DON'T PANIC

[sleepin_dude_99]

Please state the topic you want knowledge of.

*waits for topics to be stated*

[Gwen Khan]

The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy

[Zovistograt]

Earth

[HoganM]

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Life, The Universe, And Everything

[…]

I want knowledge of Panic.

[Friendly Hostile]

42

[Tupin]

Why people are idiots.

[sleepin_dude_99]

Earth

Harmless

Sorry, wrong edition.

Mostly Harmless.

[sleepin_dude_99]

Why people are idiots.

There's a long story behind that.

You see, we're the most unintellegent race in the Galaxy. Hell, the Scagphons on Ursa Major are smarter that us. We just thought that we were the dominant race, and tried to make an advanced civilization.

Damn Vogons.

[Zovistograt]

Earth

Harmless

Sorry, wrong edition.

Mostly Harmless.

I was just checking to see if this one was up-to-date.  Good.

*searches for new blanket patches*

[sleepin_dude_99]

Earth

Harmless

Sorry, wrong edition.

Mostly Harmless.

I was just checking to see if this one was up-to-date.  Good.

*searches for new blanket patches*

*The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy is now sad, lonely, and depressed.

[Kaz]

Why does it burn when I pee?

[sleepin_dude_99]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Stop having sex.

STD's. Refer to Life starts at Five Hundred and Fifty for more information.

[Kaz]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Stop having sex.

STD's. Refer to Life starts at Five Hundred and Fifty for more information.

She told me she was clean. :'(

[sleepin_dude_99]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Stop having sex.

STD's. Refer to Life starts at Five Hundred and Fifty for more information.

She told me she was clean. :'(

Hooker's Lie.

Even triple-breasted whores of Erotica 7.