Hardest. Game. Ever

[Wolf]

http://nsiderforums.net/nfes/play/AF3D.php

Seriously. I beat the intercourse ing snake, then I die on my way to the door.

[HoganM]

Play Battletoads.

[Insane Asylum]

Play Battletoads.

Dammit, beaten.

Or Contra.

[Booster]

I can't play it...Because the Arcade still isn't working for me.

[Tupin]

I wonder if anyone has even entered the level, let alone beaten the game. :|

Pretty good graphics for an NES game, though.

[Termanian_Knight]

Shit, it's friggin' hard.  :D

I actually got inside, but then some poop hole prisoner killed me with a small pebble.  :(

[Zovistograt]

Play Battletoads.

I got up to the part in the shaft down where there's a lot of those electric gate things.  Screwed up because the big raven thingy was too close to the electric D:

[Wolf]

I wonder if anyone has even entered the level, let alone beaten the game. :|

Pretty good graphics for an NES game, though.

I got past the first level into the prison then I couldn't get past that level.

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I can't get past the snake :(

[Wolf]

I can't get past the snake :(

Lure him, walk  back, then duck, throw 2, duck, repeat.

[Sgt.Chilly]

Use the flamethrower.