North Korean elections.

[Tupin]

Time has a sense of humor. Anyway, just kidding about the title, but Kim Jong-Un just recently got appointed a general.

He will have a lot to live up to, though. His father, among other things, did all this according to North Korea:

Invented the microwave oven, hamburger, holograms, and a more reader friendly desk.
Wrote over 1500 books.
Began walking at three weeks, talking at eight, and wrote a book on the future of the Korean people at age two.
Often scored 3 or 4 hole in ones per round in golf.
His birth was signaled by a double rainbow, a new star in the sky, and a sea monster that came out of the sea and sang the North Korean national anthem.
He can control the weather.

Cults of personality are a crazy thing, aren't they? His son's pretty much the same, too.

[Macawmoses]

actually we don't know much at all about his son. Anyone claiming to is pretty well extrapolating based on a few quotes from former classmates and official statements from the government.

I also like how virtually every site neglects the fact his sister also made general.

[Cornwad]

North Korea is still a place? I'm sure if we just ignore them they'll go away, they're like children looking for attention but with more communism.

[Tupin]

North Korea is still a place? I'm sure if we just ignore them they'll go away, they're like children looking for attention but with more communism.

Yes, but with nukes and insane leaders who are 50 years behind in technology and don't understand modern diplomacy.

Also, I did know his sister became a general. Most of what we know about his son comes from Kim Jong Il's former cook who fled to Japan.

[Silverhawk79]

For some reason, the "achievements" that Kim Jong-Il supposedly managed to do sound like an elaborate Chuck Norris joke.
Just saying.

[Macawmoses]

For some reason, the "achievements" that Kim Jong-Il supposedly managed to do sound like an elaborate Chuck Norris joke.
Just saying.

new meme: king jong il facts

[BOREDFOREVER]

The slang "ill" came from admiration of Kim Jong.

After Team America- World Police was made, many crew members and the entire puppeteer team defected to North Korea.  Even being in the presence of a Kim Jong puppet is enough to make someone embrace communism.

Kim Jong invented flying cars.   The only work in North Korea, where he levitates them by passively willing it to be.

Kim Jong invented the internet.

The sun does not shine in North Korea, Kim Jong simply illuminates the land.

Kim Jong is so potent that women in his presence often become pregnant and give birth to fully grown soldiers.

Korea used to be east of China and north of India, but Kim Jong likes coastline.  He picked it up and moved it.

Everyone in North Korea is actually rich.  They just don't tell people because Kim Jong doesn't want anyone trying to come in and hang out.

Kim Jong created weed when he sneezed on some hemp plants, permanently altering their DNA to contain a portion of his mighty essence.

[Homewrecker]

His son apparently tried to flee the country at one point in time, or something like that. I don't think he's too happy about his father.

[Silverhawk79]

The slang "ill" came from admiration of Kim Jong.

After Team America- World Police was made, many crew members and the entire puppeteer team defected to North Korea.  Even being in the presence of a Kim Jong puppet is enough to make someone embrace communism.

Kim Jong invented flying cars.   The only work in North Korea, where he levitates them by passively willing it to be.

Kim Jong invented the internet.

The sun does not shine in North Korea, Kim Jong simply illuminates the land.

Kim Jong is so potent that women in his presence often become pregnant and give birth to fully grown soldiers.

Korea used to be east of China and north of India, but Kim Jong likes coastline.  He picked it up and moved it.

Everyone in North Korea is actually rich.  They just don't tell people because Kim Jong doesn't want anyone trying to come in and hang out.

Kim Jong created weed when he sneezed on some hemp plants, permanently altering their DNA to contain a portion of his mighty essence.

It has begun.

[Titus Andronicus]

Kim Jong Il can divide by 0, and it is in fact the secret to being the best country in the world.

[Tupin]

His son apparently tried to flee the country at one point in time, or something like that. I don't think he's too happy about his father.

I think that was his younger son, he said he wanted to go to Tokyo Disneyland. His older son is described as not being strong/decisive enough.

Vice Guide to North Korea is a very good documentary if you are interested in the subject.

http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/vice_guide_to_north_korea_episode_1_of_3/

Some actual facts about the great leader:
Like his father, he is terrified of flying and takes a train everywhere.
He has a collection of over 20 thousand VHS tapes, and loves American movies except for Die Another Day.
He is one of the largest consumers of cognac, spending the equivalent of over $650 thousand on Hennessey cognac alone, while the average North Korean makes $900 a year.
He wears four inch lifts in his shoes. He's five-foot-two.
He airlifts in lobsters and caviar when he's abroad, made someone go to China just to get him some McDonalds, and rides in a bulletproof train.
He ordered the abduction of a South Korean movie producer to make a movie to kick-start the film industry in North Korea.

The man loves his cognac and food. No wonder he and his son both have diabetes.

[Dawei]

He's also quite the basketball fan. He's got almost every single game Michael Jordan played for the Bulls on tape, and invented his own rules for Basketball:
3 points for a dunk, 4 points for a swish from the 3-point line, 8 points for scoring in the last 3 seconds, and -1 point for every missed free-throw.

[Lotos]

For some reason, the "achievements" that Kim Jong-Il supposedly managed to do sound like an elaborate Chuck Norris joke.
Just saying.

Didn't they change his score in a Golf game?

[Tupin]

Didn't they change his score in a Golf game?

They change everything bad about him to make it seem like he is a god.

[Allegretto]

J-don Or Flash should be the leader.

Starcraft rules.