Shit just got weird

[Shujinco2]

So I went to my GF's house for supper and a movie. After supper, we went into the living room and started watching Silent Hill. We got ALL THE WAY up to the part where she wakes up in the diner, while Johnny Cash's song,  "Ring of Fire", was playing.

Well, at that moment, we smelled somthing burning. After checking the entire house, and not findiny anything, we went outside.

Well, the NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE WAS ON FIRE!!!!! Which was creepy, to say the least.

Well anyway, after the whole fire ordeal, we saw this guy, sneaking around (he was crawling), avoiding the cops, LYING IN CRYSTAL'S BUSHES! And, because I'm a dumbass, instead of telling a nearby cop, I told a intercourse ing old, drunk guy,

We left the two guys there to converse, while me and crystal went to talk with other neighbors. But then, after a while, the old drunk guy came back! And Crystal's sister INVITED HIM IN!

At that point, I didn't want to deal with anybody, so I said goodbye (and good luck) to Crystal, and went home.

So yeah, wtf?

[Titus Andronicus]

wow dude


you're a huge puss

leaving your girlfriend with some drunk dude? good call i'd say

[TheDarkChief]

being a vagina-y in front of girlfriend

what are you, a pus-
wait i already established that

[Super]

I stopped at "So I went to my GF's house".

[Silverhawk79]

...So you let someone who was possibly an arsonist just...go?
I smell shenanigans.

[Rayquarian]

You probably should go save your girlfriend.  Then be all like "Yeah, I'm awesome like that.  Just saved your life (even though you wouldn't be in danger if I told you about the arsonist first)."

[Tahrann]

I woulda kicked the arsonist's ass. Just saying.

Good way to prove you have the stones to protect your girlfriend.

[JrDude]

You have a girlfriend?

[DededeCloneChris]

You have a girlfriend?

[Shujinco2]

Where are you getting the whole "I left my GF with the arsonist: thing?

We alerted the drunk old guy that there was a dumbpoop in our bushes, and WE went away, me and HER, while this supposedly drunk guy dealt with the criminal.

I would have THOUGHT the guy would be responsible and tell the police, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, he let the guy run away.

[Titus Andronicus]

Where are you getting the whole "I left my GF with the arsonist: thing?

We alerted the drunk old guy that there was a dumbpoop in our bushes, and WE went away, me and HER, while this supposedly drunk guy dealt with the criminal.

I would have THOUGHT the guy would be responsible and tell the police, but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, he let the guy run away.

Oh I'm sorry, you're right.

We left the two guys there to converse, while me and crystal went to talk with other neighbors. But then, after a while, the old drunk guy came back! And Crystal's sister INVITED HIM IN!

At that point, I didn't want to deal with anybody, so I said goodbye (and good luck) to Crystal, and went home.

You left her with the drunk dude instead and said goodbye (and good luck) to her. BECAUSE LEAVING TWO WOMEN WITH A DRUNK STRANGER IS A GOOD IDEA

[Shujinco2]

Oh I'm sorry, you're right.


You left her with the drunk dude instead and said goodbye (and good luck) to her. BECAUSE LEAVING TWO WOMEN WITH A DRUNK STRANGER IS A GOOD IDEA

Well, they had there parents around.

Also, her mom was kind of forcing me to go home too, but whatever.

[Tahrann]

Well, they had there parents around.

Also, her mom was kind of forcing me to go home too, but whatever.

I'm sensing that they trust the arsonist more than you.

[ThePowerOfOne]

I stopped at "So I went to my GF's house".

[Shujinco2]

I'm sensing that they trust the arsonist more than you.

NOT THE ARSONIST HERP DERP!

And only Alexis trusted the old drunk guy.