Jack It Up (67k warning)

JrDude · May 08, 2013, 12:29:19 AM

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust so you know.

Stay healthy.

Custom · May 08, 2013, 10:19:40 AM

uhhhhhhhh

Kayo · May 08, 2013, 05:42:09 PM

If I do it fifteen times a week does that reduce the risk by 100%?

Silverhawk79 · May 08, 2013, 07:48:11 PM

if I do it 20 times a week then do I cure other people's cancers

k-fizzy · May 08, 2013, 09:21:42 PM

Five times a day.

Custom · May 08, 2013, 10:25:18 PM

if you guys actually did it that much your intercourse ing dick skin would tear j/s

JrDude · May 09, 2013, 04:12:29 AM

Get laid.
Reduce the risk of tearing your dick skin, but still ejaculate with the same results. Side Effects: She may scream "RAPE!" and you may go to prison, or you may gain a child, which is similar to prison except without the buttrape.
If you lose dick skin with this method, call an exorcist gynecologist or something, because something's probably wrong.

Super · May 09, 2013, 04:23:11 AM

This threads hurts my brain testicles.

Custom · May 09, 2013, 06:19:03 AM

lol @ jrdude getting laid

Zero · May 09, 2013, 06:11:46 PM

Quote from: JrDude 益 on May 09, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Get laid.
Reduce the risk of tearing your dick skin, but still ejaculate with the same results. Side Effects: She may scream "RAPE!" and you may go to prison, or you may gain a child, which is similar to prison except without the buttrape.
If you lose dick skin with this method, call an exorcist gynecologist or something, because something's probably wrong.

oh god i spat my water all over my monitor thanks

Kayo · May 09, 2013, 07:56:53 PM

Quote from: JrDude 益 on May 09, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Get laid.
Reduce the risk of tearing your dick skin, but still ejaculate with the same results. Side Effects: She may scream "RAPE!" and you may go to prison, or you may gain a child, which is similar to prison except without the buttrape.
If you lose dick skin with this method, call an exorcist gynecologist or something, because something's probably wrong.

Is that an invitation? I'm free on Saturday.

JrDude · May 09, 2013, 11:57:24 PM

Quote from: Zero on May 09, 2013, 06:11:46 PM
oh god i spat my water all over my monitor thanks

No problem. Your monitor was looking a little dirty, I thought it could use some cleaning.

RazorFilledCandy · May 10, 2013, 08:23:34 AM

what are the science facts for girls

Britz · May 10, 2013, 09:25:34 AM

Quote from: RazorFilledCandy on May 10, 2013, 08:23:34 AM
what are the science facts for girls

Changing your diet and taking the pill (or being pregnant) supposedly helps reduce ovarian cancer.
AKA nothing fun.

RazorFilledCandy · May 10, 2013, 04:11:32 PM

Quote from: Britz on May 10, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Changing your diet and taking the pill (or being pregnant) supposedly helps reduce ovarian cancer.
AKA nothing fun.

woooooooooooooooooow ): no fun allowed