This next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.

[Commander Awesome]

Please note, we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.

Cake, and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated was. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin.

[Silverhawk79]

...What? :D

[Commander Awesome]

...What? :D

Portal. :O

[Jono2]

...What? :D

Portal. :O

lol, i guessed right :O

[Psycho_Ivan]

It made sense, but it was very much plausibly highly unplausible. :P

[Kaz]

Mandatory "the cake is a lie" post.

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Mandatory "the cake is a lie" post.

Seconded.