Know your stars of SSBB

[DededeCloneChris]

So you know about the smashers? Maybe..................not, here I will tell you by a story from a VERY SECRET SOURCE. First..........

[DededeCloneChris]

Samus was climbing a random mountain in a random mountainouse region on a random planet when a random door appered infront of her!

"Woah!" Samus said, nearly falling off the random mountain, "A random door? I could add that to my random collection!" Samus enters the door and looks around. She sees a chair sitting all alone in a spotlight. "I am tired..." Samus walks over to the chair and sits down.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed from no where.

"Huh?" Samus asked, "Who's there?"

"Samus Aran of... where ever you're from..."

"What?"

"Samus Aran... your blaster is made of plastic."

"What? No it's not!"

"Then what?"

"It's made of metal!"

"It's made of Metal Mario?!"

"What?! I just said metal!"

"Suuuuuuuuuure you did."

"Are you deaf or something?"

"Samus Aran... You share a bed with Captain Falcon."

"How did- Uh, I mean, no I don't!"

"You admitted it! Samus and Falcon, up in a tree..."

"Lies! All lies!"

"Then what's with this picture, then?"

"Wh- what picture?" Samus was blushing, but no one could tell because of her mask."

"Here." The voice threw down the photo. Samus looked at it. On it was a bed. On the left side was Falcon. On the was Samus.

"Th- this prooves nothing!"

"I want the picture back."

"Who took this?!"

"Someone with the initials 'F.M.'"

"F.M... Freddy Malcom... Fiona Mallord... Frank Millard..."

"Samus Aran... She has a random collection."

"That, I'm not ashamed of."

"So what I said before is true?"

"What? No, I just-"

"I knew it! I was right! Go voice, go voice, go- huh?" Samus was charging up her big energy blast (The one from the SSBB first trailer). "Wait! What are you doing?!"

BOOM

The voice snapped his fingures and mirrors appered around the room. The blast hit one, it hit another, and another and another and another and another until it finally goes out the door. Samus' suit falls appart.

"Wait..." The voice said, "YOU'RE A GIRL?!"

"Yeah. Why? Is that a problem?"

"Uh... no, it's not... Uh... erm... um... you can, uh, go now."

"Good." Samus said in a bad mood. She walked to the door and left.

"Thank goodness she's gone."

[Triforce_Luigi]

What are we suppose to do? And that was funny.

[DededeCloneChris]

Read and laugh, that is the point for this post, you want another character here?

[DededeCloneChris]

Pikachu was asleep in a random tree in a random park in a random town when suddenly a random door came outta nowhere!

"Pika!" Pikachu shrieked as it fell out of the tree. It looked at the door. "Pika?" Pikachu walked into the door. Inside was a chair in a spotlight. Pikachu walked to the chair and sat in it.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.

"Pika?"

"Pikachu of Kanto."

"Pika."

"Pikachu... Pikachu is a rat, not a mouse."

"Pika! Pika pikachu!"

"Here, have a translator." The voice throws it a translator.

"Good." Pikachu said. "I AM A MOUSE!!!"

"Know you're not. You're a Pokémon."

"I am a Pokémon!"

"So, you're not a mouse?"

"I'm a mouse Pokémon!"

"Yeah, and I'm the queen of England."

"Really?"

The voice sweatdropped. "Moving on. Pikachu... He loves Jigglypuff."

"What?! I don't love Jigglypuff!"

"OK, what about May then?"

"WHAT?! May's a human! Not a Pokémon!"

"So Pokémon CAN love others... THANKS!"

Pikachu samcks its head. "Can we continue."

"Certainly. Pikachu... He betrayed Ash."

"WTF?! I dind't betray him!"

"Then why'd you leave him?"

Pikachu growls and throws his translator on the ground. "PIKACHU! PIKA PIKA PIKACHU!!!!!!!"

"Can I have that in english?" The voice asks a random person in the studio. A piece of paper comes out of the printer. The voice reads it, and goes wide-eyed. "I don't think those words are type-able. If they were, this would become a 'M+' fanific. Hey, what're you doing?"

"Pi... ka... CHU!!!

