Lucas adventures of crazyness! Is Bowyer! Or is Bowser?

[thunderhero4]

Yes, yes, I did.

It will get dramatic very soon.

uh oh..could my fanfic be the last funny one on the smash boards?

When did you......it will still be funny.

when did I what?

[DededeCloneChris]

Dramatic as in corny? Or dramatic as in serious?

Add a touch of Final Fantasy and you get the idea. Awesome. :)

[X_Hero]

That was a great chapter. Can't wait for the ne- *disc scratches* WAIT, KIRBY CAN TALK?!?

XD

[Cornwad]

Umm yes, that was very good. The best one I have read so far.
Even good enough for my official seal of approval...
Yes.

[DededeCloneChris]

Umm yes, that was very good. The best one I have read so far.
Even good enough for my official seal of approval...
Yes.

Sweet! A seal! Thank you! ;D

[X_Hero]

Well... That's an interesting seal... XD

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: That title doesn't make any sense in this chapter!

Chapter 26: Gulliver battles

Outside the restaurant: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!........GET HIM!!!!!..........Hospital time...........

Tiff: Did you heard something Kirby?

Kirby: *Watching the food* No, I didn't.

Tiff: But I swear I heard many people running out there.

Tuff: Nah, must be the wind or something.

Tiff: Maybe.....

*In King DeDeDe's castle's throne chamber*

DeDeDe: Scargoon, why anybody assist to my parties?

Escargoon: (Isn't quite obvious the answer?) Don't worry my king, remember the last year's party?

DeDeDe: Hmm.........*Thinking*

Flashback

*King DeDeDe was in a Disco style costume with an Afro, and Escargoon was also in Disco style costume with a pendant in his neck and the Throne chamber was modeled like a Disco party, with a Disco Ball in the center of the roof and with light and disco music playing*

Escargoon: Don't worry my king, remember the last year's party?

King DeDeDe: Hmm..........*Thinking*

Flashback number 2

*King DeDeDe was in a ancient greek costume, with a crown made out of leaves and a big Toga, Escargoon was also in ancient greek costume with a crown made out of leaves and a Toga, the throne chamber was modeled like a ancient greek party, with leaves all around the pillars and red curtains*

Escargoon: Don't worry my king, remember last year's-

King DeDeDe: OK OK! I GET IT NOW!

End of flasback number 1 & 2

King Dedede: I thought a traditional party was a better idea! But why my purple emerald I founded yesterday in the grass field has dissapeared? This is getting too bad for me, Escargoon. :(

Escargoon: Well, you should be good to all the residents in Cappy Town.

King DeDeDe: Is there another way?

Escargoon: I'm afraid not.

King DeDeDe: Then, it's settled! Tomorrow I will be good!..................If nothing out of normal happens to me today, IN THIS CHAMBER WITH ALL THE PARTY THINGS!

Escargoon: And what can possibly be out of normal today?

Waddle Doo: KING DeDeDe! INTRUDERS HAVE INFILTRATED THE CASTLE!

Escargoon: (Why I think the destiny wants the King to be bad?)

King DeDeDe: SEND THEM HERE!

Waddle Doo: ROGER! *Leaves the room* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

King DeDeDe: What is the blabbing all about?

Escargoon: I THINK THE INTRUDERS ARE HEADING HERE, MY KING!

King DeDeDe: WHAT?! HURRY, GET YOUR BUTT BEHIND THE THRONE! *Hides behind the throne*

Escargoon: WAIT! *Hides behind the throne with DeDeDe*

In the halls, behind the throne's room door: *Panting* OH GOD! WHERE I SHOULD HIDE?! *Looks to the throne's room door* THERE! *Enters the Throne room to find many party things inside* Is somebody having a party here?

In the hall: HE WENT THAT WAY!

Klonoa: *Gulps* *Closes the Throne's room door* *Sigh* Wow, that was close.

King DeDeDe: WHO'S THERE?!

Klonoa: WAH!

King DeDeDe: *Reveals himself* What are ya doing kid?

Klonoa: PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS, HIDE ME!

Escargoon: *Reveals himself* Hey kid, didn't you see any guards in the main door?

Klonoa: Guards? No, I didn't see any, why did you ask?

King DeDeDe: *Wispering to Escargoon* Escargoon, where da hell are those Waddle Dees?

Escargoon: *Wispering to King DeDeDe* I forgot they are taking an hour break time sire!

King DeDeDe: *Wispering to Escargoon* WHAT?!

Klonoa: Hello?

King DeDeDe: Oh sorry ya kid! Do you want to join us in da party?

Klonoa: Party? I love parties!

King DeDeDe: (BULL'S EYE!)

