The NSFCD Tater Instigator- No Descriptions Required

[Kayo]

I almost died today.

Again.

Damnit, I thought it would work :|

[Dog Food]

I just created a Hakuna Matata parody song entitled "Blimey, I'm a Limey" for no apparent reason.

[Kayo]

I just created a Hakuna Matata parody song entitled "Blimey, I'm a Limey" for no apparent reason.

...what

[Tupin]

I just created a Hakuna Matata parody song entitled "Blimey, I'm a Limey" for no apparent reason.

LYRICS.

[The Riddler]

Damnit, I thought it would work :|

Eat my poop.

Welcome to my world. Me and Death have tea every month it seems D:

On a serious note, what happened?

Please explain how you almost died and how you got away.

So I may improve

I was getting off of an exit onto another road, and right near the end of the exit my car skidded out 90 degrees due to the wet road and hit the rail. The bend was sharp, so the cars coming around couldn't see me well and a 16-Wheeler stopped about 2-3 feet away from my car.

Wanna talk about a nasty panic attack?

[Silverhawk79]

Eat my poop.
I was getting off of an exit onto another road, and right near the end of the exit my car skidded out 90 degrees due to the wet road and hit the rail. The bend was sharp, so the cars coming around couldn't see me well and a 16-Wheeler stopped about 2-3 feet away from my car.

Wanna talk about a nasty panic attack?

I would poop myself, quite literally.

[Dog Food]

LYRICS.

Like I said, I made it for no apparent reason, while talking on the phone with a friend, in the span of five minutes. So it isn't any good. And I didn't do the entire song. I ended it early, and on an incredibly weak note. Anyway, I entertained myself, which was all I was trying to do by making it since it's not going to get anywhere past the writing portion. Anyway, enough excuses for it's horribleness. Here's my first (and only) draft:

*class bell rings*
STUDENTS: rabble rabble rabble rabble
TEACHER: Now class, settle down.
TINA: Hey Molly, what'd you bring in for Food Heritage week?
MOLLY: Fish and chips.
TINA: But isn't that British food?
MOLLY: Yep.
TINA: But you aren't British! Where's your accent?
MOLLY: Tina, you don't need an accent to be British.
TINA: Yes you do!
MOLLY: N..No.
TINA: You lie!

*music begins*

MOLLY: Blimey, I'm a limey.
TINA: Say it with gusto!
MOLLY: Blimey, I'm a limey!
TINA: Now you're talking like a real Anglo!
MOLLY: It's because I'm bloody British.
TINA: For the rest of your days?
MOLLY: It's my birth country,
Can't you see?
Blimey, I'm a limey.

TINA: "Blimey"?
MOLLY: Yeah. It's British slang.
TINA: What does it mean?
MOLLY: Uh, I don't know. Look it up.
TINA: Then you aren't a real Brit!
MOLLY: No, I am. Really! When I was a young child-
TINA: Say it in British!
MOLLY: *sigh* When I was a young nip-per!
TINA: Very nice.
MOLLY: Thanks.
I was born in a country across the sea,
Check out my teeth, you'll see the British in me.
TINA: But your teeth are perfect, can't you tell it's true?
And it hurts that I look more British than you.

MOLLY: Oh, the shame.
TINA: Oh, bullocks!
MOLLY: You sound really lame.
TINA: You sound the same.
MOLLY: No, really, stop this farce.
TINA: I'm just trying to sound British!
MOLLY: I'll take that bloody accent and shove it right up your-
TEACHER: Molly! Not in front of the class!
MOLLY: Oh, sorry.

MOLLY: Blimey, I'm a limey!
TINA: I guess it's true.
MOLLY: Blimey, I'm a limey!
TINA: I can see the Brit in you.
MOLLY: It's my birth country,
I'm glad you see,
That blimey I'm a limey!

[Silverhawk79]

Like I said, I made it for no apparent reason, while talking on the phone with a friend, in the span of five minutes. So it isn't any good. And I didn't do the entire song. I ended it early, and on an incredibly weak note. Anyway, I entertained myself, which was all I was trying to do by making it since it's not going to get anywhere past the writing portion. Anyway, enough excuses for it's horribleness. Here's my first (and only) draft:

I just...don't know if it would work.

[Magnum]

GOD DAMNIT!
I feel like poop. And know I can't go back to sleep. An EMP or some poop made all the electricity go down for the last few hours.

FUCK!

[The Riddler]

[Dog Food]

I just...don't know if it would work.

When it comes to syllables, rhyme scheme and everything, it fits the tune. But it's taken from a few different parts of the song, and includes a section that normally isn't in the song versions (only in the actual movie) so it's hard to follow without the music to tell you where you are.

The problem is more that it sucks in general, but it wasn't made to be shared, so it doesn't really matter.

[Mystic]

1980? Fuck that's old.

[Magnum]

Read IGN's top 100 PS2 games, and Shadow of the Colossus was #1.

My question to you... does it deserve it?

[SkyMyl]

Read IGN's top 100 PS2 games, and Shadow of the Colossus was #1.

My question to you... does it deserve it?

No.

[Shujinco2]

Read IGN's top 100 PS2 games, and Shadow of the Colossus was #1.

My question to you... does it deserve it?

Well, it was awesome and all, but it didn't diserve #1.