FE Joke time

Shrodu · September 25, 2007, 02:07:19 PM

What did Eliwood use to light his barbecue?
PHERAE!

Why did Nergal choose to take over the Black Fang?
Because he wanted them BERNED!

What happens if you stay out in the rain too long on the field?
You turn ILIAN!

What is the favorite cereal of the citizens of Elibe?
ATHOS!

What Legendary land was discovered by a man rowing his boat to it?
ROLAND!

If Princess Peach lived in Bern, what would be the name of her dog?
HARTMUT!

Place your FE jokes here. Make em' clever

Transient Link · September 25, 2007, 02:34:02 PM

half those wernt clever but...

Sety · September 26, 2007, 08:30:17 PM

none of those were actually funny. Some didn't make sense.

Transient Link · September 27, 2007, 01:04:52 PM

Quote from: Sety on September 26, 2007, 08:30:17 PM
none of those were actually funny. Some didn't make sense.

i know....

Silverhawk79 · November 12, 2007, 07:52:55 AM

What's the best type of wood in FE?
ELIWOOD
ololololol

Avion-Finch · November 12, 2007, 09:56:32 AM

Athos was funny.

Dei Enyt · November 12, 2007, 12:05:44 PM

*awkward silence*

*brain matter drips from nose*

NINTENDO_PAWNAGE_RAWK · November 12, 2007, 01:27:15 PM

I forgot the exact quote, but it is something like. Yes, the great General Ike Conquer of Daein and the Father of Sothe's Children. XD

That quote was a little mature for an E 10 game if you ask me. I mean seriously they can put that in and not call Micahah the Goddess of Dawn. Seriously, priestess of dawn sounded horrible.

Blaziken0987 · November 23, 2007, 12:27:26 PM

If Princess Peach lived in Bern, what would be the name of her dog?
HARTMUT!

That was the best.