This here topic doesn't have a topic

[Jhen Mohran]

I want to make a topic, but I ain't sure what it should be about. So how about you guys here figure out what kind of discussion route this topic should take?

[Dog Food]

But by discussing a topic, that would change the very nature of this thread and completely nullify the very topic of not having a topic! That sort of mind-blowing nonsense is what the Town Square is for.