Gross stuff.

Silverhawk79 · March 28, 2010, 04:56:34 PM

This thread is about gross things that have happened to you. For example, at my recent campout, in the middle of the night, I woke up with the urge to puke. I couldn't make it to the entrance so I just grabbed a sock...but then it got weird. All that happened is that a bunch of stuff dribbled out my nose, and I thought it was a nosebleed. It was...stomach juice? Wat. The weird part is that immediately afterwards, I felt fine. It's like my stomach was like LOL I TROLL U.
Anyways, post some grossness. :3

Thirdkoopa · March 28, 2010, 04:58:22 PM

Actually the same thing's happened to me before. Not the same events but I was once puking horribly one day, then the next day my stomach was like "LOL TAKE THIS FROM A LACK OF EATING"

Can't think up anything else now. Staying up late...Dangit .-.

Chris8492 · March 28, 2010, 05:00:13 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 28, 2010, 04:56:34 PM
This thread is about gross things that have happened to you. For example, at my recent campout, in the middle of the night, I woke up with the urge to puke. I couldn't make it to the entrance so I just grabbed a sock...but then it got weird. All that happened is that a bunch of stuff dribbled out my nose, and I thought it was a nosebleed. It was...stomach juice? Wat. The weird part is that immediately afterwards, I felt fine. It's like my stomach was like LOL I TROLL U.
Anyways, post some grossness. :3

That reminds me when i was laughing uncontrollably at a Super Bowl party when i was like 10 years old. I laughed so hard that i accidentaly puked on my friend sitting next to me. Yet very embarrassing but funny to remember.

Syncopathic · March 28, 2010, 05:03:08 PM

I have a bunch of soda cans on my desk right now.
I accidently grabbed two day old Sunkist, and drank some.
Tastes bad man.

Silverhawk79 · March 28, 2010, 07:19:06 PM

Quote from: AcerChris on March 28, 2010, 05:00:13 PM
That reminds me when i was laughing uncontrollably at a Super Bowl party when i was like 10 years old. I laughed so hard that i accidentaly puked on my friend sitting next to me. Yet very embarrassing but funny to remember.

Or this one time I ate a whole box of Gobstoppers (I was 10 or 11), went home, and puked the most magnificently colored puke I've ever seen.

ThePowerOfOne · March 28, 2010, 07:29:00 PM

Probably the grossest is being peed on by my brothers super drunk girlfriend on a camping trip.

Kilroy · March 28, 2010, 09:48:11 PM

I didn't do it, but my little brother did this recently:

He walked into the living room and sat with my mom, holding his stomach, complaining it was bothering him. After a few minutes, he grabbed his throat. My mom asked if he was okay.

"Mama-"

PROJECTILE VOMIT FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

Needless to say, he was really god darned sick. The poor kid's terrified of even feeling the slightest bit sick now, he's mortified of throwing again.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 28, 2010, 07:19:06 PM
Or this one time I ate a whole box of Gobstoppers (I was 10 or 11), went home, and puked the most magnificently colored puke I've ever seen.

I lol'd so hard.

Allegretto · March 28, 2010, 09:50:58 PM

I had sex a few times.

Disgusting act, I really do hate it.

Oh, also I ate a bug thing in my geo class in 8th grade. It was a exotic food day and the teacher brought in these teryiaki bug things.

It wasn't that bad.

Kilroy · March 28, 2010, 09:57:15 PM

Quote from: Schemer on March 28, 2010, 09:50:58 PM
I had sex a few times.

Disgusting act, I really do hate it.

Oh, also I ate a bug thing in my geo class in 8th grade. It was a exotic food day and the teacher brought in these teryiaki bug things.

It wasn't that bad.

Sex, a beautiful, loving act between two loving people, is more disgusting than eating a bug?

Dead bug, sure, that's food, but that's still not more disgusting than sex.

StarWindWizard7 · March 29, 2010, 04:42:57 AM

Quote from: Syd on March 28, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
Sex, a beautiful, loving act between two loving people, is more disgusting than eating a bug?

Dead bug, sure, that's food, but that's still not more disgusting than sex.

It's called an Opinion.

buttlord420 · March 29, 2010, 08:28:43 AM

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on March 29, 2010, 04:42:57 AM
It's called an Opinion.

They have those now?

Nanako · March 29, 2010, 10:39:26 AM

Quote from: Phaze on March 28, 2010, 07:29:00 PM
Probably the grossest is being peed on by my brothers super drunk girlfriend on a camping trip.

Actually, that's kinda se... Oh, nevermind.

What's gross is your naked father walking in on you when you're bathing. Stupid me, for forgetting to lock the door.

Chris8492 · March 29, 2010, 11:31:56 AM

Really gross thing i remember.

I was at my older brother's graduation party. A lot of my family and friends were there. One of my dad's friends has a little drinking problem at parties. I remember leaving my extra controllers to the PS2 in the guest room, so right when i walk in there, He's friggen naked laying on the bed trashed and completely knocked out. >:(

Was very nasty. and completely uncalled for. Thats why I Friggen detest Drunks.

Anarchy_Jas · March 29, 2010, 12:22:33 PM

Back in the day, I remember sitting in my mom's room watching Cartoon Network with my little sister. She fell asleep, and I was like "Awww!" ... Until she turned over and puked everywhere. Then I was like, "MAAAAMAA, GUBBA PUKED ON MEEE!!!" Mess got all on my favorite pjs with the feet in them and all on the sheets. -_-

Then there was another night back in 3rd or 4th Grade when I ate/chewed up a whole roll of sour bubble tape... yeah, bad idea. I woke up like four times in the middle of the night to throw up. But at the time, we had a bunk bed, and I slept up top... Ended up hurling in the middle of the hallway, in a trashcan, on my bedroom floor, and on the wall (bed is almost against the wall ended up puking over that edge of the bed and it somehow got on the wall too).

When I went rock climbing two weeks ago, there was this grimy-lookin' dude in his forties with a raggedy tank top, a mullet, tight blue short shorts AND the climbing harness on, causing junk that didn't need to be seen to be seen. NASTY!

Silverhawk79 · March 29, 2010, 12:48:23 PM

Quote from: Sh0rTi on March 29, 2010, 12:22:33 PM
Back in the day, I remember sitting in my mom's room watching Cartoon Network with my little sister. She fell asleep, and I was like "Awww!" ... Until she turned over and puked everywhere. Then I was like, "MAAAAMAA, GUBBA PUKED ON MEEE!!!" Mess got all on my favorite pjs with the feet in them and all on the sheets. -_-

Then there was another night back in 3rd or 4th Grade when I ate/chewed up a whole roll of sour bubble tape... yeah, bad idea. I woke up like four times in the middle of the night to throw up. But at the time, we had a bunk bed, and I slept up top... Ended up hurling in the middle of the hallway, in a trashcan, on my bedroom floor, and on the wall (bed is almost against the wall ended up puking over that edge of the bed and it somehow got on the wall too).

When I went rock climbing two weeks ago, there was this grimy-lookin' dude in his forties with a raggedy tank top, a mullet, tight blue short shorts AND the climbing harness on, causing junk that didn't need to be seen to be seen. NASTY!

Haha, reminds me of when I was 6 or 7, and my great-grandma made us some meatloaf. I ate it, and it was pretty good. Then later I was laying on the couch doing whatever, rolled over to say something, but it was more like "Hey m-*BARF*".
It was nasty. :x

Gross stuff.

ThePowerOfOne