I'm going to name my child God.

[Emma Watson]

He will either be laughed at or Zeus will help him throw lightning bolts at people.

[Kaz]

Or he could just grow up to be a normal guy working in an office cubicle.

[Emma Watson]

Or he could just grow up to be a normal guy working in an office cubicle.

While tormenting people's lives.

[Andrew1911]

Or he could just grow up to be a normal guy working in an office cubicle.

"Hey, God... Yeah... I've got a problem with your TSP reports."

"Yeah, I'm doing the best I can, Dave. I just got divorced, give me a break!"

"God, you gotta calm down or I will have to fire you."

[Jono2]

i know a couple people named Jesus...

[ME86]

My daughter will be named Cyzarine.

[bluaki]

My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O

[Insane Asylum]

My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

[Psycho_Ivan]

I shall call him, Mini-Me.

[Java]

i know a couple people named Jesus...

Jesus is different. It's an actual name unlike God.

[Geno]

I'm naming my kid Phagina

[LiekZomgYa]

Yeah....

And I'll name my kid Midna, and she'll so happen to be born with blue skin and red eyes... red hair too. :|

;)

[Genius]

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.

I don't plan to have kids.  Ever.  I can't stand them, for the most part.  I don't see a reason to bother.

[Kaz]

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.

I don't plan to have kids.  Ever.  I can't stand them, for the most part.  I don't see a reason to bother.

You'd be the most adorable angry daddy ever. ^_^

[Zovistograt]

I'll name mine Gilgamesh

...

or not