Escargoon: (What a relief, I thought King DeDeDe was going to make me clean this up!)

Marine: *Opens the door* THERE HE IS! GUYS, HE IS OVER HERE!

Klonoa: OH SNAP!

King DeDeDe: What?

Everyone else: HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *They all leaped to Klonoa, but also by accident, King DeDeDe and Escargoon got the damage too, making a fight with the traditional cartoon smoke*

King DeDeDe: AHHH! GET YA ALL OFF ME!

Escargoon: HEARD THE KING! *Smacked*

King DeDeDe: WADDLE DEES! GET RIGHT HERE NOW!

*Thousands of Waddle Dees suddenly came from the door and they grabbed every person*

King DeDeDe: *Furious* SEND THEM TO THE DUNGEON! >:(

*They all left the room quickly*

Escargoon: Sire, did you forgot that long eared kid was also taken to the Dungeon?

King DeDeDe: (DAMIT!) DAMIT!

Meta Knight: *Entering the room along with Blade and Sword* Sir, what was that ruckus over here?

King DeDeDe: NOT OF YOUR DARN F****** BUSINESS!

Meta Knight: Sir, you don't need to swear to me.

King DeDeDe: DEAL WITH IT!

Meta Knight: Fine. *He leaves the room with Blade and Sword*

Escargoon: (Ok, every time the king wants to be good, that same day he'll get too furious!)

Waddle Doo: *All beated up* King DeDeDe, the emerald was founded!

King DeDeDe: WHAT?! BRING THAT HERE NOW!

Waddle Doo: Right now sir! You 3 can enter now!

*Tiff, Tuff and Kirby were entering to the throne chamber*

Tiff: Here is the emerald, King DeDeDe, now leave us alone!

Kirby: Yeah!

Tuff: Leave all of Cappy Town alone!

King DeDeDe: Good job kids! Now you will be- *Disk scratches* WHEN DID THAT PINK PUFFBALL SPOKE?!

Escargoon: Sire, there is no way Kirby can- *Disks scratches* CAN TALK?! HE SAID YEAH, DIDN'T HE?!

Kirby: Yes, what about it?

King DeDeDe: THAT DOESN'T MATTER FROM NOW! *Takes the emerald away from Tiff's hands*

Tiff: HEY!

King DeDeDe: WADDLE DEES! TAKE THEM TO THE DUNGEON!

Tuff: WHAT?!

*The same thousands of Waddle Dees came from the door and grabbed Tiff, Tuff and Kirby*

Kirby: WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT DID WE DO?!

King DeDeDe: FOR NOT HAVE SPEAK UNTIL NOW!

Tiff: WHAT KIND OF LAW IS THAT?!

King DeDeDe: QUIET YOU! TAKE THEM TO THE DUNGEON NOW!

*All the Waddle Dees left the room in a hurry*

Escargoon: Sire, calm down, you need your pill- *Gets smashed because of DeDeDe's hammer*

King DeDeDe: I can't hear ya! What did you say?

Escargoon: *Under the ground* Nothing!

Chris: What is happening now in the dungeon? Will DeDeDe have his party? The Waddle Dees will talk? We will see Meta Knight's face someday? Find out in the next episode: Mission time!!

List of references:

Chris: When Scargoon have asked about King DeDeDe's last parties, that was a reference to a episode of Rocket Power, when Raymundo have asked Tito of his last parties when his family never have assisted them. And when Klonoa said "Oh snap!" that was a reference to "That's so Raven" which is Raven's catchprase.

Blaze: So now, you'll write references?

Chris: Most likely yes.

Blaze: Oh, fine.

Chris: They are like homages, right?

Scargoon: Some.

Blaze: Sometimes yes or sometimes not.

Chris: Ah, touche. ;)

[thunderhero4]

hmmmm, his name is escargoon (a pun on escargot, a meal made from snails) and that was funny....

[DededeCloneChris]

hmmmm, his name is escargoon (a pun on escargot, a meal made from snails) and that was funny....

Really? Ok, I'll change the name, wait a minute.

[DededeCloneChris]

hmmmm, his name is escargoon (a pun on escargot, a meal made from snails) and that was funny....

Really? Ok, I'll change the name, wait a minute.

Fixed.

[X_Hero]

Nice chapter. :P  And nice Rocket Power reference. XD

[DededeCloneChris]

Nice chapter. :P  And nice Rocket Power reference. XD

Thanks.

[Triforce_Luigi]

I like the references.

hmmmm, his name is escargoon (a pun on escargot, a meal made from snails) and that was funny....

Actually, it is a pun on escargot, a meal made of snails, and "goon" meaning henchman, lackey, etc.

