NSFCD

Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:53:05 PM

Title: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
Ok, in this question, YOU will be playing as "you." But I have to make some adjustments to some personal facts to make this question as hard as possible.

You are male, you are 100% straight, you have sensitive hearing and hate loud music, you are single, and you don't have a drivers licence.

Now the story:
You are driving home with your friends, who would do/say anything to embarrass you, but you need to take a major poop and can't hold it since the house is like 20 miles away, the poop you need to do is gonna be stinky, gassy and loud which you somehow know. You stop in a mall, since it is a holiday, almost everything is closed, but luckily you find an open place with a restroom. Outside are some bullies with a video camera smoking. You go there and enter the mens bathroom, and happen to overhear a gay guys conversation on the phone, he says "...I'd rape any guy shows his ass in public." Grossed out, you walk to the nearest stall, you try to be cool and kick it open, fail, occupied, you try the next stall normaly and it's occupied too, then you try the last one and it's also occupied. There are no open stalls and all the people in them are poopting. You can't hold it much longer so you leave the bathroom and notice a cop right outside eating a doughnut normaly, and at the same momment, 3 girls walk by into the bathroom, the most popular girl in school, the girl of your dreams, and some girl who can't keep secrets.
Question:
What do you do?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on January 05, 2008, 07:00:52 PM
I'm not answering this, it doesn't make any sense.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: sonicdude164 on January 05, 2008, 07:02:10 PM
I do a barrel role
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on January 05, 2008, 07:00:52 PM
I'm not answering this, it doesn't make any sense.
Yeah it does. You just don't know how to answer it.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Llama on Steroids on January 05, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
What do you think pants are for?  ???? ???? ????
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:06:26 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on January 05, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
What do you think pants are for?  ???? ???? ????
if his friends will do anything to embarrass you, and it's stinky, well, there ya go.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Llama on Steroids on January 05, 2008, 07:07:10 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:06:26 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on January 05, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
What do you think pants are for?  ???? ???? ????
if his friends will do anything to embarrass you, and it's stinky, well, there ya go.
>_>
I agree with Sonicdude.
DO A BARREL ROLL AND RUN!
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?
Break the lock by kicking it enough.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
where'd you get the bag?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?
Break the lock by kicking it enough.
Trunk locks aren't like that.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on January 05, 2008, 07:19:49 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
where'd you get the bag?
Jesus can I do anything?! I'd just freaking run into the stall then. Even though its impossible for me to not be able to hold it.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: britneymahboy on January 05, 2008, 07:24:04 PM
Say hi if i know her.  I would also be like "darn cant these people poop any faster!"  but as a joke.  I guess i would just wait until somebody comes out.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Tomboh on January 05, 2008, 08:22:10 PM
poop on one of the girls
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 08:24:12 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?
Break the lock by kicking it enough.
Trunk locks aren't like that.
Yes they are. When people get in rear-end accidents, their trunks frequently pop open because the lock breaks.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: BOSSNIG on January 05, 2008, 08:26:31 PM
Use fly hax to go into space, take a poop and fly back down.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: 2008Videogamer on January 05, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.

That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Tupin on January 05, 2008, 08:34:03 PM
Quote from: 2008Videogamer on January 05, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.

That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D
What about the people that will see you?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: 2008Videogamer on January 05, 2008, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 05, 2008, 08:34:03 PM
Quote from: 2008Videogamer on January 05, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.

That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D
What about the people that will see you?

Who? He said there were people in the stalls and one gay guy on the phone. KO the guy on the phone. Crap in the bathroom...leave before the people in the stalls exit. :D
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Shamu on January 05, 2008, 08:44:22 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
where'd you get the bag?

Put my pants in my head and run to the stall.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: HTA! on January 05, 2008, 08:47:34 PM
Go to the companion bathroom.

Problem solved.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Ares300 on January 05, 2008, 09:27:30 PM
Go into the porto-potty near the entrance of the building.  ;) :)
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7
definitely not a political commentary, right there
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Ares300 on January 05, 2008, 09:31:50 PM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7
definitely not a political commentary, right there

What would 'W' do?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Jono2 on January 05, 2008, 09:40:21 PM
whatever you did in this situation

because you obviously didn't think of this randomly.


and if you did,

leave the mall, find an alleyway, go there.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: phatyo on January 05, 2008, 09:44:02 PM
Shit behind my car.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: L10 on January 05, 2008, 09:46:14 PM
i would find the nearest grocery store that's open 24/7 (like shop-rite) and buy diapers.....yep i would use them too >.>

that or i would get ahead of the girls, hiding my head and run into the girls bathroom and lock myself in a stall and wait for them to leave before i do
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on January 06, 2008, 07:55:03 AM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Look, you obviously want us to say,

"We go in the girls bathroom, the girl of your dreams and the girl who can't keep secrets sees you, then the girl who can't keep secrets tells everyone about your little problem, the cop thinks you're trying to rape someone, then the girl who can't keep secrets tells everyone you tried to rape the girl of your dreams."

Happy?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on January 06, 2008, 09:14:56 AM
Quote from: Lichig0 on January 05, 2008, 09:46:14 PM
i would find the nearest grocery store that's open 24/7 (like shop-rite) and buy diapers.....yep i would use them too >.>

that or i would get ahead of the girls, hiding my head and run into the girls bathroom and lock myself in a stall and wait for them to leave before i do

The Shop-Rite nearest me closes at midnight every night.  Also.. not everyone will be familiar with that chain.. since it's only in about 3 states maybe...