ZAP

Electricity bounces off the walls, celing and floor, and dissaperes. Pikachu then walks out the door. The voice, now with electricitized hair, speaks up. "DAMMIT!"

[Triforce_Luigi]

Oh, never mind, I got it.
Bowser was in his castle when he found a door he had never seen. Suddenly, a voice boomed.
"Know your stars," it said. Bowser was placed in a chair.
"Bowser Koopa, you are half spaghetti, half robot, and half soap." saidthe voice
"Wha? Thats three halves!" said Bowser.
"So you admit it?"
"No!"
"Sure... Bowser Koopa, you are having an affair with Luigi."
"Nuh uh."
"Yes."
No.
"Yes."
"No."
"No." said the voice.
"Yes," said Bowser.
"Told you," replied the voice. Then Bowser was teleported out.

[DededeCloneChris]

Sorry, that is wrong, Bowser will come........now!

[DededeCloneChris]

Bowser was sitting on his random throne in his random castle on a random hill when all of a sudden, a random door fell outta nowhere!

"Gah!" Bowser shouted, "...A MAGIC DOOR!!!" Bowser went inside the door. In it was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Oh, goodie! Another place to sit down!" Bowser walked over to the chair and sat down.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.

"Shrieeek!" Bowser shriek like a little girl.

"Bowser of the Mushroom Kingdom..."

"Wh-what do you want? Do you want Peach? I could give you Peach if that's what you want..."

"Bowser... He wants to make out with Peach."

"Oh, yeah, I do!" Bowser yelled, standing up with a fist in the air. Suddenly, Mario burst through the door. He walked over to Bowser. A short pause. Mario slapped Bowser across the face. Mario left.

"...O...K..." The voice said, "What just happened?"

"That happens everyday. I randomly yell 'I want to make out with Peach!' Then Mario apperes outta nowhere and slaps me!"

"So... How long's this been goin' on?"

"5 years." If Bowser could have seen the voices face, he would've seen Oo.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Bowser... He got his feet licked by Koopas..."

"Wha? How'd you kno -- Erm, uh, eh, um... I mean, how dare you say that to the... King of Koopas!"

"Yeah. VERY convincing."

"You think so?" The voice slapped his face.

"So, Koopas DID lick your feet."

"What?! No, they didn't!"

"Then, Goombas?"

"No!"

"Paratroopas?"

"No!"

"Boos?"

"How'd yo -- I mean, NO!"

"I knew it! Boos!"

"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no!"

"Yeppers!" the voice did a victory dance.

"Are you done yet?"

"No. One more."

"Awww..."

"Bowser... His best friend's a stuffed pig toy..."

"What? I don't have --" The voice holds up a stuffed pig toy. "MR. OINKERS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"OK! You can go now!"

"Give back Mr. Oinkers!"

"Hmmm... Let me think. Yes. No. Yes. NO!"

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" Bowser starts sobbing like a little girl.

"Aw, just shut it. Here." The voice threw down the pig.

"YAY! I'm sorry for leaving you, Mr. Oinkers... I'll never let ANYONE harm you again." Bowser left the room.

"... OK..."

[Triforce_Luigi]

The randomness is OVER 9000!!!

[DededeCloneChris]

More randomness? Fine!

[DededeCloneChris]

Falco was flying a random plane in a random desert on a random planet when suddenly a random door appeared on the plane!

"Woah!" Falco cried, "CAN'T SEE! CAN'T SEE! CAN'T -- Ooh, a quarter!" Falco reached down on the plane's floor and picked up a random quarter. "Now where was I? Oh yes... I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!" Falco crashed, but didn't die. Surprisenly, the door was still intact. Falco opened the door. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "Yippe! Another place to sit!" Falco skipped like a little girl and sat in the chair.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed

"Hello? Do you wanna be my friend?"

"Falco Lombardi of... uh... Actually, I'm not sure where you're from."

"Neither am I." Falco said.

"...Of course you're not. Falco Lombardi... You're an emo."

"I'm not emo!"

"Then why'd you crash on purpose?"

"I didn't! The blasted door magically appeared on the plane and I couldn't see."

"Of course you didn't."

"Right."

"So you DID crash the plane on purpose."

"What?! I never said that!"

