Oh. My.

[Allegretto]

Hahahahahaha. That made my day thank you so much.

I do think everyone here is a complete moron, you just proved my point with that post.
I'm here, because Taira was going to leave if I did. She has never had that many friends, and she has made alot here. I did not want her to lose them because I decided to leave.

I insult everyone for the same reason. Most of them are idiots, and I enjoy making that obvious. It's a hobby, and it is oh so enjoyable.
My opinions are my own, and no one can change them. This however confused me "Then insult the norm for being the norm".
What does that mean?

Here's my favorite part though "You hate half the people on the earth because you got played by a few sluts".
Wrong. I dislike the female gender because I learned from experience that they are not to be trusted. Go look at the Girl's Brah thread and you'll see my opinion and statements there.

I hate much more than half of the people on the earth though, from experience.

And by my standards you learn from experience. Let me explain again.

When you first touch a burning stove top, you realize it is hot and pull your hand back. You learn from that not to touch it again.
If you are climbing and fall, you realize hitting the ground hurt. And try your best never to fall again.

So if I date, and 100% of those girls are sluts, liars and dirt bags. Then I make the general realization that the rest of them are as well.

Read "Why I am not a Christian" by Bertrand Russel. He goes over that very topic of learning from experience.

So I will say yet again.

Hey look, it's an idiot.

[Cornwad]

I have to agree with Syd on this one.

[L10]

When you first touch a burning stove top, you realize it is hot and pull your hand back. You learn from that not to touch it again.
If you are climbing and fall, you realize hitting the ground hurt. And try your best never to fall again.

So if I date, and 100% of those girls are sluts, liars and dirt bags. Then I make the general realization that the rest of them are as well.

Or you try you best to not go with slutty ninny girls.


How about you learn to not get played by ninnyy slutty girls.
Just saying they all suck is like not climbing at all because you're too vagina-y to fall again.

:|

[SkyMyl]

For the love of God, why is there bickering going on in a thread about an April Fools joke?

[Kilroy]

For the love of God, why is there bickering going on in a thread about an April Fools joke?

Because Allegretto is an idiot?

Your not very small at all are you?

I do enjoy it however, every post you write is special in it's own way. It leaves me so many options on how to respond.

You really should just leave, the IQ of NSFCD may actually rise by a small percent. You would actually be worth something then, you would be responsible for making this forum a little more enjoyable for me.

Starting off using the wrong word is a fantastic way to call me an idiot, then said that the IQ, a number which is generally meaningless due to how the brain functions, would raise if I left.

My opinions are my own, and no one can change them. This however confused me "Then insult the norm for being the norm".
What does that mean?

You insult is because we're normal. We understand that just because you date sluts doesn't make every girl on the planets a slut. Things like that.

Here's my favorite part though "You hate half the people on the earth because you got played by a few sluts".
Wrong. I dislike the female gender because I learned from experience that they are not to be trusted. Go look at the Girl's Brah thread and you'll see my opinion and statements there.

Your logic goes like this:

I try to befriend black people. But, every single black person I attempt to befriend ends up stealing from me.

I've only tried to befriend 15 black people.

Because those 15 black people are dirtbags who steal, is every single black person on the face of the Earth a dirtbag who steals?

Fuck no.

You're just an idiot and a complete wimp who doesn't want to get hurt by a slut again. Grow the intercourse  up and deal with the pain. It happens to everyone.

So I will say yet again.

Hey look, it's an idiot.

So I will say it yet again.

Who the intercourse do you think you are?

[Super]

Allegretto sounds pretty reasonable to me.

[Allegretto]

Because Allegretto is an idiot?
Starting off using the wrong word is a fantastic way to call me an idiot, then said that the IQ, a number which is generally meaningless due to how the brain functions, would raise if I left.
You insult is because we're normal. We understand that just because you date sluts doesn't make every girl on the planets a slut. Things like that.
Your logic goes like this:

I try to befriend black people. But, every single black person I attempt to befriend ends up stealing from me.

I've only tried to befriend 15 black people.

Because those 15 black people are dirtbags who steal, is every single black person on the face of the Earth a dirtbag who steals?

Fuck no.

You're just an idiot and a complete wimp who doesn't want to get hurt by a slut again. Grow the intercourse  up and deal with the pain. It happens to everyone.
So I will say it yet again.

Who the intercourse do you think you are?

Well done! You caught my mistakes in the beginning. You pass the test, I applaud you!

And your statement about my logic this is a quintessential example of a slippery slope fallacy.
I do however laugh relentlessly at your statement "Your just a wimp who is afraid of getting hurt" Not at all. I have said numerous times that is not the reason. I could care less about getting hurt, it will happen even if I am not friends with anyone on this earth.

I simply do not want to spend money and time on something so useless. That is all. I understand a useless person spending something on a useless someone. Such as yourself, who believes girl's are queens.

Also, I think i'm Allegretto. And I am better than you.

[Friendly Hostile]

Enjoy your vacation Allegretto.

[Custom]

Guys, guys. Focus your hate on Kaos.

[Kilroy]

Guys, guys. Focus your hate on Kaos.

Allegretto is worse than Kaos ever, ever will be.

Enjoy your vacation Allegretto.

<3

[Kilroy]

It's really easy to argue with Allegretto. Kaos will just go cut himself. |:

Yes, but Allegretto doesn't stop.

[Kayo]

Allegretto is worse than Kaos ever, ever will be.

<3

Well done! You caught my mistakes in the beginning. You pass the test, I applaud you!

And your statement about my logic this is a quintessential example of a slippery slope fallacy.
I do however laugh relentlessly at your statement "Your just a wimp who is afraid of getting hurt" Not at all. I have said numerous times that is not the reason. I could care less about getting hurt, it will happen even if I am not friends with anyone on this earth.

I simply do not want to spend money and time on something so useless. That is all. I understand a useless person spending something on a useless someone. Such as yourself, who believes girl's are queens.

Also, I think i'm Allegretto. And I am better than you.

Well, I had originally thought you were alright, Allegretto. Now I see the light, which tells me otherwise. Even though I agree with a little of what you said (though I completely disagree with the rest) your vagina cleaning devicebaggery makes me respect your opinion even less.

Also, you're a stereotypical racist little vagina cleaning device, but I'll try to get around that, since I know how to. Unlike most of you people who won't let it go. OH WAIT. IT'S JUST YOU, ALLEGRETTO. You're the only one keeping this going. If it wasn't for you, I know Kil-- er, Syd would just drop the subject by now.

[Thirdkoopa]

Well, I had originally thought you were alright, Allegretto. Now I see the light, which tells me otherwise.

Kaos...Has seen...Logic? And he didn't have to use an indifferent smiley? (Though I changed my smiley set to "no smilies")

wtf custom go get me pills really quick this is amazing.

[Kayo]

Kaos...Has seen...Logic? And he didn't have to use an indifferent smiley? (Though I changed my smiley set to "no smilies")

wtf custom go get me pills really quick this is amazing.

Hai TK.

Also what?

[Thirdkoopa]

Hai TK.

Also what?

It's because when you said something logical I had to deal with indifferent smilies; I'm not fond of the smilies here, so I just switched it to text smilies :)

And yes there's an option to change it SILVER NEVER REMOVE THAT OPTION.