wiiboychris fan fic corner-Tales of Smashers (A parody of Tales of Symphonia)

DededeCloneChris · November 03, 2007, 12:02:38 PM

If you wanna know why I didn't post this in the forum of fan fics, is because nobody goes there :P

DededeCloneChris · November 03, 2007, 12:09:34 PM

Ok, if you readed the fan fic Know your stars, you maybe readed the extra story, so here is the chapter 5, enjoy please. By Tyler and Ryxlet (If you find the story rather stupid, tell me then)

Yes... Sadly, I am skipping some of the demonstration fights. Hey, I'm not that good at writing fight scenes. I'm just gonna stick to humor. So, enjoy chapter 5.

Oh, by the way, expect randomness and OOC's in this chapter!

Two Weeks Later...

Master sighed. The past two weeks had been rough for him. 'Sheesh...' he thought, 'It's a hassle now that Wario's joined Yoshi's and Kirby's eating contests. I'm afraid that we'll run out of food. Not that it wasn't a problem before. And Sonic and Shadow are usually duking it out in the back yard, occasionally damaging either the mansion or the garden. Ike, Link, Marth and Roy are always clashing in the training room, Lucas and Ness are sometimes fighting, and Pikachu and Pichu keep picking on the Pokémon Trainer! This has got to be the worst idea I have ever- ...No, having Bowser watch the mansion for five minutes was the worst idea I've ever had.'

Downstairs...

In the living room, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy were watching television. They were watching a cooking show, showing the viewers how to make some sort of... food.

"Just what do you think they're making-?" Luigi asked.

"Hmm... I think it's some sort of soup." Peach suggested.

"No, it looks to thick for soup." Mario said.

"Well, maybe it's... ah... hmm... Gee, I don't know." Daisy said.

Meta Knight came into the living room.

"Hmm... Looks like crackers." He said.

"No, it can't be." Falco said, he too coming in, "It's an apple."

"Don't look like it." Bowser Jr. came into the room, "It's like bread."

"Nope. It's not." Pit flew through the window, "It's some sort of milkshake."

"How do you get milkshake outta that?" Ganondorf said as he broke through the wall, "It's obviously a bowl of cereal."

"You're all wrong." Ashley came into the room, "It's peanut butter."

"No way!" Crazy Hand crashed through the roof and landed on Ganondorf, "It's juice!"

"You can't get juice out of and apple!" Falco said.

"It's not an apple, it's a loaf of bread!" Bowser Jr. said.

"Nu-uh! It's a milkshake!" Pit yelled. Crazy got off Ganondorf.

"Guys, stop this senseless fighting!" Tyler yelled as he fell through the hole in the roof, landing on Ganondorf, "It's obviously chocolate cake!"

"You think every thing is cake!" Funky Kong flew through the same window as Pit.

"Shut up!" Tyler yelled.

"It's crackers!" Meta Knight yelled.

"It's peanut butter!" Ashley yelled.

"Crackers!"

"Peanut butter!"

"Crackers!"

"Peanut butter!"

"...Juuuice..." Ganondorf said weakly.

Everyone glared at each other, then they all broke out into an all-4-1 brawl. Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy quietly snuck out of the hole Ganondorf made.

Five Minutes Later...

Everyone mentioned above was laid out on their backs, covered in scratches, bruises, and wet pants. Suddenly, there was a loud shriek. Everyone sprang to their feet (except for Crazy) and rushed to the kitchen. There, Zelda and Samus looked in horror at the broken glass jar, its contents spilled on the floor. The contents were chocolate chip cookies.

"What's going on in here!?" Crazy yelled.

"S...S...S...S-S-Someone stole the last peanut butter cookie!" Zelda screamed. Everyone yelled in terror.

"Who would've done something as terrible as this?!" Falco sobbed.

"I don't know." Bowser Jr. said.

"This case needs to be solved." Meta Knight said.

"I know who could help!" Funky Kong said.

"Who!?" Everyone yelled. Funky grinned.

Upstairs...

"So... you come to me in your hour of need..." Donkey Kong said. Funky, who was bowing down to him, nodded, along with everyone else from before, "I should've seen this coming... I should've stopped the perpetrator."

"The wha?" Ganondorf asked.

"The villain." Tyler answered.

"Oh."

"So... you want me to help you..." Donkey Kong peeled a banana.

"Yes, O Great Donkey Kong." Funky said.

"Hmmm... Well, I may assist you..." Funky raised his head in joy, "...Only after I beat Halo 3." Funky, plus everyone else in the room, did an anime-fall.

"Halo 3!?" Everyone yelled, "That's for the XBox 360!"

"Can't an ape have another system?" Donkey Kong shrugged.

"Well... it isn't against Teh Rules..." Crazy said, whipping out a giant book that had Teh Rules written in big, bold letters.

"How far are you, DK?" Ashley asked.

"I just bought it three minutes ago!" DK said. 'Nother anime-fall.

"Looks like we're in this on our own." Crazy said, "Let's go, team! To the crime scene!" Everyone minus DK, who was putting the Halo 3 disc in the XBox 360, ran out of the room.

Downstairs...

In the kitchen, a Danger sign/fence thingy was around the broken cookie jar. The group from earlier, plus some Toads in police uniforms, stood around the jar. Falco, once again, started crying. Meta Knight slapped him in the beak.

"Get a hold of yourself, man!" He yelled. Falco sniffed a mighty sniff, and nodded.

Meanwhile, Crazy was talking to one of the Toad police men.

"So, tell me what you know, Mr. Ossifer." Crazy said.

"That's Mr. Officer, to you, bub." The Toad said, "The perp came through this here wall, stole the last peanut butter cookie, and ran out through the same hole."

"How do you know he came through the wall?" Crazy asked. The Toad pointed to the wall. A giant hole was there. "Oh." Crazy nodded and floated back to the group, "Okay, since he is the smartest one here, I'm entrusting Tyler to be Mr. Sherlock Holmes on this case."

"What? Who? Me?" Tyler asked. Crazy nodded. Tyler saluted, "You can count on me, Mr. Hand!" Tyler walked over to the cookie jar. Then he looked a the hole. Coming to a conclusion very quickly, he turned back to the group, "Okay, I got four prime suspects: Ganondorf..." Ganondorf's jaw hung open, "...Ashley..." Ashley's eyes widened, "...and Pit and Funky Kong." Pit and Funky... well, they were to busy staring at the broken jar on the floor.

"Me!?" Ganondorf yelled in Tyler's face, "Why me!?"

"Yeah, why me, too?" Ashley asked calmly. Pit and Funky still did not here.

