I need homework help ._.

Phantom123 · October 21, 2007, 12:29:50 PM

Tommorow, I have to deliver in a 10 minute, 3 main point persuasive speech (Non-written, all I can use is an outline following strict guidelines) on the topic; "Elvis Presley is Alive". Yes, I picked the topic, and yes, my teacher was furious >-> Now, I HAVE the topic, but I REALLY need to print out a lot more sources. I know the first thing he'll say when it's done is "Liebs, do you think I am an idiot? I think you made up all of your sources". Now, I haven't, but a lot of my work required I interpret my sources x.x Can ya'll help me find evidence for the following (I have, but back-up is requested).

Elvis is alive story; DEA (I have this mostly covered, thank god)
Kingtinued, the music CD from "The voice of Elvis" (Something to suggest it was made by Elvis)
ANY quotes on why Elvis would be alive.
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I dunno how to reward people, but I'll think of something.

blue_slime · October 21, 2007, 01:15:52 PM

If it were another topic, I could probably help you.

Silverhawk79 · October 21, 2007, 05:07:56 PM

Eek. I don't know how to help. :x

Zovistograt · October 21, 2007, 05:09:44 PM

Just say that you talked to Elvis using your telepathic powers.

Jono2 · October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM

rule #34.

bluaki · October 21, 2007, 05:43:31 PM

Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
rule #34.

What in the world does that have to do with this topic? x.x

Jono2 · October 21, 2007, 05:44:16 PM

Quote from: bluaki on October 21, 2007, 05:43:31 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
rule #34.
What in the world does that have to do with this topic? x.x

ways to prove he exists.

bluaki · October 21, 2007, 05:46:25 PM

Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:44:16 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 21, 2007, 05:43:31 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
rule #34.
What in the world does that have to do with this topic? x.x

ways to prove he exists.

although supposedly everything that exists has porn made of it, that doesn't necessarily mean that the only things that can have porn are those that exist.

Jono2 · October 21, 2007, 05:47:29 PM

Quote from: bluaki on October 21, 2007, 05:46:25 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:44:16 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 21, 2007, 05:43:31 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
rule #34.
What in the world does that have to do with this topic? x.x

ways to prove he exists.
although supposedly everything that exists has porn made of it, that doesn't necessarily mean that the only things that can have porn are those that exist.

BLASPHEMY!

Commander Awesome · October 21, 2007, 05:52:21 PM

Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
rule #34.

OH GAWD DISTURBING MENTAL PICTURES
GO BACK TO /B/, /B/tard!

Jono2 · October 21, 2007, 05:53:08 PM

Quote from: Zeldafan556 on October 21, 2007, 05:52:21 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 21, 2007, 05:40:49 PM
rule #34.
OH GAWD DISTURBING MENTAL PICTURES
GO BACK TO /B/, /B/tard!

lol, lemonparty.

(not implying that the King was gay in any way, shape or form).