The best book you will ever read.

[The Riddler]

Read this.

Do not spoil it for your fellow forumers.

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[The Riddler]

[SkyMyl]

Nothing past Page 3 will load for me.

Must be for the better, I guess.

[Dog Food]

That's a lot like the book I read when I was eight, except the one I read explained the process in more detail and had better more realistic nude pictures.

[Mystic]

Sexy.

[MoS]

i came.

[Mystic]

i came.

So did he.

[Silverhawk79]

I had to.

[Allegretto]

My eyes just got raped.

[StarWindWizard7]

You couldn't pay me enough to get past Page 3 if I was in that book. 

[phatyo]

A book I highly recommend  for all dumb asses to pick up and read and understand why you guys are all going to fail and work for people like me, is Rich Dad Poor Dad
You will thank me.
Then read the book The magic of thinking big.
Then thank me again :)
Only read chapter 2, 12, 13 of the magic of thinking big. The rest of book is boring and useless.

[Macawmoses]

A book I highly recommend  for all dumb asses to pick up and read and understand why you guys are all going to fail and work for people like me, is Rich Dad Poor Dad
You will thank me.
Then read the book The magic of thinking big.
Then thank me again :)
Only read chapter 2, 12, 13 of the magic of thinking big. The rest of book is boring and useless.

rich dad poor dad what? I think your dad must have cut off air to your brain the last time he throttled you (rightfully so) because that made no sense at all.

The fact you believe you're going to be the boss of anything is not only incredibly hilarious, it's also a little pathetic. Sure, you might end up as a manager of a McDonalds one day -- it's bound to come your way, bound to -- but by then, the rest of us will have college degrees, jobs, and families.

You'll have excess fat, body odour, and low self esteem. Yeah, I'm going to be working for you.

[Allegretto]

rich dad poor dad what? I think your dad must have cut off air to your brain the last time he throttled you (rightfully so) because that made no sense at all.

The fact you believe you're going to be the boss of anything is not only incredibly hilarious, it's also a little pathetic. Sure, you might end up as a manager of a McDonalds one day -- it's bound to come your way, bound to -- but by then, the rest of us will have college degrees, jobs, and families.

You'll have excess fat, body odour, and low self esteem. Yeah, I'm going to be working for you.

I don't think he's going to hire you now.

[Matt]

"The Mother and baby rest in the hospital and get to know each other. Then the happy Father comes to take them home. The hungry newborn baby sucks milk from his mother's breasts."

Do I win?