Sane Interviews: Silverhawk79

[IN-SANITY]

This weeks interview (and our first interview) is with the man behind NSFCD; The one, the only, SILVERHAWK79.

Andrew
Just the man I was looking for. So tell me Silver. How does a man like you stay so slim so fit yet so desirable?
Silverhawk79
Lots and lots of practice. uguu~
Andrew
Oh ok.
Silverhawk79 said:
cocaine helps too
Andrew said:
Oh.
...
Should I write this down?
Silverhawk79 says:
yes
Andrew says:
Got it.
Anything else?
Silverhawk79 says:
Always remember to insert carrots into your anus twice a day
It's good for your eyes
Andrew says:
What if I want xray vision?
Like three times?
Silverhawk79 says:
Yes.
Andrew says:
Okay.
Anything else?
Silverhawk79 says:
Nope, that's it.
Andrew says:
That's pretty basic.
Silverhawk79 says:
Oh, and if you want some serious IQ boosting, make sure to snort crushed up children.
Andrew says:
Any kind?
Or like retards, blacks, white kids, white trash kids?
Silverhawk79 says:
Any kind.
Except Jews.
Andrew says:
What good are Jews for?
OH WAIT.
HA HA HA.
So Mr. Hawk, when is the next Podcast?
Silverhawk79 says:
idklol
Andrew says:
Any big plans for it?
Silverhawk79 says:
Nope. :B
Light is the one who's really doing it all
Andrew says:
Well what about events for NSFCD? It's summer and something big has got to be coming up.
Silverhawk79 says:
Well uh, I'm leaving in a week, so I don't have anything planned for now.
Andrew says:
What about when you get back; Some kinda celebration of life prehaps?
Silverhawk79 says:
I'll have a striptease for NSFCD. ;D
Andrew says:
I see.
Well, that's all the time we have for now.
See you all next week on Sane Interviews!

[Silverhawk79]

wait, what
I didn't agree to this
;_;

[buttlord420]

wait, what
I didn't agree to this
;_;

Its probably in your contract

[SkyMyl]

[Silverhawk79]

You're like a magical neverending fountain of reaction images.

[SkyMyl]

You're like a magical neverending fountain of reaction images.

I blame Custom.

[Macawmoses]

don't worry the next mack interviews will have silver after the strip tease