"Well, first of all, the perp burst through the wall, which Ganondorf did in the living room." Everyone looked at the hole on the wall, then turned to Ganondorf, who started sweating. Tyler started pacing in front of the group. "Secondly, what the perp took was a peanut butter cookie. When Ashley came into the living room, she said that the food on TV was peanut butter." Everyone minus Ashley started murmuring in agreement and nodding. Ashley got a slightly worried look on her face, but it was barley noticeable, "Thirdly and fourthly, in the living room, Pit and Funky Kong flew through the same window. The exact same window that was right next to the kitchen." Pit and Funky still did not hear Tyler. Now Pit was crying on Funky's shoulder, while Funky was patting him on the back.

"Those are three very excellent points, Tyler!" Crazy said, slapping him in the back, making him fall face-first on the floor.

"Thanks." Tyler said, his voice muffled because of the floor. He raised his head to look at the group, "Y'know, I don't actually suspect you guys." Ganondorf sighed in relief and wiped his brow. Ashley's almost impossible to see look vanished, "Now, let's go find that crook!" The group yelled, and they all ran off. They forgot something though...

"Hey, where'd they go?" Pit asked, finally looking over his shoulder, his tears gone.

"I don't know..." Funky said, "but I got the strangest feeling that we're one of four suspects for this crime."

"Oh, that's preposterous!" Pit said, "...Hey, is that spelled right?"

"No clue." Funky said, "Now let's get outta here." He and Pit ran off for the group.

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How do you like this chapter? I wanted to add a crime/mystery one, plus some humor, so I came up with this.

Alright, I want you guys (and girls) to do something for me. After every few chapter now, I'll put up a poll. You guys (and girls) have to pick either A, B, C, D, and I'll write a chapter with the winning... uh, letter.

So, here they are!

Question: What will the group go to?

A) Look inside the mansion for clues

B) Look in Nintendo City for clues

C) Split up in four groups of two, one person will be on their own

D) Play Halo 3 with Donkey Kong

That's it for now! See ya next chapter!

PS: Sorry again for not doing the fight scenes!

DededeCloneChris · November 04, 2007, 12:37:14 PM

I will not continue with the last story, but here is the next chapter of Crazy Crazy Mansion! Enjoy and comment please!

Crazy Crazy Mansion
By Hoogiman

Last time on Crazy Crazy Mansion...

"Hey guys, I'm here to kill you," said Pit, wheeling a cannon into the room.

...

"Pikachu, stop attacking!" shouted a voice from the other side of the room.

Pikachu and Jigglypuff gasped, and looked at a female trainer on the other side of the room.

"Yay! May!" cheered Pikachu and Jigglypuff. "You're here to save us!"

...

Ash slit May's throat, killing her.

...

"WHAT?!?!?!" screamed Bowser in shocked, looking at the twenty bodies that were lying on his bed.

"There are bodies on my bed!" screamed Bowser, "Bodies! Dead bodies!"

...

"AndI missed out on helping!" said Bowser angrily.

Donkey Kong walked in, holding a banana gun, "Time to die-"

"Shut up!" said Bowser angrily, giving him a fatal blow to the chin. "Why didn't you tell me we were going on a killing spree before, huh?"

Chapter Seven

Bowser cackled manically has he waved around Zelda's bloody carcass, earwax seeping out of the eyes.

Popo ran up to Bowser, in tears. "Bowser, it's horrible!" cried Popo, "Twenty-eight people have been killed in what seems to be a horrible massacre!"

"Twenty-eight?!" said Bowser, shocked and angry, "I've missed out on so much!"

"I know! You have to help us!" said Popo crying, hugging Bowser's leg, "Twenty-eight people are dead!"

"Twenty-nine," said Bowser in a serious, low voice.

"What do you mean?" said Popo, staring into Bowser's eyes cutely.

"I said, twenty-nine," said Bowser angrily.

"But there are only twenty-eight," argued Popo.

"Now there will be twenty-nine!" said Bowser angrily, pointing at Popo.

"What do you mean?" said Popo.

"After I kill you there will be twenty-nine," said Bowser.

"What do you mean?" said Popo, scratching his head. "And why are you caressing Zelda's bloody carcass in your own hands, laughing manically as you pull out the organs individually, cackling uncontrollably at the sound they make after splattering onto the ground?"

Bowser grinned evilly at Popo.

"It's almost as if you're going out with the intention of..." said Popo, coming to a realisation. "...killing people?!"

"Yes," acknowledged Bowser.

"Oh," said Popo.

...

"So are you going to like, kill me or-" said Popo.

Bowser stomped on Popo, killing him.

"Ha, ha, ha!" chuckled Bowser heartily.

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Mewtwo and Falcon sat in a room, playing snap in silence.
...

"...you know how there's lots of bodies everywhere and stuff?" said Falcon, turning over a card.

"Mmm..." said Mewtwo apathetically, placing down a card.

"...maybe we should... do something about it?" suggested Falcon.

"Naah," said Mewtwo, flipping another card over.

...

Lucas ran into the room, wielding a machete.

"You guys are really starting to get lame," said Mewtwo angrily.

"You know what isn't lame?" said Lucas smugly.

"...my body smeared all over the wall, yeah, yeah," said Mewtwo, uninterested.

"I'm going to kill you first, kitty kat!" said Lucas.

"You're not fazing me anymore!" said Mewtwo angrily, turning over a card to reveal a frog (which did not match with Falcon's donkey).

Lucas charged towards Mewtwo, screaming loudly, machete raised.

"I'm trying to concentrate on this!" said Mewtwo angrily, flipping over a lion card (which did not match with Falcon's woodpecker).

"AAAAHHHH!" screamed Lucas, now five metres away from Mewtwo.

"SHUT UP!" screamed Mewtwo angrily, turning towards to Lucas and punching him in the face, killing him.

...

Lucas's body lay there.

...

"Snap!" said Falcon excitedly, putting his hand on top of the card pile, "Oh boy! I won! I won! You lose!"

"Congratulations, you have won at what could be the most brainless game ever invented," said Mewtwo bitterly.

"Yay!" said Falcon in a kid-like celebratory voice. "Oh boy, do I get a prize?"

"Yes, you do!" said Mewtwo.

"Really? What is it?" said Falcon, hopefully.

Mewtwo slit Falcon's throat, killing him.

"There was your prize," said Mewtwo smugly.

...

"Oh geez, that gag was so original," said Falco sarcastically. "And so clever!"

"Do you want to have the same fate?" said Mewtwo angrily. "Do you want me to kill you?"

"You can't kill me," said Falco, poking his tongue out, "I'm aspirit!"

