The fun hypothetical sex thread - NSFW obviously.

[Thirdkoopa]

Thank you Pote (;
Yay. The fun hypothetical sex thread. Because choices between a woman that sticks with you over blowjobs are boring. Also this thread better go downhill

or else l:

If your wife cheated on you, before divorcing, if she offered you a blowjob would you take it?

[Turok]

What

the

frag?

TK, what the hell is wrong with you?

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see this.
[spoiler]No[/spoiler]

[Thirdkoopa]

TK, what the hell is wrong with you?

The better question is "What the hell is right with me these days"



But blame Pote.

[Potestas]

The better question is "What the hell is right with me these days"



But blame Pote.

Hey, don't drag me into this now. I never asked you to make this thread. ;v

[Thirdkoopa]

Hey, don't drag me into this now. I never asked you to make this thread. ;v

You started it off of "baw i'm bored" and actually continuing on my chain sir modest. v;

now then less chat more hypothetical sex questions.

[Potestas]

You started it off of "baw i'm bored" and actually continuing on my chain sir modest. v;

now then less chat more hypothetical sex questions.

If we'd all be able to convincingly word things without consequences, the world wouldn't be off all too well.

[SkyMyl]

...I'll just be going to buy some brain bleach.

[jnfs2014]

If the sexiest woman in the world offered to let you bang her, but there was a 20% chance that you would get an STD, would you do it?

[The Seventh]

If the sexiest woman in the world offered to let you bang her, but there was a 20% chance that you would get an STD, would you do it?

It's called reduce the chance of getting said STD by buying a condom, derp

[Mystic]

If your wife cheated on you, before divorcing, if she offered you a blowjob would you take it?

Probably, if she was good at it.

If the sexiest woman in the world offered to let you bang her, but there was a 20% chance that you would get an STD, would you do it?

Depends on the STD. With or without condoms, if it's something like HIV/AIDS, intercourse  no.

If you had to have sex with a president of the US, which one would it be?

[Kayo]

It's called reduce the chance of getting said STD by buying a condom, derp

And that's why you are smart. most people wouldn't have said that. D:

If you had to have sex with a president of the US, which one would it be?

brb trying to get images out of head

[Dog Food]

Probably, if she was good at it.
Depends on the STD. With or without condoms, if it's something like HIV/AIDS, intercourse  no.

If you had to have sex with a president of the US, which one would it be?

FDR.

Franklin had an unusually vigorous sexual appetite.

And that's where I come in.

[PsychoYoshi]

Sorry, this ain't gonna fly.