The hardest word problem in the world ITT

sleepin_dude_99 · October 18, 2007, 06:00:39 PM

Johnny and Jimmy both have a Clubhouse. They are approximently 3 meters away from eachother.

Jimmy's roof is pointier than Johnny's because Jimmy's daddy realizes that there may be a nuclear bombing at any time and the pointiness will make the bomb bounce back to Antartica, where it belongs.

Johnny goes up to Jimmy and says "I'll give you 4 pieces of bubble gum for 3 apples."

Jimmy replies " Are you kidding me? That's a rip. I want 6 pieces of bubble gum for 9 apples."

Johnny then says "I only have 7 apples left, I'll give you 6 apples, a chipmunk tooth, and an exploding donkey for 6 pieces of bubble gum."

Jimmy laughs and says "Hell no, I already have an exploding donkey, and I don't need another one!"

What is the size of Jimmy's exploding donkey's front right hoof?

SHOW YOUR WORK

Friendly Hostile · October 18, 2007, 06:02:52 PM

That's not a word problem, it's gibberish with numbers thrown in.
Get me an actual math problem and then we'll talk.

えっちーせんぱい · October 18, 2007, 06:03:14 PM

That's not hard, it just doesn't make any sense and is totally intercourse ing random.

Thread fails.

Psycho_Ivan · October 18, 2007, 06:04:11 PM

Please check my sig for my opinion on you.

えっちーせんぱい · October 18, 2007, 06:05:13 PM

Quote from: Psycho_Ivan on October 18, 2007, 06:04:11 PM
Please check my sig for my opinion on you.

Be nice now.

OCD1 · October 18, 2007, 06:05:19 PM

I didn't read it, but I am going to say the answer is 7.

X-3 · October 18, 2007, 06:06:01 PM

I agree with what has been already said. Plus, it needs more FIGHTING ROBOTS.

Psycho_Ivan · October 18, 2007, 06:06:53 PM

Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Quote from: Psycho_Ivan on October 18, 2007, 06:04:11 PM
Please check my sig for my opinion on you.
Be nice now.

Only when I get my bloody pie.

えっちーせんぱい · October 18, 2007, 06:09:17 PM

Quote from: Psycho_Ivan on October 18, 2007, 06:06:53 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Quote from: Psycho_Ivan on October 18, 2007, 06:04:11 PM
Please check my sig for my opinion on you.
Be nice now.
Only when I get my bloody pie.

The pie he ate?

Friendly Hostile · October 18, 2007, 06:09:39 PM

Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Be nice now.

Screw being nice. I can't be nice to something that stupid.

phatyo · October 18, 2007, 06:10:41 PM

That total random thats more random then i could ever come up with.

Psycho_Ivan · October 18, 2007, 06:11:38 PM

Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:09:17 PM
Quote from: Psycho_Ivan on October 18, 2007, 06:06:53 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Quote from: Psycho_Ivan on October 18, 2007, 06:04:11 PM
Please check my sig for my opinion on you.
Be nice now.
Only when I get my bloody pie.
The pie he ate?

No, the pie you will bake me.

Quote from: Friendly Hostile on October 18, 2007, 06:09:39 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Be nice now.
Screw being nice. I can't be nice to something that stupid.

I half agree. Gotta be nice to some people, otherwise the world becomes a fire hazard. Just pick you battles and ignore everyone else.

DIMENTIO1 · October 18, 2007, 06:25:31 PM

Quote from: Blaziken on October 18, 2007, 06:03:14 PM
That's not hard, it just doesn't make any sense and is totally intercourse ing random.

Thread fails.

lol

blue_slime · October 18, 2007, 06:26:19 PM

Solution:
Jimmy is a retard for thinking he's getting a better deal trading 9 apples for 6 pieces of bubble gum.
Johnny is a terrorist.