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Started by Dog Food, May 20, 2010, 07:00:09 PM

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Dog Food

I lost something again. It couldn't have left my house. I've looked everywhere for that stupid intercourse ing iPod. Even used a flashlight and went all CSI on everything. This happens all the time to me. I swear it isn't me, I think someone or something is taking my things away from me. Like those motherintercourse ing underpants gnomes. I mean, it's like when I lost my glasses and never found them again. Then I lost my second pair of glasses and found them a long time later in a random box that I never would have put them in. And then I lost them again and they were gone for good. Where the intercourse  do my things all go? God dangit that iPod cost me a poopload of money.

...I can't go to sleep until I find that intercourse ing iPod. I need it tomorrow and so I'm going to intercourse ing find it if it's the last thing I do.

Discuss losing things.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

Psilocybin


Thirdkoopa

I'm organized so I don't lose things often unless someone else manages to lose it. I really hate when they're all like "Oh it's not a big deal" And yet the same continuous problem happens.

Sucks still. Hope you find your iPod.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Eizweir

Always look in the cushions of any couch or chair you were sitting in, it might've fallen out of your pocket like mine always does =/
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Dog Food

Quote from: Roy Khan owns you on May 20, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Always look in the cushions of any couch or chair you were sitting in, it might've fallen out of your pocket like mine always does =/
I've ransacked my entire house. No couch, chair, or any other piece of furniture has went unturned. No matter how hard I look, these things never show up again. This is the usual trend, so I'm not expecting to find it again for a few months, if at all. And if I do find it, it'll be when I least expect it or by complete accident, as per usual.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

The Riddler

I lose everything. Especially my phone, my wallet, and my keys.

I have a key finder on my keys and in my wallet now.

Eizweir

If you've had a ride with any friends ask them if it's in their car.

Happens to me quite often
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formerly: Marth Xero, Xero, Roy Khan, Diego Armando, Lux Aeterna, and more I forget it was like 11 years ago jeeze

Thirdkoopa

Quote from: KJ on May 20, 2010, 07:55:34 PM
I've ransacked my entire house. No couch, chair, or any other piece of furniture has went unturned. No matter how hard I look, these things never show up again. This is the usual trend, so I'm not expecting to find it again for a few months, if at all. And if I do find it, it'll be when I least expect it or by complete accident, as per usual.
Keep a note of where you keep checking.

It usually works for me when raiding the house.
[21:11] <mackormoses> let's take a look at today's stats
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> stats today are high
[21:11] <mackormoses> holy intercourse ing poop
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> you adding all these standards
[21:11] <Rosencrantz> is really pushing us [/quote]
Quote from: JrDude φ on May 31, 2010, 08:32:13 PM
3 of my friends smoke weed. Why? Well I asked one time, and this is what they said: "Because I can blow out smoke and it makes me feel like a intercourse ing dragon"

Dog Food

My mom found it this morning. It was stuck in the absolute corner of the couch, past the cushions (which I took off) and stuck deep in the crack. Must have been from when a couple of my friends and I all got piled into that corner. Well I got lucky, she found it just in time for the long ride.

So yay, it all works out in the end. Can't say the same for the millions of other things I've lost and have never seen again.
I get obsessively manic over things. It's a problem.

MoS

That's good, I thought for sure the Sleestak's took it.

Night the Lucario

I find the probability of finding something your house has eaten is inversely proportional to how important it is to you.
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