[Daft Pink]

Umm yes, that was very good. The best one I have read so far.
Even good enough for my official seal of approval...
Yes.

Lol. But yeah, that was very good.

[DededeCloneChris]

Chris: You are lucky this day! 2 chapters today!

Guntz: Is because you added the first chapter in the morning?

Chris:............Yeah.

Chapter 27: Mission time!

*In the dungeon*

Tiff: Ahh!

Waddle Doo: Sorry Tiff! King's orders! *Leaves*

Kirby: How many times did we ended here?

Tuff: Like 7 times. Well, at least this time the king left a nice big cushion in this cell!

Tiff: Wait, Tuff, when did the king left a big human cushion there?

Tuff: Big human cushion? What are you talking about?

Kirby: Hmm. *Inspects* Well, is REALLY a big human cushion.

Tuff: Wait, that means......

The 3: KING DeDeDe IS A CANNIBAL!

Under the "big human cushion": Help! Help!

Tiff: Waahh! Somebody is still living there!

Under the "big human cushion": What? Come on! I'm still living! Now get me out of here please!

Tiff: Wait a minute, there is hardly any Zombie in Dream Land or in Cappy Town, how can zombies be here?

Tuff: Now that I think about it, there is no zombies at all!

Under the "big human cushion": Help? Please?

Tiff: Oh, right, Kirby, Tuff, lend me a hand!

Kirby and Tuff: Ok!

*The trio grabs the hand of the person below the cushion, only to be the Shinigami Guntz*

Tiff: Who are you?

Guntz: My name is Guntz, James Guntz.

Tuff: That line is from James Bond, idiot, and I don't think your name is James.

Guntz: (Kids these days are more smarter) So, thanks for helping me back there.

Kirby: No problem!

Tuff: Tiff, how are we suppose to get out of this cell?

Tiff: Well. *looks around and finds 3 switches* How about we press those switches over there?

*The Gullwings's mission time is displayed in the screen*

MISSION TIME!
Get out of the cell!

King DeDeDe has sended all of you to the dungeon! Use your brain to unlock the doors and get out of here A.S.A.P! Use Guntz's help too, he is a important person to complete this mission!

Guntz: *Reads the mission's description* SAY WHAT?!

Tiff: You read the screen, you go first.

Guntz: Ugh, fine. Let's see.........I select this switch! *Presses switch number 1*

Tuff: Nothing happen?

Guntz: Looks like no. *Suddenly, an anvil falls above Guntz, making him flat as the Baby Cakes from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time* *Grumbling* MMHMMMUUUUURHRHMMMMHRHRRHRHRMMMMM!!!!!! MMMMMMHRRHRUUUURMRRRRRRHHHHH!

Kirby: Guess our new friend is an idiot at all...........

Vector: *Just awakening* Ahh, what did those things do to us?

Tiff: Eh, who are you?

Vector: I am Vector! The incredible leader of Team Chaotix!

Tuff: Suuuure, the part with incredible is where I don't believe.

Vector: Shut up! What are you kids doing here anyway?

Kirby: We got ourselves again in this cell in the dungeon because of King DeDeDe and our new friend just got flattened up by an anvil! Just look to him!

Vector: *Looks to Guntz*

Guntz: *Grumbling* MMMMMMMHHHRUUUUUUUMMPPHHHHHH!! MMMMHUUUMMMURPPPPP!!!!

Vector: Why did that happen to him?

Tuff: He choose one of those 3 switches over there and an anvil fall above him!

Vector: BAH! He doesn't know the RIGHT switch, is the middle! *Presses switch number 2*

Kirby:...............Looks like nothing happened this time.

Vector: We just need to choose the other on- *Suddenly, an anvil was falling from above Vector, but, Vector reacted quickly and he evade it* Ha! *Closes his eyes* I'm not stupid at all! *A second anvil was falling above Vector, hitting him this time, making him flat* *Grumbling* MRRRRRUUPHHPPMMUUUPPPRHHH!!! MUPPPPPRHHHUUURRRPPPP!!!

Charmy: *Just awakening* Oh man, what did happen to me this time? *Looks to the switch number 3* OH BOY, I LOVE TO PRESS BUTTONS!

Tiff: NO, DON'T DO IT!

Charmy: *Presses switch number 3* What did you said? *Suddenly, instead of anvils, 50 cakes appears around Charmy* CAKES! AND THESE ARE MY FAVORITES! *Starts eating the cakes*

Tuff: Hey! That's not fair! I want too!

Charmy: *Munching* You want it?

