Travelling

[CoasterKid93]

Not down for any place that is xenophobic. That's most places in Asia. Sucks, because the culture is fascinating.

True, but I'll still end up going at some point.

[Kayo]

I need to go all over eastern Europe before I die.

That and Japan.

[ThePowerOfOne]

Okay, for everyone wanting to go to Japan, the toilets there intercourse ing suck. They are like these weird holes in the ground you squat over, and in hotels and stuff they leave you these special shoes by the toilet you're supposed to use so you don't slip while you are hovered over this... "Toilet".

Oh, and their version of the american toilet is even worse. It shoots water out of it like a intercourse ing hydrant. For a people so obsessed with poop, you'd think they would have perfected the toilet by now.

[Ravioli]

Christ. That's exactly what my mom said Peruvian toilets are like. And you cannot flush paper under any circumstances so you're given a receptacle for your poop rags (if you're lucky).

In Athens the pipes are very old and rusty so you can expect showering in amber water. We're intercourse ing spoiled when it comes to washrooms in North America.

[Kayo]

Okay, for everyone wanting to go to Japan, the toilets there intercourse ing suck. They are like these weird holes in the ground you squat over, and in hotels and stuff they leave you these special shoes by the toilet you're supposed to use so you don't slip while you are hovered over this... "Toilet".

Yeah I knew about this. I'm honestly surprised they haven't realized how much more comfortable American toilets are. Then again, the Japanese aren't fat and lazy like us.

[Zero]

Oddly enough, squatting to take a dump is actually healthier for you than traditional toilets. Go figure.

[Kayo]

Oddly enough, squatting to take a dump is actually healthier for you than traditional toilets. Go figure.

Is there a reason other than the fact that you're slightly exercising instead of doing nothing?

Of course, Japan.

[Zero]

Is there a reason other than the fact that you're slightly exercising instead of doing nothing?

Of course, Japan.

Constipation and hemorrhoids occur less often in people that go that way. Something to do with your intestinal muscles. It makes sense when you think about it. Toilets weren't always around.

MOVING ALONG though

I've always wanted to go to Finland

[Kayo]

Constipation and hemorrhoids occur less often in people that go that way. Something to do with your intestinal muscles. It makes sense when you think about it. Toilets weren't always around.

MOVING ALONG though

I've always wanted to go to Finland

Eh, if you say so.

What's in Finland?

[Zero]

Metal. Gorgeous Landscapes. Viking landmarks and relics. Polite people.

Snow.

I dunno. I've just heard its a pretty cool experience.

[Chris8492]

Going to Tortola this summer and island hopping for a couple weeks. this is gonna be awesome.

[Kayo]

Metal. Gorgeous Landscapes. Viking landmarks and relics. Polite people.

Snow.

I dunno. I've just heard its a pretty cool experience.

Sounds a lot like Norway, but I don't know much about that corner of the earth.

[Titus Andronicus]

ITT op visits european countries for a week and all of a sudden talks like he's a big shot traveler (across the pond, tubes, actually makes note that fast food doesn't have a dollar menu in big cities)

i went on a road trip cross america once. been all over new england a bunch but i don't really count that as "traveling". i've been to montreal and quebec and that was cool stuff.

yeah.

[Zero]

ITT op visits european countries for a week and all of a sudden talks like he's a big shot traveler (across the pond, tubes, actually makes note that fast food doesn't have a dollar menu in big cities)

i went on a road trip cross america once. been all over new england a bunch but i don't really count that as "traveling". i've been to montreal and quebec and that was cool stuff.

1) He's just sharing his experience. Stop trying to poop on it. I mean c'mon.

2) If you don't consider that "traveling" then what is considered "traveling"? Leaving the galaxy? Christ. What you did, that was traveling. By definition.

[Ravioli]

yes titus is right I decided to share my experience in the two most-visited cities on earth with a dead end forum in the hopes of impressing the five people who go here without them noticing that i'm not actually a part of the jet set. unfortunately i didn't expect that any of you would be shrewd enough to point out that "across the pond" and the "tubes" are terms that everybody already knows about.

oops, i said "jet set". hope nobody here will think i sound suspiciously elitist and catch on to my ploy :,(