"Curse you, Falco!" cursed Mewtwo, "Curse you!"

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Jigglypuff and Pikachu stared at each other in silence inside a closet, munching away on their preserved fruit as they glared angrily at each other.
"I've got an idea!" shouted Jigglypuff.

"Could you be any quieter?" said Pikachu angrily.

"No!" shouted Jigglypuff.

"You weren't supposed to answer that," said Pikachu angrily.

"Oh! I'll remember for next time!" said Jigglypuff, increasing in volume after every word she spoke.

"So what's your idea?" whispered Pikachu angrily.

"Well," announced Jigglypuff, "I tally up all of the people alive, and then we can count them to see how many people are left!"

"That's a stupid idea," whispered Pikachu, "You'll get yourself killed! And keep quiet! Someone may here us!"

"Who to kill? Who to kill?" said a manic, soldier-like voice from outside the cupboard.

"Well don't kill us!" said Jigglypuff loudly, "Because you can find us because we're hiding in this cupboard-"

"Shut up!" whispered Pikachu angrily, covering Jigglypuff's mouth.

"Did I hear someone say, shut up?" said the voice from the hallway.

"See? You're louder," shouted Jigglypuff, poking her tongue out at Pikachu.

"You're the one that's shouting!" whispered Pikachu angrily.

"Did I hear someone say, you're the one that's shouting?" said the voice from the hallway.

"This is ridiculous!" shouted Pikachu at the top of his lungs, "I'm whispering and he's hearing me while you're shouting really, really loudly!"

Silence.

"I think you were shouting," whispered Jigglypuff.

"Did I hear someone say, I think you were shouting?" said the voice from the hallway.

"Okay, I have a plan!" shouted Pikachu, "We just talk really loudly because that way he can't hear us! We then creep off because he's too busy trying to hear whispers and we manage to escape!"

Jigglypuff nodded.

"Did somebody just nod?" said Snake suspiciously from outside the cupboard.

"Okay, your movements also can't be subtle!" shouted Pikachu, "He can detect them too!"

"Okay!" shouted Jigglypuff, kicking down the door.

Snake looked around in silence, Jigglypuff and Pikachu right in front of him.

"Okay! Let's go!" shouted Pikachu, running off, stomping as loud as he good.

"Why, that guy has several dozen guns!" shouted Jigglypuff, stopping, as Pikachu stomped across the hallway to safety.

...

"Can I touch them?" said Jigglypuff in a tiny voice, stroking one of Snake's automatic guns gently.

"YOU!" screamed Snake, frothing through the mouth, pointing a gun at Jigglypuff.

"Eek!" screamed Jigglypuff.

"I'm not going to let you out of my sights this time," said Snake, grinning as if he had outwitted someone. "You'll never escape!"

"Jigglypuff! Stomp really loudly!" shouted Pikachu, "Be loud and obnoxious as you can and make an escape!"

Jigglypuff stole one of Snake's guns and started wildly firing into the air, running off towards Pikachu.

"Yay! You did it, Jigglypuff!" cheered Pikachu.

"We did it! We did it!" shouted Jigglypuff and Pikachu at the top of their lungs.

"Now we'll never have to deal with Snake again!" said Jigglypuff happily.

"You're right," said a voice from behind them, "You only have to deal with us."

Jigglypuff and Pikachu turned around to see Crazy Hand, the Pokemon Trainer, King Dedede and Samus glaring evilly at them, all holding a large metallic object threateningly.

"Eek," said Pikachu.

"Wait, Samus, I thought you weren't evil!" said Jigglypuff.

"Well," said Samus, stroking the blue bird's shoulder affectionately, "I found love today."

"That's just... sick..." said Pikachu, sticking his tongue out in disgust.

"You'll pay for that!" said Samus, raising her crowbar, everyone else following suit.

"AAAH!" screamed Pikachu and Jigglypuff, covering their eyes.

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Review or I will continue this story! Or just review?

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Author's Note: This chapter may have been particularly stupid and/or unfunny. This is not a one-off, you've probably been lying to yourself in liking this story.

thunderhero4 · November 04, 2007, 09:40:13 PM

wow ur really talented with these fan fics, keep it up!

DededeCloneChris · November 04, 2007, 09:44:17 PM

Quote from: thunderhero on November 04, 2007, 09:40:13 PM
wow ur really talented with these fan fics, keep it up!

If you mean the fan fics of Hoogoman, then yes, he is talented.

thunderhero4 · November 04, 2007, 09:45:05 PM

ack! ya dats wat i meant.

DededeCloneChris · November 05, 2007, 08:27:51 PM

Ok, this story has Ridley in it for the ridley fans! Enjoy! :D

The Meta of a Knight

Author's note: This is just something I'm doing to improve my writing skills. For the record, here's how it goes down in terms of universe: Everything in the games happens, but Fumu is there.

Metaknight sighed, stalking the corridors of King DeDeDe's castle. "Where have Kirby and King DeDeDe been these past two days?" he asked himself, changing directions to head for the gate, noting Waddle Doo along the way. "Waddle Doo, any mail?" he asked the little cyclops.
Waddle Doo saluted, responding in his obscenely cute voice, "Just one letter. For you, Sir Metaknight." Metaknight bowed to the little brown puffball, grabbing the letter out of his hand and continuing his walk of the halls. "Perhaps Escargon knows something..." Nodding his own masked but clearly puffball like head in a satisfied matter, he took a turn for the snail's lab.
"But first, the letter." He took out a small letter opener (in the shape of his sword, master) and casually opened it, noting the seal. "Hmm. Fumu isn't gone, Kirby can't write, and DeDeDe only uses the official royal seal." Mentally counting the list of people he knew personally, he concluded that it was from someone he either didn't know or didn't remember, and he always remembered.
"Let's see here..."

DEAR METAKNIGHT.
MY NAME IS MASTER HAND. ME AND MY ASSOCIATE, CRAZY HAND WISH TO EXTEND AN INVITATION TO YOU. THIS INVITATION IS FOR A FIGHTING TOURNAMENT. THE PRIZE: 5,000,000,000 DEEDEES, GALAXY RENOWN, AND A TROPHY.
("Hmm, I don't need any money, I do not care for fame, but... The trophy sounds enticing)
IT IS NOT TO THE DEATH, DO NOT WORRY. RATHER: IT IS A CHANCE TO TEST ONE'S SKILLS AGAINST THE BEST OF THE BEST.
TWO PEOPLE CURRENTLY PARTICIPATING IN THIS TOURNAMENT EXPRESS KNOWLEDGE OF YOU.
THESE PEOPLE ARE NAMED AS FOLLOWS: KIRBY AND HIS MAJESTY, KING DEDEDE THE THIRD.
IF YOU WISH TO JOIN IN THE TOURNAMENT, SIMPLY MAIL ANY OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS TO US AND WE WILL TRANSPORT YOU TO THE TOURNAMENT'S POSITION.