Tuff: Sure! *Starts eating the cakes with Charmy*

Lucas: *Just awakening* Aaoooooohhhhh, what did happen to us?

Kirby: *Eating*

Tiff: Who are you?

Lucas: I'm Lucas! And the pile below me are my friends, who........are fainted, looks like.

Tiff: Can you help us by getting us out of this cell?

Lucas: Ok, sure, why not? Why we won't start by using the key in the door's cell? *Points to the door's cell, with the key in the hole*

Tiff: What? Why we didn't saw that?

Lucas: The sign over there has the answer, read it.

Tiff: What sign?

Lucas: *Points to the sign* That sign.

Tiff: *Reading the sign* "If you were stupid enough to press the 3 switches in this cell, maybe you should better looked to the key in the cell's door, please report this to Waddle Dee number 263, thank you and have a safe day"...................When did that sign was there?

Lucas: Didn't you see the flashy lights around the sign?

Tiff: Flashy lights?

Chris: (Indeed, the sign has flashy lights all around)

Tiff: Where did those flashy come from? Whatever, let's open the cell's door. *Turns key and opens the door*

*The Gullwings's mission complete song plays*

MISSION COMPLETE![/b][/i]

Lucas: *Gets off the big human cushion* Now, we need to awake all of them.

Tiff: How?

Lucas: Using this. *Holds a megaphone out of nowhere* GUYS! GET UP NOW!!!!

Chris: (But the megaphone didn't work at all)

Lucas: Ok, time for me to use my ultimate awakening technique! *Holds a mini TV out from nowhere and turns on in Cartoon Network of the USA*

Mini TV: Sanji: Like I told you myself, you have to pass me first.

Lloyd: AHHHHH!!!! SANJI'S VOICE!!! IT HURTS!!!!

Knuckles: CUT IT OFF!!!!

Marine: MY EARS!!!!

Klonoa and Cream: AHHHHHH!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT FOR MUCH TIME!!!!!

Kratos: Oh god, please not that!

Espio: SOMEONE TURN IT OFF NOW!

Tails: MY EARS ARE BURNING! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Cheese: CHAO CHAO CHAAAAOOOOO!!!!!!

Tiff: PLEASE, TURN IT OFF!

Charmy: IS GETTING HORRIBLE!

Lucas: Ok. *Turns of the mini TV and throw it to a trash can*

Silver: *Sighs* Finally, I can heard again.........

Sakura: Don't ever do that again!

Shikamaru: Man, there ARE things much worse than Ino after all!

*Scene changes*

Ino: ACHOOOO!

Choji: Why did you got a flu all of a sudden?

Ino: I think someone just said my name.

*Scene changes*

Lucas: Ok everyone, lets get out of here!

Klonoa: Wait, where did Guntz go?

Charmy: He is over here with Vector.

Klonoa: *Looks to Vector and Guntz, who where flats as Baby Cakes* Hey Charmy, did you are thinking what I'm thinking?

Charmy: I don't know Klonoa, but are pigs suppose to stay in the earth?

Klonoa Not, that's not it. You know.

Charmy:.............OHHHHHHHH! I get it!

Charmy and Klonoa: *Looks to Vector and Guntz and they smirks*

Guntz and Vector: MMHUPR?

*5 minutes later*

Chris: Charmy and Klonoa were throwing each other the flattened Vector and Guntz through the air like frisbees while walking behind the others. They were having much fun.

Sheena: *Wispers to Zelos* You know, when those 2 recover from their things, those other 2 will suffer big time.

Zelos: *Wispers to Sheena* Sheena, I didn't even know you would wisper in my private arm. *Winks at Sheena*

*5 minutes later*

Colette: And how did you get that black eye Zelos?

Zelos: *With a black eye* Well- *Sheena gaves Zelos a spooky glare* I trip. That's why.

Colette: Oh.

Chris: Will the team get out of the dungeon? Will Zelos tell the truth about his black eye? Did Charmy and Klonoa got fun with the "frisbees"? Find out in the next chapter The menace strikes back!!

References:

1. When Guntz said about James Guntz, that was a reference to James Bond, the spy.
2. When Klonoa asked what was Charmy thinking, that was a reference of the running gag of Pinky and the Brain, when Brain always ask Pinky about what is he thinking.

Guntz: *Still flattened* MMMMHHHUPPRRUUUHHHPPPP!!!!!

Chris: Sorry, I don't speak the flatten language.

Guntz: *Angry and swearing big words* MMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRHHHUPPPPRRRHHHHHSSSSMMMMMMMPPPPPPRRRRRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMRRRRUUUUUUUUUUPPPPRRRRRRRRHSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! >:(

Chris: Yeah yeah, you say it. ;D