn't expect this" times.

[SkyMyl]

I have a lot of very weird dreams that make no sense, and rarely have I had a dream that made any sense. There is one dream I will never forget, but I'm too lazy to post it right now.

Recently, I had one that was indicative of KJ and Bored's talk about spiders. I dreamt that I woke up (what?) form bed, and on my desk across the room were four large spider eggs, waiting to hatch. I went downstairs to see my Mom, and she called my brother who teleported from nowhere, who took us to a vacation home in a snowy place, where I then woke up.
I fail to see how it's indicative of KJ's spider dreams.

You know how it sounds? That's exactly how it was.
This is why you don't have sugary cereals before bed, kids.
And also why you don't play Pokemon immediately before sleeping.

Finally, I was walking down a path in the forest on all fours, and the person in front of me turned around and was like "Dude, you're a goat!"
And then I was a goat.

AND SILVER WAS A GOAT, AND SILVER WAS A GOOOOOAATTTTTTTTTT
Here, because I doubt anyone will get his reference.

[Kilroy]

NO SILVER

YOU ARE THE GOATS

and then silver was a goat

[Silverhawk79]

NO SILVER

YOU ARE THE GOATS

and then silver was a goat

Why do I get the feeling this will end up in everyone's sig? :B

[Kilroy]

Why do I get the feeling this will end up in everyone's sig? :B

Nothing gets better than HE DRINKS PAIN FOR BREAKFAST, sorry.

[Nanako]

I had many strange dreams. All my dreams I remember are strange. Here's one I had last night.

In my dream I was waking up and my dad was sitting on my stomach, facing me. He had a knife and was cutting off my left breast. So I was like "Um, wtf r u doin?". And he was like "iunno, i wanted breakfast". So he started eating my breast and I was "k". I pushed him off and he started lying on the ground, munching on my breast. I picked a one-cupped bra from my closet, put it on, and nothing else. When I came downstairs, we suddenly had an aquarium... with hamsters in it. The hamster turned around, and it had my dad's face. Then it walked through the glass without shattering it. And then it walked through me. Then I was like "k" again and had breakfast, and when I drank milk, my breast came back. Then I woke up, for real this time.

[Silverhawk79]

I had many strange dreams. All my dreams I remember are strange. Here's one I had last night.

In my dream I was waking up and my dad was sitting on my stomach, facing me. He had a knife and was cutting off my left breast. So I was like "Um, wtf r u doin?". And he was like "iunno, i wanted breakfast". So he started eating my breast and I was "k". I pushed him off and he started lying on the ground, munching on my breast. I picked a one-cupped bra from my closet, put it on, and nothing else. When I came downstairs, we suddenly had an aquarium... with hamsters in it. The hamster turned around, and it had my dad's face. Then it walked through the glass without shattering it. And then it walked through me. Then I was like "k" again and had breakfast, and when I drank milk, my breast came back. Then I woke up, for real this time.

That was a little disturbing. D:

[SkyMyl]

That was a little disturbing. D:

Kinda reminds me of a post by Vive or Red.

[Nanako]

Kinda reminds me of a post by Vive or Red.

Now I'm interested in meeting these two.

[PsychoYoshi]

DREAMS LAST FOR SO LOOOOOOONG

EVEN AFTER YOU GOOOOOOOOOOO

I KNOW YOU LOVE ME

AND SOOOOOON YOOOOOOOOUUUU WILL SEEEEEEEEE

YOU WERE MEANT FOR ME

AND I WAS MEANT FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

Also, no, no weird dreams lately. I usually don't remember mine, so that's nothing out of the ordinary.

[Qsmash]

I had a dream last night that I was catching death threats from wrestlers. I don't even watch WWE anymore. Aside from that, a rowdy bunch of pro wrestlers banging at my door at night, and me slapping the poop out of Stone Cold, I don't remember much about the dream.

[Magnum]

I have awesome dreams with sharkpeople and cakes. Thats all that needs to be said.