...I'm going to kill my brother.

Silverhawk79 · October 10, 2008, 10:09:38 PM

Got word from my mom today that my Buick was out of commission because my idiotic brother managed to rack it up on landscaping. Seriously, what the intercourse ? He lied about it for a few days and claimed the car "just died" in the driveway, and then finally admitted to it. $600 for repairs due to the engine frame being pushed back 3 inches, and the steering column is ruptured, meaning all the fluid leaked out. The little bastard thinks I should somehow have to pay for part of it. Excuse me? I should pay for your stupid mistake because you were texting while driving? Fuck you. Here's some pictures, including a (probably) accurate depiction of how it all went down.

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And that white stuff is kitty litter. Absorbs moisture well. The yellow pile is sawdust, not really related.

Tupin · October 10, 2008, 10:14:56 PM

Say "No."

That's it.

Silverhawk79 · October 10, 2008, 10:18:28 PM

Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 10, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
Say "No."

That's it.

I have. Also, he has to drive my stepdad's ugly brown car now. Sucks for him.

Tupin · October 10, 2008, 10:21:27 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 10, 2008, 10:18:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 10, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
Say "No."

That's it.
I have. Also, he has to drive my stepdad's ugly brown car now. Sucks for him.

Sure does.

Mystic · October 10, 2008, 11:13:32 PM

So you finally gonna get a new car?

StarWindWizard7 · October 10, 2008, 11:43:26 PM

I didn't even know you had a brother.
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you.
It's a life learning experience for you and your brother when it comes to a dire situation like this, and a solution will evidently work itself out.

In the end, he Should know better... thus making him a more responsible person.... I hope.

Ridley · October 10, 2008, 11:44:50 PM

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on October 10, 2008, 11:43:26 PM
I didn't even know you had a brother.
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you.
It's a life learning experience for you and your brother when it comes to a dire situation like this, and a solution will evidently work itself out.

In the end, he Should know better... thus making him a more responsible person.... I hope.

Doubt it.

Custom · October 11, 2008, 01:08:29 AM

Are we talking about LRH? Push him off your bed. That scar should serve as punishment.

Riosan · October 11, 2008, 04:21:34 AM

Accidentally blow an airhorn in his ear while he's sleeping.

Totla · October 11, 2008, 07:48:08 AM

Quote from: Riosan on October 11, 2008, 04:21:34 AM
Accidentally blow an airhorn in his ear while he's sleeping.

And hang a bag of cat poop over his head, so when he jerks his head up, he slams into it.

Kilroy · October 11, 2008, 07:58:39 AM

That sucks.

And that jogger was hysterical.

jnfs2014 · October 11, 2008, 08:06:51 AM

Use Opinion Outpost money.

SkyMyl · October 11, 2008, 08:18:18 AM

Your brother?...Kick him in the throat.

darkmario · October 11, 2008, 08:34:05 AM

If you realy want to kill him,pm me and we'll set up an "accident" for him.

jnfs2014 · October 11, 2008, 08:36:56 AM

Quote from: darkmario on October 11, 2008, 08:34:05 AM
If you realy want to kill him,pm me and we'll set up an "accident" for him.

lol Darkmario.

News:

...I'm going to kill my brother.

darkmario