PS: i Am GAtO, BeAT ME up AnD EARN silvah POINITz PSS: If you are under the age of eighteen, are not meta-knight, or do not w-

Metaknight stopped reading. Another chance to fight Kirby, those who could be considered an even match for him, aswell as take out his frustrations with King DeDeDe was enough. He calmly walked to his room, taking his sword and putting it on his hip, before taking a bite of candy corn and grabbing a pen.

DEAR MASTERHAND.

I WISH TO JOIN YOUR TOURNAMENT. up.

Then Metaknight froze. they hadn't supplied him with a mailing adress. Luckily, this problem solved itself as a white beam descended on him and teleported him into a room.

His first sight upon regaining his senses was a gorilla eating a bannana, followed shortly thereafter by a portly man clad in yellow stealing the animal's bannana.

It was... Odd, to say the least.

"PIYO PIYO PIYO! PI-YO!" And there was Kirby's voice. Wait, "Kirby?" He asked the pink puffball.

"PIYO!" Kirby responded, happily.

"Doesn't seem as bad as the Penguin. Mewie, think ya can tap into his PSYCHO KINETIC ENERGIES or something?" A small boy clad in a blue eskimo's outfit asked some sort of... Cat... Thing.

"My name is not Mewie, there is no such thing as Psycho Kinetic Energies, and I know where your mother and siblings reside." The aforementioned creature responded.

A long pause accentuated by a cough. This was broken by a "PIKA!" from a yellow rodent.

"Kirby, tell me we've all been drugged and I'm going through some sort of high."

Kirby shook his head at the Knight, smiling and bouncing on his heels.

"Great. Where's DeDeDe, then?"

The Puffball pointed to a screen, where DeDeDe was engaged in a fierce battle with some sort of odd Mix of Turtle and Dragon.

"The tournament has already started?"

The Cat shook his head. "You seem rather intelligent, and from my readings you are, so I'll enlighten you. That "King" And Bowser got into an arguement. Master Hand said that the fans wanted something as they awaited the announcement of the third tournament, so he agreed to set a match up for them. The result is what you see on the screen." The cat explained, paused for a Moment, then continued, "My name is Mewtwo, Metaknight."

Metaknight gazed at the cat. "You can read minds?" The cat nodded and turned his gaze to the screen.

As if drawn by the relatively intelligent conversation, the portly, bananna stealing man from before rubbed his hands together, before shouting greedily, "5 to 1 odds against the penguin! Bet Now, bet now!"

A few people from the crowd walked over to bet against the Dragurtle, apparently named Bowser. Among these were a blue, spiky creature, a Man in racer's helmet and muscle suit, and the gorilla. Mewtwo also bet, however it was for Bowser instead of against.

"Joy," stated Metaknight under his breath. He looked around the crowded room, fixing his eyes on the screen. Either this Bowser was a push-over, or DeDeDe had improved. -
DeDeDe tightened the grip on his mallet, reaching into his pocket, "So, think you're tou-" The penguin was cut off by a small ball floating overhead. Bowser laughed evilly, jumping into the air after the ball. DeDeDe, determining it important, tossed a random amount of Waddle Dees, a couple of doos, and a gordo at it, only a few hitting.

Bowser was approaching the ball, and retracting into his shell, still laughing. DeDeDe readied another Waddle Doo, instructing it to fire it's beam as it flew. And it did, knocking the smash ball open. "DAMN!" Bowser veered off course and back to his starting position, DeDeDe grinning at his triumph. Flipping his mallet, he felt a powerful energy flow into him. He had an idea. Gripping his mallet as it grew in size, he puffed out his chest and began to suck in the Koopa King. "NO!" Bowser started running in the opposite direction, but the turtle was not fast enough. Swallowing the Koopa into his massive gullet, he spit Bowser out in the ground in front of him, readying his hammer like a golf mallet, hitting bowser just as he let out a huge gust of air. Bowser was sent flying.

THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

KING DEDEDE!

The pair were transported back into the same room as the rest, DeDeDe dancing triumphly and occasionally kicking the downed Bowser in the face.

Meta sighed. The King of Dreamland had, most certainly, improved.

End of prologue

DededeCloneChris · November 05, 2007, 08:50:17 PM

Next chapter is up! and btw, the author mistaked Adeleine as a "she" :D and Ridley IS resized, I think.
By Xilnold

A few oohs and ahs from the crowd, a grunt from Mewtwo, and a Plea from Wario.
That was all they heard before the sound of clapping filled the air.

Two floating hands, well, floated in, clapping together in applause for the penguin king. One was twitching randomly, the other the very picture of calm. Well, as calm as a floating, talking hand can be anyway.

Out of the 40 or so present, only 18 or so acted stunned. The man in the racer's helmet laughed, "Ah, fresh blood eh?"

Metaknight quickly regained his composure, mentally filing the apparent veteran under his list of people to avoid.

The Calm hand snapped it's fingers, while the twitching one pointed at the Racer. A maniacal voice filled the air, apparently coming from one of the hands. Most likely the one not pointing. "Silence, Captain Falcon. Be well aware you barely made it back for the third tournament."

A voice that seemed to change pitch with every word spoken came out shortly thereafter, "Losing to Pichu HaAHAHAHAHAHAHahhahahaHAHAHAHhahhaHHAhahhAAHahHAaA." The voice laughed.

"ENOUGH, crazy hand. Now, we will be boarding our main vessal shortly."

A blue haired young man with a sword strapping to his back raised his hand as if in school.

"Yes, Ike?"

"We're on a ship, then?"

"Mmm. Something like that. A roving mercenary team graciouslly allowed us to use their ship as our secondary vehicle. And a fighter here, in this very room, allowed us to use his as our main one."

A few people looked around. Did Samus have some huge ship they weren't aware of? Did Fox and Falco finally agree to let them use the Great Fox as an HQ?

"Say hi to the Halberd, boys and girls!"

Metaknight was Stunned. He quickly rose his hand.

"Yes, little blue one?"

"Halberd? As in MY ship? I didn't agree to this!"

The twitching hand bobbed up and down, apparently sighing. "YeS YOu dID!"

"Crazy hand is right. Read the fine print."

Metaknight sighed himself. He might have too take their advice. But... He had crew on the halberd!

