A hypothetical question

[Kayo]

I like how none of you included me. I'm just that awesome.

[JrDude]

I like how none of you included me. I'm just that awesome.

Hidden complaint of not being included isn't very hidden.

[Neerb]

Eros, you can be the main city's gatekeeper who is strong enough to keep our mighty heroes from entering until they've completed some drawn-out sidequest yet strangely never seems to be around when there's an actual threat to the city.

[Shujinco2]

Eros, you can be the main city's gatekeeper who is strong enough to keep our mighty heroes from entering until they've completed some drawn-out sidequest yet strangely never seems to be around when there's an actual threat to the city.

AND HE CAN HAVE A THEME SONG:

[えっちーせんぱい]

I'd probably be that random person that just always appears to be busy around the world, but will stop and talk to the main character when seen.

[Red]

I can feel the love. ;-;

Anyways, I have no ideas that haven't been said yet in this thread, so lolno.

[Neerb]

I can feel the love. ;-;

Anyways, I have no ideas that haven't been said yet in this thread, so lolno.

You can be the 6-time grand champion of the city's [insert needlessly violent and impractical fictional sport here] league who loses your title to the out-of-towner noob farm boy in spite of your years of experience for apparently no other reason than the fact that he's the protagonist.

Oh, and if he comes back much later in the game after you've regained your title, he can beat you again in an optional rematch to earn some crazy awesome weapon/make you give up your life of sport and join his party.

[JrDude]

So is the only way to get a "role" in this thing to "secretly" complain in a post?

And Shu, if you have a theme song, it has to be unique and not stolen from something else.

[Neerb]

So is the only way to get a "role" in this thing to "secretly" complain in a post?

I'm just giving people stereotypical RPG roles because they want one but are too lazy to come up with one themselves.

Ironically, I've yet to think of something that I would be... I think I'm getting close, though.

[PsychoYoshi]

Traitorous ally?  Hah, Snorkel.

Protagonist-TK, he constantly fights for the forum, trys to rally us, etc.
Party would consist of:
     -Mack-The brutal warrior who speaks his mind
     -Me-the nutty pyromaniac.  EVERYONE NEEDS A PYROMANIAC
     -Zovistograt-His insane musical abilities will cause enemies to explode with the sheer amount of bass
     -Bluaki-him and his bot could KICK ass lol
     -Riddler-He could have an epic rage attack where he becomes invincible for a short period of time.
Antagonist-EJ Raven
Heroine-KJ

A few corrections:
-EJRaven is the Big Bad, but he's actually the penultimate boss of the game--it turns out all the time he was possessed by the Dark Spirit of Nsider Faggotry.

-Riddler wouldn't have an epic rage attack so much as he'd have an epic butthurt attack...preferably one called OMG DRAMU

-Gamemaster#### would have to make several appearances as a recurring boss that stays at the same strength throughout the entire game and thus becomes progressively more and more of a pushover.

-You also forgot to add a player character--one cynical, snarky, gay administrator mage.

[The Riddler]

A few corrections:
-EJRaven is the Big Bad, but he's actually the penultimate boss of the game--it turns out all the time he was possessed by the Dark Spirit of Nsider Faggotry.

-Riddler wouldn't have an epic rage attack so much as he'd have an epic butthurt attack...preferably one called OMG DRAMU

-Gamemaster#### would have to make several appearances as a recurring boss that stays at the same strength throughout the entire game and thus becomes progressively more and more of a pushover.

-You also forgot to add a player character--one cynical, snarky, gay administrator mage.

Snarky, Cynical, and Gay don't fit mage.

You get shopkeeper.

[RX-78-2]

Snarky, Cynical, and Gay don't fit mage.

You get shopkeeper.

They don't, but you could give him thief/ninja/archer and make him part of the party. The gayness is on the side, but it pretty much fits here.

[Mystic]

Hero: Vaatix
Heroine: Vive
Final Boss: EJRaven
Antagonist: Doodle
Traitorous Ally: Snorkel
Storekeeper: Mystic