You guys been pleasing the keyboard goddesses?

[Jhen Mohran]

Have you fine folks here been caring for your keyboard, making sure that it's presentable for the keyboard goddesses? If you aren't followin' what I'm saying here, then I think you guys could do well from a good ole XKCD strip to get my point, ze.



If your keyboards are lookin' filthy, you'd better get your compressed air and vacuums out, because it's time to make sure they're nice and clean, free of pesky crumbs, dust, and rough patches.

[Allegretto]

I'm using a laptop.

[Magnum]

My keyboard is always clean.

[Jhen Mohran]

I'm using a laptop.

That's no excuse to avoid checking on the cleanliness of your computer, ze.

My keyboard is always clean.

Nice!

[Kayo]

I'm using a laptop, and I don't eat crumby foods while using it, ever.

[Chris8492]

I keep mine clean, i never have anything dirty near my laptop

[Silverhawk79]

My laptop is probably disgusting.

[SkyMyl]

+1 cleanliness point

[Allegretto]

We must be hurting if these topics are the best we can come up with..

[Silverhawk79]

We must be hurting if these topics are the best we can come up with..

I can't think of any good ones.

[Potestas]

I will do this if the keyboard godesses promise me something in return.

[Custom]

you guys are gross keep your intercourse ing keyboards clean

[Jhen Mohran]

I will do this if the keyboard godesses promise me something in return.

The keyboard goddesses reward in subtle ways, ze. It's theoretically impossible to know what they reward those who follow their cleanliness lifestyle!

[Tsumaru]

Mine probably has a lot of nail clippings under the keys.  I haven't cleaned it in a while, only wiped off the keys.

[Doodle]

Mine probably has a lot of nail clippings under the keys.  I haven't cleaned it in a while, only wiped off the keys.

That's gross, bro.