"What about my crew on the halberd? Waddle Dee? The others?"

"Oh, they're serving on board!"

Metaknight allowed himself to breath easy. Atleast his knights weren't in imeddiate danger.

An anthromorphic Bird in the back raised his hand aswel.

"Yes, Falco?"

"CAN WE JUST GET ON THE STUPID SHIP!

"Ok." the twitching hand replied, clumsily slamming it's fingers together.

And a door in the back opened, revealing the Halberd's bridge, used primarily for boarding enemy ships.

Metaknight was the first to walk ahead, but a voice stopped him.

"CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, SMASHERS!"

A long pause. The Hedgehog doubled over laughing.

Closing his eyes in an annoyed way, the Wolf standing on top of the halberd jumped down, landing in front of Metaknight.

Falco raised his hand.

"Yes Falco?"

"Something's wrong with the G-diffuser."

Fox raised his hand.

"Yes Fox?"

"Great, star wolf. Let's take care of these guys first!"

Most of the smashers tilted their heads confusedly.

Finally what appeared to be a robot raised his... Arm Cannon.

"Yes, Samus?"

"I feel like I'm being left out of some inside joke."

Fox shrugged. "Sorry, we had too. Long time no see, Wolf."

WOlf grinned mockingly. "And here I thought we were friends, Star Fox."

Metaknight raised his hand.

"Thgink atem sey?"

"Please tell me this Wolf didn't pilot my ship."

Wolf laughed, it was a cold laugh, though. "No, my little smasher, we got Panther too do it."

"So what is this panther doing now, then? I like to know people who touch the Halberd's steering wheel."

Wolf shrugged. "Flirting with some Painter, I believe Adeleine was her name?"

Kirby ran past Wolf, giving him a "PIYO!" Of apology.

Master hand snapped his fingers. "Oh yes. I forgot to mention. All of you are going to see some... VERY familiar faces on this ship. It's part of a new plan I have."

The hedgehog's humor was apparently gone, "Can we just board the ship already!"

"No speaking out of turn, Sonic."

"Fine, fine..." Sonic replied patiencelessly.

"But I do believe that's a good idea. All aboard the creepy ship, men! First floor, Star Wolf, dining hall, and a VERY confused Waddle Dee!"

"Tell me you haven't hurt him."

"No, not at all. We just never bothered to explain to your first mate what we plan on doing."

Metaknight sighed for the second time that day.

And as they boarded the ship, they realized.

It was crammed full of People. Short people, Animals, Humanoids, people with guns, people with swords, women, men, sexually ambigious people, Robots, Pirates, there was even what appeared to be a Ninja.

"Say hi to the assist trophies, boys and girls! This is why we needed a second ship."

Most everyone was already gone to converse with those they knew, except Ridley, Snake, and Meta-knight.

"So. Two silent types and.. Ridley, nobody you know?"

Ridley shook his dragon like head. "No, well, I know them... From trying to kill them, know what I mean?"

"Failure does that too you."

Master Hand and Ridley stared at Snake.

"I... I thought he was a mute."

"I thought he had forgotten how to love."

Ridley stared at Master Hand.

"Ah yes, sleeping arrangements. Since nobody else is here... Metaknight, You, ridley, and..." He conjured a hat out of thin air and pulled a slip of paper out of it. "Sonic and Captain falcon, will be sleeping together in the..." He pulled another slip of paper out. "VIP room. Good going."

Snake turned to Master Hand.

"You'll be with Samus and our official Commentary team, Wolf and Adeleine."

Snake Nodded.

Metaknight nodded slightly. He was bunked with a psychopathic Dragon, a hyperactive Hedgehog, and what appeared to be a bumbling idiot.

He'd had worse sleeping arrangements.

Ridley grinned at Metaknight. "So... you ever challenge yourself to Solve any problems you encounter with Grand Theft for a day?"

Barely.

DededeCloneChris · November 10, 2007, 10:47:19 PM

By hyperpersonwhohasnofuture, enjoy and comment please!

Killer- Ok, really, I had written this all in third person and realized that if I changed it all to first person, I could put it under "You Got Sewage On My Pie!" because I'm going to be making that a collection of 1st person stories from the smashers. Well, I WOULD'VE made this story one, but, making it 1st person would take too much effort, and get rid of many of the jokes...so, this is just a simple one shot!

Roy- ...What?

Killer- Nothing Roy. Nothing. Marth, disclaim!

Marth: KILLER OWNS NOTHING IN THIS STORY; ALSO, CREDIT TO WHATEVER HE STEALS JOKES FROM!

Killer- and now...enjoy...
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Frozen F-cking Animals

"Yes, YES! I HAVE OFFICIALLY DONE IT! I have found the perfect way to RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHA! Ah...now all I need to do is..."

THE NEXT DAY (Yeah, the above paragraph ISN'T supposed to make sense yet)

It was one of those perfect days at the Smash Mansion. Samus decided to take full advantage of this day by going out and getting the mail.

"Freaking, darnit...why did it have to be my turn to get the mail?" Samus groaned as she walked through the immense heat towards the mail box. The smasher's had two mail boxes:

Fan Mail: Never opened, usually Roy burns it all for fun, cause no one wants to read fan mail.

Normal Mail: Contains any magazines or ACTUAL letters the smashers get.

Samus walked up to box number 2 and opened it to see a couple magazines. She took them out then noticed a single envelope drop. She picked it up and read it to herself.

"Animals and Animals Inc. Why the hell would Mewtwo be getting a letter from a pet store?" Curiosity got the better of Samus and she opened it. She realized it was just a bill. "Wow, so Mewtwo got a pet? I thought he was content with Pikachu..."

--And now, FLASHBACK!--

"Pika! Pika Pika! Pikachu! Chu, chu, PIKA!"

"GOD DAMN RAT! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!" Mewtwo levitated Pikachu in the air then threw him out the window.

--End of the disruptive, pointless, flashback--

"Guess not." Samus put the bill back in the envelope then walked into the mansion. "MEWTWO! GOT MAIL FOR YA! ...AND GANONDORF? YOUR GARDENING MAGAZINE IS HERE!" A loud "WOOHOO!" could be heard shortly after Samus' statement. Ganondorf zipped down to the magazine, grabbed it, and then sped away. Samus tried to shake off the fact that he was wearing a bonnet, but the concept of selling pictures of it on Ebay stuck in her mind. She made a mental note of that as she plopped down on the couch and turned on the T.V

Shortly after Samus had become absorbed in her movie (Which, if any of you want to imagine, was Doom) Mewtwo had floated down and had seen his bill.

