I'm going to name my child God.

[HeroOfTimeO0]

Yeah....

And I'll name my kid Midna, and she'll so happen to be born with blue skin and red eyes... red hair too. :|

;)

:D

[Commander Awesome]

...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay

I dunno what I'd name a child.

[ME86]

...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay

I dunno what I'd name a child.

Spartan-117 Master Chief.

[Savage Syn]

Name him Sparticus. :O

[Commander Awesome]

...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay

I dunno what I'd name a child.

Spartan-117 Master Chief.

Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan-117 "John". :P
Master Chief is a shortened form of his rank, Spartan-177 is his designation, and John is his first name, the only name he remembers.
Yeah, no. :P

[ME86]

...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay

I dunno what I'd name a child.

Spartan-117 Master Chief.

Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan-117 "John". :P
Master Chief is a shortened form of his rank, Spartan-177 is his designation, and John is his first name, the only name he remembers.
Yeah, no. :P

I know.


Okay, how about Housuke?

[RobotZombiePirate]

If you name child God then most likely he will grow up to be someone who lived a normal life while spreading ideas of peace and compassion who after his death will have his ideas be used in order to persecute and torment others.

[JMV]

I want a clone.

[Kaz]

I'll name mine Gilgamesh

...

or not

I'll top that by naming mine Enkido.

[HeroOfTimeO0]

What if you have other children?

"Johnny, why can't you be more like God?"

[Sgt.Chilly]

Siblings are to be named Buddha, Odin, Shiva, and Quetzalcoatl in that order.

[Syncopathic]

My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

I WILL NAME MINE MEGATRON.

[Sgt.Chilly]

My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

I WILL NAME MINE MEGATRON.

I call dibs on StarScream!

[bluaki]

My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

Girl+Girl= ???
How exactly would that work?

And yeah, I'm pretty much completely sure I wouldn't want kids even if I didn't have to go through childbirth or do you-know-what with a guy >_>

[Sgt.Chilly]

My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O

You're still a kid.  Of course you think that.

I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.

Girl+Girl= ???
How exactly would that work?

Adoption der.