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[SkyMyl]

A robber just broke into your house, while you're the only person inside, on your computer doing whatever.
You have to fend the robber off, improvising with whatever is closest to you. What are you going to use as a weapon?

I've got a cardboard box and nail clippers. Surely I'm a force to be reckoned with!

[Allegretto]

My Master Sword.

[Kayo]

My martial arts skills, of course. Along with that I'd have a TV remote and a heavy glass candle thing nearby if I'm in the living room, and a pocketknife and some pencils if I'm in my room.

[The Riddler]

My martial arts skills, of course.

I laughed. Fucking hard.

[BOREDFOREVER]

My 40 S&W "Sigma."  If it's not in its usual location not too far from me, I guess it's gonna be all me.  Maybe the computer chair if they have a knife.

[Kayo]

I laughed. Fucking hard.

I'm being completely serious. I've been taking Mixed Martial Arts for 10 years, thank you.

[Silverhawk79]

Let's see...either this stupid lamp behind me or my backpack. Or I guess there's a textbook on the floor too.

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I will use my death

[Macawmoses]

Well seeing as my bed/desk is also my kitchen/etc. I've got knives, etc. to use. I also have some fossils I could bludgeon them with. Oh, I also have rail road spikes.

[Dog Food]

My laptop, the lamp-like lamp on the bedside desk to my right, the bedside desk to my right, or one of my various pillows. Oh, and I could attempt to strangle the burglar with my corded phone! I'm talking on it right now, so it'd already be in my hand. And I guess I could throw my alarm clock, too.

[Magnum]

My early Christmas present 9mm handgun

...I wish :( I have an A&W plastic cup and my Wallet. LETS DO THIS!

[JrDude]

I've got a swiss army knife, a mini swiss army knife, and a letter opener nearby, I may use those.

[Matt]

Good ol' NSFCD, the most unoriginal forum to exist... especially when it comes to topic ideas.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Everybody will probably think i'm full of poop, but I am actually a really good fighter. Not that I go around fighting people or anything, just growing up with two older brothers and being openly bi it's either learn to defend yourself or get the poop beaten out of you. As long as they aren't like... Pointing a gun in my face or something i'm pretty sure I can kick some little wannabe robber out of my house.

If that fails, I have two vases I can and will (just ask my brother) smash over their heads. I also have an obsession with swords/knives and have a ton around the house, many that are hidden and just look like decorations, that I can use. I think my friend also has a gun... somewhere. But I think i'll just shove a pen through their eye. I'm always clicking a pen in my hand whenever i'm on the computer, so I think i'm safe ^__^

[Neerb]

My first instinct was to pick up the laptop to bludgeon him with.

Of course, if he has any weapon of his own, it probably has more reach, so I'm screwed.