"Hm...I think I will get Roy to pay this for me...Hah...How did I get so awesome?" Mewtwo asked himself as he floated off.

Now what does this have to do with anything? Well, let's follow Mewtwo back to his room.

"So many animals...so little time...Might as well get started." It was true, there were over 6,000 animals in his room. He must have a really big room now that I think about it...Mewtwo turned on some jazz music and waited until he heard...different...noises from the animals. "Yes, YES! YES! MUAHAHAHA!" Suddenly, the room flashed a bright blue and all noises stopped instantly. Mewtwo looked around at everything.

"Frozen F-cking Animals...perfect."

A loud swear was heard from downstairs. Mewtwo disregarded it and started loading his...ice sculptures into a truck. (Dude, how the hell is he getting all this stuff in his room?) He got into the truck and drove off towards a certain American building. He had to go out through the wall, which caused a very loud noise. This disrupted Samus from her movie. Considering Mewtwo's room was about a ten second distance from the couch, Samus decided to check out the noise. She walked in and saw Mewtwo driving off.

She ran quickly and caught up with him. She jumped on the top of the truck and chilled up there until the truck stopped. She looked around...the White House? Mewtwo got out of the drivers side of the car.

"Well, if I'm gonna rule the world, better take America first." Mewtwo laughed to himself as he opened the back of the truck (which is one of those moving vans, by the way). He witnessed nothing but a bunch of animals fluttering and screaming. They all ran off, rather quickly at that. "NOOOOO!"

"What the hell was that about Mewtwo?" Samus asked.

"I was going to take over the world with Frozen F-cking Animals!"

"...Maybe you should do that in the winter...when it's cold? Not during the summer, when it's effing hot?" Samus commented.

"...My god, you're right! Hm...I'll have to try again some other time..."

"Come on, let's go home." Samus got into the truck, along with Mewtwo, and they headed home.
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Killer- I really have no idea. It just popped up one day...

Mewtwo: Excellent...

Triforce_Luigi · November 11, 2007, 02:02:41 PM

The Mewtwo one was weird...

DededeCloneChris · November 11, 2007, 03:18:04 PM

And also have 4 more chapters! Enjoy this!
Killer: Ok, so, if people wanna send in evil plans, I'll write them, BUT FOR NOW! DOOM!

Mewtwo: HAHA! DOOM AND DESPAIR!

Killer: I'm also thinking of either starting a new fic where DK and Bowser argue while playing video games, or I could continue to keep it as a little side fic within this one, however, some people might just assume that I'm doing that to increase the word count, so if anyone cares, I'll probably end up making it an entirely different fic.

Mewtwo: LESS TALKY MORE DOOM!
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"Yes...YES! WITH THESE CINDER BLOCKS AND SALT PACKETS FROM MC DONALDS, I WILL RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAELEVNTRYONERLY! Heh, man, I am SO awesome!"
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It was YET another REALLY peaceful day in the smash mansion. At least, it was...until a very loud profanity spewed out of a certain princess' mouth.

"F(censored!)ck!" Princess Peach immediately grabbed her toe and jumped around in pain. She looked down at the cinder block then up at the hole in the ceiling. "Who's dropping cinder blocks from the ceiling?" She looked down at the cinder block and noticed some white clumps on the brick. She examined them closer when suddenly the white clumps attacked her eyes. "AHHH! MC DONALDS SALT! IT BUNRS!" Princess Peach ran around screaming holding her burning eyes (Which had a very nice hissing sound effect that our budget just recently allowed).

DK and Bowser were busy playing Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour. Princess Peach quickly zipped by in front of the screen and DK's look went from one of extreme focus to extreme shock. Bowser, however, erupted in laughter.

"Oh man. .69 feet from the hole. That sucks man, you were gonna win that hole too! If only Peach hadn't ran by and screwed you up. Now you see why I hate her don't ya?"

"WE RESTART THAT HOLE!"

"WHAT? THAT WOULD BE THE FIFTH TIME!"

"Excuse me? NOT TRUE! We've only restarted TWICE! Once because you wouldn't stop complaining about the lighting causing a glare screwing you up and the second because I figured out the A button was broken on one of the remotes!"

"You're forgetting the other two times, the times where you complained about how you could take a chain chomp in real life and stop them from getting your ball and the fourth time where I complained that if we were REALLY playing Golf at my castle it wouldn't look a THING like this!"

"...Oh yeah. So, restart?"

"Sure, why not?"

Suddenly, a cinder block dropped from the ceiling and crushed the gamecube. Bowser and DK gawked at the destroyed Gamecube,oblivious tothe cinder block. They instantly hugged each other and sobbed deeply. The salt clumps leaped off the cinder block and attacked DK and Bowser. They continued to sob and hug as Mario walked in and witnessed the crushed Gamecube. He was about to join DK and Bowser in crying when he witnessed the two getting destroyed by salt and hugging and sobbing. He exploded in laughter and ran off to Samus' room to ask her to record it all.

"DOES MY SHOWER OF CINDER BLOCKS NOT AMUSE YOU?" Mewtwo cackled as he witnessed cinder blocks drop in very inconvenient places.

"NO! THE SHOWER WAS MUCH BETTER BEFORE!" Fox shouted from the bathroom nearest Mewtwo. "Why is my shampoo all white? OH GOD! IT'S ATTACKING ME! IT'S MC DONALDS SALT! IT BURNS!"

"BWAHAHAHA! Finally! With these cinder blocks, THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!"

"THINK AGAIN MEWTWO!"

"AUDIABLE GASP! IT'S YOU!" Mewtwo pointed at the individual that had just walked into the room.

"That's right! It's me! DR. MARIO!"

"Stupid doctor! Why do you want to save the humans?"

"Because! With no humans, I don't get paid! Now watch as your precious plan crumbles! Literally!" Dr. Mario withdrew a small pepper shaker then shook it to release pepper onto one of the cinder blocks. Instantly the cinder block crumbled and the salt started screaming.

"NOOO! How DARE you! My plan is RUINED!"

"Quickly everyone! Take these pepper packets from Sonic and destroy the salt of doom!"

"Hey! What the hell? My pepper packets!" Sonic said angrily before a rain of about seventy cinder blocks crushed him. Tails ran up to his crushed corpse and fell to his knees, screaming bloody murder. Sadly, seventy cinder blocks crushed Tails also.

"...Well Mewtwo, I must say, at least SOME good came out of your plan." Dr. Mario looked at the huge pile of cinder blocks and smirked.

"Thanks, that makes me feel good...wait, SILENCE YOU FOOL!"

