SUPERFUNPOLLTIME: Fuck vs. Shit

[The Riddler]

Which swear word do you like more? Fuck or Shit?

Fun Shit:
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There are many words in the English language that can have multiple meanings, but none are more versatile than that little four letter word, SHIT.

Consider the following:

    * You can get poop-faced, Be poop-out-of-luck, Or have poop for brains.
    * With a little effort, you can get your poop together, find a place for your poop, or be asked to poop or get off the pot.
    * You can smoke poop, buy poop, sell poop, lose poop, find poop, forget poop, and tell others to eat poop.
    * Some people know their poop, while others can't tell the difference between poop and shineola.
    * There are lucky poops, dumb poops, and crazy poops. There is bull poop, horse poop, and chicken poop.
    * You can throw poop, sling poop, catch poop, shoot the poop, or duck when the poop hits the fan.
    * You can give a poop or serve poop on a shingle.
    * You can find yourself in deep poop or be happier than a pig in poop.
    * Some days are colder than poop, some days are hotter than poop, and some days are just plain poopty.
    * When you're sick, you can feel like poop, look like poop, smell like poop, and sound like poop.
    * You can also sound like you're full of poop.
    * You can have too much poop, not enough poop, the right poop, the wrong poop or a lot of weird poop.
    * You can carry poop, have a mountain of poop, or find yourself up poop creek without a paddle.
    * Sometimes everything you touch turns to poop and other times you fall in a bucket of poop and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your poop, you don't need to know anything else!!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a poop and hope you had a nice day, without! a bunch of poop. But, if you happened to catch a load of poop from some poop-head for reading this poop.. well, Shit Happens!!!

Pass this poop on to your friends, because if you don't, you'll have poopty luck for 7 years!

And if you believe that, you're dumber than poop![/spoiler]

Fucking Fun:
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Why Fuck is the Best Word in the English Language...
by Who the Fuck Knows

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "intercourse ".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "intercourse " falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb both transitive (John intercourse ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was intercourse ed by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a intercourse ),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a intercourse ),

and adverb (Mary is intercourse ing interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific intercourse ).

It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, intercourse  she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word intercourse .

Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings........."How the intercourse  are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got intercourse ed by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, intercourse  it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm intercourse ed now."

5. Aggression........."Fuck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fuck me."

7. Confusion............." What the intercourse ....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fucking poop man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the intercourse  are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unintercourse ingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your intercourse ing ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a intercourse ?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the intercourse  are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fuck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherintercourse er!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four intercourse ing twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a intercourse ing poop hole."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the intercourse  was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real intercourse ing gun." -John Lennon

"Where the intercourse  is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the intercourse  is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna intercourse ing roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any intercourse ing idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so intercourse ing look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the intercourse ing ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big intercourse ing problem." - The crew of Apollo 13[/spoiler]

[ThePowerOfOne]

Fuck. Definitely intercourse .

[Magnum]

Fuck, by a lot.


"What the intercourse  was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did.

[Kayo]

I use poop a lot, but I like Fuck better.

[Allegretto]

This thread shouldn't exist.

[The Riddler]

This thread shouldn't exist.

Shit man, why the intercourse  not?