"Yep. You did."

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yuh-huh!"

"So you DID crash the plane on purpose."

"Wha- Hey! You tricked me."

"Falco Lombardi... He stole that quarter."

"What?! I found this quarter!"

"Where?"

"On the floor!"

"On the floor of a bank?"

"On the floor of my plane!"

"So your planes attached to the bank?"

"NO!!"

"So you're an under-cover theif, huh?!"

"N-no! Don't accuse me of something I didn't do!"

"Too late!" The voice pressed a button on his key-pad thingie, and an alarm started... alarming.

"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!" A computerized voice came out of the speakers.

"Woops! Wrong button!" The voice pushed another button, and doors alllllllll over the room opened and very tall dudes in police uniforms came in and surrounded Falco.

"Get 'im, boyz!" One cop yelled eating a doughnut.

"What?! But I didn't do --" Falco couldn't finish his statement. All the cops dog-piled on him, and a dust-cloud fight took place. Upon seeing this, the voice started yelling

"HEY! NO FIGHTIN' IN MY STUDIO!!" The voice pushed another button yet again, and a trap door opened under the cops and Falco. They floated in mid-air for a second (you know, the kind of floating in mid-air you see in anime and cartoons) before falling into the whole. "Well, that takes care of big bird over their."

[Triforce_Luigi]

yay randomness!

[DededeCloneChris]

This is not over yet! We have the others 22!

[DededeCloneChris]

Kirby was eating a random pie in a random kitchen in a random house when all of a sudden, a random door magically appeared!

...But Kirby was to busy eating his random pie to care. Or to even notice, for that matter.

A few minuites later...

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp." Kirby belched with delight. He threw the pie tray away... right on top of 72 other pie trays. And he, for the first time, noticed the random door. "Pyo?" Kirby walked over to the door, and opened it. Inside was a chair engulfed in a spotlight. "PYO!!" Kirby ran over to the chair and sat in it. But, because of his big figure, it was easier said than done. 27 tries, 27 failed attemps and 1 trampoline later, Kirby was sitting in the chair.

"Know your stars... Know your stars..." A voice boomed.

"Pyo?"

"Kirby of Dreamland..."

"Pyo?"

"Do you want a translator?"

"Pyo!!"

"Okie-dokie." The voice throws a translator.

"Yay!" Kirby said.

"Now, Kirby... He is actually a girl."

"What?! I'm not a girl!"

"Then why are you pink?"

"I was born with that colour!"

"Or did you get a bath of pink drink?"

"Hey! How'd -- I mean, no!"

"Then why'd I find this open package of pink Kool-Aid in your bathroom?"

"What?! I didn't have a package of pink Kool-Aid in my bathroom!!"

"Oh, yeah you did!"

"Oh, no I didn't!"

"Oh, yeah!"

"Oh, no!"

"Oh, yeah!"

"Oh, no!"

"OH, YEAH!!" Suddenly, the Kool-Aid man burst through the wall! The voice and Kirby looked at the Kool-Aid man with creeped out looks. He looked around a bit, then slowly backed out of the hole...

"...Yeah... Anyway, Kirby... He's actually made of plastic."

"What?! I'm not made of plastic! This is actual skin!" Kirby pulled on his 'skin'.

"Suuuuuuuuure it is."

"Yeah! It is!"

"Suuuuuuuuure it is."

"Yeah, it is!"

"Suuuuuuuuure it is."

"Yeah, it is!"

"Hey, do you have a sudden feeling of déja vou?"

"Actually, yes."

"Well, we're almost done."

"Can we be done now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"Another déja vou!!"

"Yippie!!"

"Kirby... He's the one that stole Bowser's pie."

"What?! I didn't steal Bowser's pie!"

"Yes, you DID steal Bowser's pie!"

"I KNEW IT!!!" Bowser fell from no where. "I KNEW it was you! Oh, you are SO going to pay!"

"No! I don't have any money!!" Bowser chased Kirby out of the studio.

"WAIT!!" The voice yelled after them, "GIVE MY TRANSLATOR BACK!!" The translator came flying through the door. It hit the voice in the head. He got KOed.

[Triforce_Luigi]

Creepy Koolaid Guy...