"NEVER!" Dr. Mario took his pepper shaker and threw pepper on Mewtwo.

"Damnit! I'm allergic to pepper! It always makes me sneeze!" Mewtwo floated off into his room and slammed the door shut. Within seconds forty cinder blocks fell in front of his door.

"Good! Now he's stuck in there! Let's get cleaning up guys!" The smashers with Dr. Mario walked off leaving no one but Yoshi left by Mewtwo's door. He shifted his eyes madly then used his remaining pepper packets to remove of the cinder blocks in front of Mewtwo's door.

"Yes, let him be free...let him destroy the FILTHY humans..." Yoshi walked off humming a tune.
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"Hm, I need to get supplies for my next evil plan...I think I'll use this door that's 3 feet to the right of my main door!" Mewtwo floated out the door and witnessed Yoshi examining some nitro glycerin. "Yoshi?"

Yoshi, upon being caught, quickly hid the bottle of nitro glycerin behind his back and looked at Mewtwo with a large smile.

"Yoshi!"

"...Hmm...Strange creature..." Mewtwo pat Yoshi on the head and floated off. Yoshi sighed deeply then fell to the ground.

"Mewtwo..." he closed his eyes and drifted off into a sleep. Pichu walked up to him and noticed the bottle. She took it and looked at it. She scampered off to Bowser to show him it. Within minutes a large explosion followed.
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Killer: Ok, so, you're probably all thinking, "OH MY GOD! IS THIS A MEWTWO/YOSHI FIC?" No, it's not. Yoshi just IDOLIZES Mewtwo. And yes, Dr. Mario IS the protagonist of this story. And maybe Mewtwo's plans WILL go right every once in a while. I don't know, well...I do, but I'm trying to keep you guys in suspense. So, with that, I'm gone!

Yoshi: I LOVE YOU MEWTWO!

Killer: NO YOSHI! NONE OF THAT!

Triforce_Luigi · November 11, 2007, 03:32:41 PM

That was weird... XP

DededeCloneChris · November 11, 2007, 03:43:18 PM

Next chapter! Enjoy!
Chapter 3: Otters 20X stronger than Bowser!
Killer: BWAHAHA! AFTER FIVE MONTHS I'M GOING TO UPDATE!

Mewtwo: YAY! YOU'RE USING MY STORY TO UPDATE WITH!

Killer: That's right Mewtwo! Considering I have a computer class, have already finished all my work, and am too lazy to think of a fake file name to save a long chapter, I'm just going to write a quick short chapter for your story!

Mewtwo: YAY! THE AWESOMENESS OF IT ALL!

Killer: So let's get started!

Mewtwo: Killer owns nothing! (Short Cheery Jingle Plays)

Killer: Son of a...I'm going to fire the parentheses dude soon. (What? NO! DON'T!)
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"This plan, THIS PLAN IS THE GREATEST PLAN EVER! EVEN BETTER THEN THAT PLAN I HAD TO MOLEST MARIO UNTIL HE MADE A PIZZA THAT WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD!"

"...Mewtwo-a, I'd appreciate it-a if you'd-a keep the molestation thing-a a secret-a...it wasn't my-a proudest moment-a..."

"Mario, please leave when I'm plotting the doom of all mankind."

"Yes sir..."

"BUT THIS IS TRULY THE GREATEST PLAN EVER! I WILL PLANT DEVICES IN THESE OTTERS THAT ALLOW THEM TO HAVE TWENTY TIMES THE STRENGTH OF BOWSER!"

"Aha, that's a fine plan, Mewtwo."

"Mario? I thought I told you to leave!"

"No...it's me...Yoshi."

"Oh, wait, you can talk?"

"Yes, I can talk. And I am here to tell you just how much I adore your plan and wish to help you with it and any other plan you may devise."

"So you wanna be my slave?"

"Sure."

"YAY! I HAVE AN EVIL HENCHMAN NOW!"

"So degrading, but so worth it...just to see the FLITHY humans DIE."

"W00T! Now, HELP ME PLANT THESE DEVICES!"

"...How did you get all of these otters?"

"Magic, my dinosaur like friend...magic."

(Ruler)

It was yet another amazingly peaceful day within the mansion. That is, if you ignore the constant screaming from Donkey Kong and the shrill sounds coming from Bowser.

"WOOOT!"

"NOOO! YOU CHEATED!"

"No, you just keep pressing the suck button."

"No I don't!"

"Yes, you do."

"Shut up dude no I don't!"

"Yes, you do." DK proceeded to show Bowser the "suck" button in the middle of the remote.

"Oh." (By the way, I remember reading the above skit in a web-comic, I just don't remember which one it was, but give credit to whoever thought of that.) "YOU STILL CHEATED!"

"I don't know HOW I cheated at Mario Kart: Double Dash! (WARNING: KILLER IS NOT GETTING PAID TO ADVERTISE NINTENDO GAMES WITHIN HIS STORY!) possibly the greatest game ever."

"...YOU DID ALL THAT STUFF WITH THE DRIFTING! AND YOUR KART ISN'T AS SLOW AS MINE!"

"Don't you just love the rule, "You have to play as yourself."?" DK asked with a mocking look.

"No, Nintendo makes me all fat and slow."

"You ARE fat and slow."

"Not cool man. Let's just race again."

"How about you be my gunner? ...and not press the suck button?"

"Sure, but uh, who put the suck button on the remote?"

"No idea."

"Oh well y'kn-

Before Bowser could finish an otter attached itself to his neck.

"OH GOD IT'S BITING ME AT ABOUT TWENTY TIMES MY STRENGTH! GET IT OFF!"

"I'M TRYING BUT IT'S TOO STRONG!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA! COWER IN FEAR MORTALS! Now you try." Mewtwo lightly pushed Yoshi into the room and waved his hands in a "Go on" manner.

"Um, ok." Yoshi cleared his throat then spoke in an insanely evil voice. "BWAHAHAHA! I LAUGH AS YOUR BLOOD SPILLS ON THE CARPETS AND YOUR PAIN ECHOES INTO MY EARDRUMS LIKE MUSIC TO THE COMPOSER'S EARS!"

"That was pretty good!"

"Yoshi!"

"But now, we need to tell them the evil plan. No matter how obvious it is."

"Ok."

"FOOLISH HUMANS! YOU WILL NEVER WITHSTAND THE BARRAGE OF OTTERS THAT HAVE TWENTY TIMES BOWSER'S STRENGTH!"

"AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THE DEVICES IMPLANTED IN THEIR SKULLS!"

