Tha Thunderhero Interview Show!! season 2

[thunderhero4]

Hello, and welcome to another episode of the thunderhero interview show! today, our guest is a random guy like anakin skywalker! :P  so I guess i might as well interview him...

Anakin: hello?

Thunder: ANAKIN! I AM YOUR FATHER!

Anakin:...................

Thunder: ive always wanted to say that....hahaha! first question, why did you turn to the dark side if obviously darth sideous is a gay lord....not a sith lord....

Anakin: its a movie....duh.....

Thunder: oh right....next question, why exactly did they make a crappy darth vader voice changing toy?

Anakin: dont ask me! I have nothing to do with that stuff......

Thunder: hmmm......are you sure?

Anakin: ....WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND HOW DID I GET ON THIS CRAPPY SHOW??

Thunder: looks like somebody needs to be carted.....

Anakin: no wait!

*security literally chucks him out of the building*

Thunder: it feels good to be a talk show host! announcer?

Announcer: this show has been brought to you by the super duper lightsaber company, if you ever go into the factory, check to see if your arms and legs are still there as you leave!

[DededeCloneChris]

Sweet!

[thunderhero4]

Hello, and welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is Peter Griffin! And....wow.....hes fat....

Peter: Ill have you know, its called overweight.....

Thunder: oh right, sorry....

Peter: so where are the free drinks....you said if i came, there would be free drinks!

Thunder: oh theyll be here ::)

Peter: Right...

Thunder: ok, first question, how do you feel about being a tv comedy icon?

Peter: i dont get payed enough....

*Peter looks carefully left and right to see if his contractor is watching*

Peter: and my contractor is a nerd....

Contractor: i heard that!

*he drops from ceiling*

Peter: not so fast! *pulls out a tazer*

*a record scratches and quagmire comes in naked next to Sakura*

Quagmire: giggidy giggidy gigidy goo! I dont know who this young japanese woman is, but she sure can pick a mean fight!

Thunder: *covers eyes* i hope we got a censoring machine...

*quagmire walks off stage holding sakuras hand, the crowd is silent*

Thunder: *turned red* can this get any worse?!

*peter then tazers the contractor*

Peter: oh my god! I think he's DEAD!

Thunder: Oh my god!!

Peter: !!@#$in calm down! Just !@#$in calm down! I have an idea....

*he puts the contractor under my rug*

Thunder: .................

(backstage)

Sakura: What!? You were dating another woman!!??

Quagmire: Wait! its not what it looks like!

Sakura: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thunder: this show is a disaster...end it now PLEASE!

Announcer: *panting* thi-this show is brought to you by decent security, they would never let them in here...

*security then throws the announcer guy out*

Thunder:...........like i said, viewer discression is advised.....so i suggest you turn off your TVs as soon as possi....

*the TV turns off*

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[DededeCloneChris]

........Did you forget a female age or something?

[thunderhero4]

........Did you forget a female age or something?

....quagmire doesnt care about ages.....and you watch famly guy?!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Nastasia was weird, but I liked the other two.

[DededeCloneChris]

I hope you do normal interviews. :(

[thunderhero4]

I hope you do normal interviews. :(

yeah....i think i kind of went off the beaten path with the nastasia just to spill some info...and normal interviews?! what do you mean?!

[DededeCloneChris]

I hope you do normal interviews. :(

yeah....i think i kind of went off the beaten path with the nastasia just to spill some info...and normal interviews?! what do you mean?!

I mean, no confirmed characters, that was disgusting, you know. :(

[thunderhero4]

I hope you do normal interviews. :(

yeah....i think i kind of went off the beaten path with the nastasia just to spill some info...and normal interviews?! what do you mean?!

I mean, no confirmed characters, that was disgusting, you know. :(

i do interviews of everybody...and i always have... ???

[thunderhero4]

welcome to the thunderhero interview show! today our guest is Gbleek2! a new poster to these boards! welcome!

Gbleek: hi!

Thunder: hey! how are you?

Gbleek: pretty good, you?

Thunder: ok, i guess...first question, why do you gots a knuckles icon??

Gbleek: ummm.......i think you can figure this one out....

Thunder: i cant....do tell

Gbleek: because im part of the chaotix of nsider, why else??

Thunder: oh yeah...that explains my vector icon...next question, what do you think of this sweet chair im in?

Gbleek: ITS UGLY!!!

Thunder: ...........

Gbleek: just kiddin ;D

Thunder: ok.......next question, when you listen to music, how spazed out do you get??

Gbleek: well, considering that i listen to mother/earthbound music, i dont spaz out at all ;D

Guy in crowd: *throws a tomato at my face* Get better questions ya moron!!

Thunder: grrrr.....care to do the honors, Gbleek?

Gbleek: with pleasure....

*Gbleek goes and beats the crap out of the guy with a bat....*

Thunder: ummm, i meant to have security escort him out....

Gbleek: aw man...fiiine....

*security takes the man and throws him out*

Thunder: sorry to ruin your fun...

Gbleek: its ok...do you mind if i ask you a question?

Thunder: ummm, sure.....

Gbleek: what do you think of your guests?

Thunder: i ummmmm....think theyre wonderful! ::)

Gbleek: i think your lying...

Thunder: of course not... ::)

*Gbleek pulls out the bat again*

Thunder:!!!!!!

*Gbleek lowers the bat and offers me some brownies*

Thunder: wow, thanks!

*i eat one and it explodes*

Gbleek: hahahahaha!

Thunder: i think you can leave now...

Gbleek: what!!? you **********!

Thunder: ???

*all the sudden the crowd chants me off  stage and they cheer for Gbleek*

Gbleek: thank you, thank you, youre too kind!

Thunder: ..............i think we should end the show........

Announcer: right! this show has been brought to you by mushroom deoderent! its so smooth, you wont even feel it! (its always empty...)

Gbleek: hey wait! i didnt say to end the show now!!

*he pulls out the bat*

Announcer: uh oh....

*tv shuts off*

[Triforce_Luigi]

That was funny. And I'm scared of Gbleek now. You should interview Noishe.

[thunderhero4]

That was funny. And I'm scared of Gbleek now. You should interview Noishe.

i couldve done better, and there is a list...AND i dunno who noishe is...ull have to ask him/her for me...

[Gbleek2]

scared of me?!?!?!?!SCARED OF ME?!?!?! *takes out a bat and slams it on the side of Dave's head* (isn't that his name?forgot =P)

[thunderhero4]

scared of me?!?!?!?!SCARED OF ME?!?!?! *takes out a bat and slams it on the side of Dave's head* (isn't that his name?forgot =P)

lol, yes its dave...and lets hope candy comes out...did i do it ok? i gave it a shot...turns out i still needed a bit more info, so i guessed some...