Snake crazy brieffings!

[Water ☮]

i thought it was spanish ???

[DededeCloneChris]

i thought it was spanish ???

Fine, fine, I know you didn't get the joke. :(

[Triforce_Luigi]

i thought it was spanish ???

Or perhaps Japanese or Cantonese.

[thunderhero4]

i thought it was spanish ???

Or perhaps Japanese or Cantonese.

cantonese sounds like a fruit...

[Triforce_Luigi]

That's cantaloupe, Brandon. Although you're right, it does sound fruity.

[DededeCloneChris]

AHEM!

[Triforce_Luigi]

I have writer's block. I used up my creativity making a story about Team Chaotix in the Smash World.

[DededeCloneChris]

AHEM!

[Triforce_Luigi]

Snake/ What is this kid?
Otacon/ Thats Claus. He is Lucas's twin brother. He was killed and revived by the Pig Mask Army to unleash a Dragon on Nowhere Island.
Snake/ Well, what can he do?
Otacon/ He has an arm cannon like Samus and a sword like Link. Those robot wings let him fly. He also has powerful PSI abilities. All these powers make him a formidable foe.
Snake/ Well then, I'll have to be careful.

[Rius]

Snake: Holy crap!
Mei Ling: What's wrong, Snake?
Snake: Zelda just turned into a guy!
Mei Ling: That's Zelda's Sheik transformation.
Snake: Sheik transformation?
Mei Ling: Yeah. When the Evil King, Gannondorf, seized control of Hyrule, Zelda went into hiding as a male descendant of ancient Sheikah shadow clan.
Snake: Male?
Mei Ling: That's right, male. Watch out, because she's gotten a lot faster and acrobatic. Sheik keeps needles and a chain on hand, along with a seemingly infinite supply of the flash grenade-like Deku Nuts.
Snake: Hmm...
Mei Ling: Snake?
Snake: I'm going to be having nightmares tonight...
Mei Ling: ...

[DededeCloneChris]

NINNIN6 was funny! You need more funny things, Tri-luigi.

[Triforce_Luigi]

That Sheik one is funny.

[GrimTuesday]

Snake: What is that guy in the suit doing here, he doesn't look like the fighting type...
Mei Ling: You can't judge a book by it's cover Snake! That's Phoenix Wright, attorney at law!
Snake: Well, you can't confuse this guy with a book.
Mei Ling: Huh?
Snake: You see... after I'm done with him, he won't have a spine!
Mei Ling: Snake wait, I haven't told you about his attacks yet!
Snake: I like surprises...
Mei Ling: Well don't be surprised if he takes you to court for this...

[DededeCloneChris]

Snake: Who the heck is that?
Colonel: That's Bowser, the supposed King of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Snake: And why is supposed?
Colonel: Because it's not.
Snake: Look's like he is too scaly.
Colonel: Watch out from him, he can transform in a big monster Godzilla like.
Snake: GODZILLA?! RUN!
Colonel: What are you doin-
Snake: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Colonel: Calm down! The briefing is gonna en-

End briefing. :P

[Geno]

Snake: Otacton! Brief me on my foe!
Otacon: That's a Pokemon Snake! Beginning in 1994, Pokemon has started a worldwide sensation. I have a Rhyhorn on my Red version, and a Totodile on my Gold! Really addicting game, I've been playing since...
Snake: Otacon, I'm up against Mario.
Otacon: I know... I just wanted you to be proud of me
Snake: ...
Otacon: I'll be willing to trade an Abra for a Bayleef! I just cant seem to evolve my Chikorita. It's level 21 and...
Snake: Otacon... Did you try removing the everstone?
Otacon: Wait... what? Oh, yeah I equipped it because it looked cool. Is there something wrong with it?
Snake: Dammit Otacon! Get your head back in the game.
Otacon: Sorry, Snake... I just... It's.... I miss you. We never talk anymore.
Snake: ...Get the Colonel on the line.
Otacon: Alright Snake... Think about that trade!
Snake: ...