"Wow! Very nice Yoshi! Telling them how we did it and possibly ruining the plan! Every evil genius needs to do that too! You're learning very quickly!" Mewtwo complimented Yoshi with absolutely no sarcasm at all.

"Yay! NOW GO MY OTTERS!"

Suddenly about forty more otters attacked DK and Bowser. Before much more could happen a giant killer whale broke through the ceiling and landed on the otters, DK, and Bowser.

"SHAMU! NOOO!" Mewtwo cried.

"THAT'S RIGHT MEWTWO! SHAMU! THE WEAKNESS OF ALL OTTERS!" Dr. Mario announced with a very proud voice.

The giant killer whale made strange sounds then suddenly levitated into the air. This was possible due to the fact that Bowser was picking it up. (Is it sad that I don't know Shamu's gender by heart?)

"GRAHHH! OK! ANOTHER GAMECUBE JUST GOT DESTROYED! I'M PISSED!" Bowser chucked Shamu out the window, cleaned up the otter corpses, sat down, and pouted.

"Another plan thwarted. Come on Yoshi, back to the drawing board."

"Yoshi..." The two walked off leaving a stunned DK and a very aggravated Bowser.
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Killer: That was fun!

Mewtwo: BWAHAHA! YOSHI IS MY NEW EVIL HENCHMAN!

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Triforce_Luigi · November 11, 2007, 03:50:28 PM

Thtat was also weird, but better.

DededeCloneChris · November 11, 2007, 03:54:27 PM

Yes! Next chapter!
"BWA, HA, AND ANOTHER HA! I have just come up, with the greatest idea TO RULE A MIDDLE SECTION OF JAPAN!" Mewtwo announced loudly.

"Um, Mewtwo sir. Wouldn't it be wiser to try to rule the world?"

"Gotta start small Yoshster."

"Did...did you just call me... "Yoshster"?" Yoshi asked.

"Yes, I did. Do you have a problem with that?"

"Ye-

"No! You certainly do not! That's how the henchman works! You have no say! Anyway! I'm going to rule Japan! Actually, that didn't rhyme...I'm going to eventually rule Tokyo! There, that was better!"

"Mewtwo sir, that didn't rhyme either."

"Yes it did!" Mewtwo smiled contently and then whipped out a large chalk board. "This, Yoshster, is my drawing board. I use this to draw up the evil schemes I create, TO RULE THE WORLD! And small sections of Japan."

"And China?"

"China? No, they're too big. Too many little kids. Last time I walked there I was kicking babies and all I was doing was getting some Orange Chicken from a Panda Express."

"They have Panda Express in China?"

"Yes. Yes they do. ANYWAY! My idea, I WILL GROW MYSELF LARGER THAN GODZILLA, AND RECREATE THE MOVIE! Except I will call it MEWZILLA! I will sell it, AND IT WILL DOMINATE THE JAPANESE MARKET! However, they must buy it, WITH AMERICAN DOLLARS! THUS WEAKINGING THE OVERALL STRENGTH OF THE AMERICAN DOLLAR AND CREATING THE NEED FOR INCREASED WAGES AND LOSS OF JOBS IN MANY AMERICAN RETAIL OUTLETS!"

"Sir, that's...that's absolutely brilliant!"

"I know! I've always wanted to be a movie star!" Mewtwo beamed a smile at Yoshi, who then deduced that Mewtwo had no idea of his own genius.

"So how are you going to get that big?"

"Easy! I'll just use this plot device, the author will type "IN JAPAN!" and I'll suddenly be larger than Godzilla with a proper camera crew, director, producer, and little midget that shines my shoes and brings me bagels!"

"That's perposter-

IN JAPAN!

"ROOOOAR! BRING ME MORE BAGELS SIMON!" Mewtwo demanded as he crushed another building.

"YES SIR!" Simon, his personal midget, ran off to grab him more bagels.

"SIR! Since you're larger than Godzilla, perhaps you should use this time to crush your nemesis!"

"Oh, no, that's ok! The Author is just going to type him coming in out of nowhere, being the same size as me, and we'll have some awesome duel in which I will almost win and at the last minute he gets some sort of super awesome power that he's never had before and he'll use it to win! Then I'll shrink down to normal size, go back home, and start all over again!"

"Wow, I guess...I guess we should just kinda give up on the fourth wall, shouldn't we?" Yoshi asked.

"What's the fourth wall?"

"...Nevermind."

"MEWTWO! STOP YOUR REIGN OF TERROR!"

"GASP! IT'S DOCTOR MARIO! AND HE'S THE SAME SIZE AS ME!"

"YES! I SOMEHOW BECAME AS LARGE AS YOU AND WILL NOW FIGHT YOU IN AN AWESOME DUEL IN WHICH YOU WILL ALMOST BEAT ME AND THEN I'LL GET SOME AWESOME POWER OUT OF NOWHERE AND WIN!"

"CAPS LOCK FTW!" Yoshi shouted. They both stared at him awkwardly. Yoshi sighed and said to himself, "that's the last time I break the fourth wall."

"WE DUEL!" Dr. Mario shouted then entered a fighting position.

AT THE POINT IN THE DUEL IN WHICH MEWTWO ALMOST WINS!

"MWAHAHA! GIVE UP DOCTOR MARIO!"

"NEVER, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I USE MY SUPER AWESOME AMAZING POWER THAT NO ONE KNOWS I EVER HA-

"WE KNOW, GET ON WITH IT!" Yoshi shouted.

"YES, GET ON WITH IT!" The director shouted. "WE'RE GOING FORTY MINUTES PAST OUR LIMIT ALREADY!"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! WAAAHHH!!" Suddenly, Mewtwo started crying so hard, that he cried all of his giant awesome out of himself and shrunk down to normal size. He realized this, and ran back towards the smash mansion.

"Well that was easy!" Dr. Mario popped a pill and returned to his normal size.

"What a great ending." Killer wiped a tear away from his face and disappeared into the shadows.

"So, Dr. Mario. I WILL END YOU NOW!" Yoshi jumped at Dr. Mario with a knife. Suddenly, Dr. Mario was protected by a force field.

"Sorry Yoshi. You're just the henchman. You can't kill me. It's against the rules." Dr. Mario walked back to the smash mansion leaving Yoshi extremely bewildered.

"What, but, I, you, but, I would've...oh whatever." Yoshi started the walk back as well.

"Wait, so...does this mean I get all the profits?" The director asked as the story itself faded into blackness and ended.

(RULER)

Killer: Wow, that was fun! The idea, of course, is credited to a reviewer, Krystal Butler. Keep those ideas coming! Mewtwo is excited to continue his reign!

Mewtwo: As long as people don't tell me what to do!