Anyways.. for the original question.. wtf?  If I had something that bad coming on, I would've known earlier and taken care of it.  If for some reason I decided not to.. which would never happen.. I'd ask my friends to take me to some fast food joint, the first one we see, and do that.  Why would I go to a mall?  Why such specific parameters for the situation.. what are you trying to get out of it?  Do you foresee this happening to you or something..?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Tsu on January 06, 2008, 09:34:45 AM
You thought of that randomly?

Seek professional help.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: TheAnonymusElmo on January 06, 2008, 09:41:01 AM
who was driving?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: ROOk15 on January 06, 2008, 09:41:57 AM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7
definitely not a political commentary, right there
"that's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year" Will Ferrel's Bush skit on SNl lol
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: yes.derek on January 06, 2008, 12:11:14 PM
Eat the cop's doughnut
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: OmegaPapyrus on January 06, 2008, 12:19:40 PM
1. Find dog
2. Take poop next to dog
3. Blame dog
4. Ask cop for doughnut
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: farf on January 06, 2008, 12:25:41 PM
I'd kill anyone who opposed me
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Rius on January 06, 2008, 12:58:54 PM
Tell the cop what the gay guy said, and will go interrogate him. Meanwhile, the commotion will make the guys in the stall hurry to see what's going on. Problem solved.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: .:DL:. on January 06, 2008, 04:43:12 PM
I'd kick on of the guys out of the stall, probably the gay one.  I don't care if he's not finished yet.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: The Seventh on January 06, 2008, 06:16:16 PM
How bout this?  Try to find a different bathroom area inside said mall?  How bout that?  Huh?

Never thought of that, did you?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Rayquarian on January 06, 2008, 07:03:00 PM
I run into the guys bathroom, open a stall, kill whoever is inside, and take a crap.
Unless, there's an empty stall now, in which case, I just go in and thake a crap.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to poop out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:28:26 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.

he's in the stall.  if he'll be out that quickly, you can hold it.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:31:14 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:28:26 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.

he's in the stall.  if he'll be out that quickly, you can hold it.
I didn't say he was in the stall, 'cause he's not.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Rius on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
dang.

so he's just standing there with nothing better to do than to rape some guy's ass?

he wouldn't be able to do that, because there are cops there anyways. :|

and it sounds like he's standing outside the washroom.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:37:30 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
dang.

so he's just standing there with nothing better to do than to rape some guy's ass?

he wouldn't be able to do that, because there are cops there anyways. :|

and it sounds like he's standing outside the washroom.
yes but the cop is outside the bathroom.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Rius on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:43:23 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.

yeah, but if the guy actually does rape you in the ass, then the cop comes in.  so the guy can't rape you in the ass regardless, and he knows that, so he wouldn't.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Rius on January 06, 2008, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.
IDK what perceived means.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Rius on January 06, 2008, 11:53:43 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.
IDK what perceived means.
Well, like the kid saw it as a threat.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:58:07 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:43:23 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal

or

find a paper bag.

or

break into the janitor's closet and go there.

or

since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.

yeah, but if the guy actually does rape you in the ass, then the cop comes in.  so the guy can't rape you in the ass regardless, and he knows that, so he wouldn't.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Shujinco2 on January 07, 2008, 06:28:57 AM
Kill everybody >:D
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: __THAT__GUY__ on January 07, 2008, 01:45:59 PM
Tell my friends I need to take a big one or it's going in the car (obviously I'm not the one driving because I have no license so it's not my car). The owner will surely find me a place to go. I've been embarrassed many times, I would be able to handle whatever they tried to do.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: HTA! on January 07, 2008, 03:44:41 PM
Ha!
I have the answer.

Eat the cops donut.
He'll take you in his car downtown to the station.

At this point you could crap in his car or the adrenaline would help you hold on until you get to jail.
Boom!
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: StateAardvark on January 07, 2008, 04:43:42 PM
Run into the bathroom, yell fire, poop in a toilet after they leave, then sit back and laugh with my friend.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: major tom on January 07, 2008, 10:18:11 PM
I'd poop in JrDude's face.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Tahrann on January 07, 2008, 10:21:57 PM
Quote from: sonicdude164 on January 05, 2008, 07:02:10 PM
I do a barrel role

Use the boost to get through!
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Mystic on January 07, 2008, 10:26:21 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on January 07, 2008, 03:44:41 PM
Ha!
I have the answer.

Eat the cops donut.
He'll take you in his car downtown to the station.

At this point you could crap in his car or the adrenaline would help you hold on until you get to jail.
Boom!
Win
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Zarroc96 on January 08, 2008, 04:58:12 AM
OK, either, poop in the trash can, or go to another bathroom and take your poop there.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 04:04:40 PM
Wow... this thread gets a new reply every day, without me bumping it :O
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
1. Whatever you say.
2. C
3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
1. Whatever you say.
2. C
3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.
And yet you insist on stalking me, like I supposedly stalk LG, and try to make me look bad/flame me whenever I post?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 08:19:13 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
1. Whatever you say.
2. C
3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.
And yet you insist on stalking me, like I supposedly stalk LG, and try to make me look bad/flame me whenever I post?
I don't stalk you o.o, stop dreamin' homie
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Tupin on January 08, 2008, 08:22:17 PM
BTW, the thing the gay guy said could be considered a threat, which is an unlawful offense that can result in being arrested.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: extraz on January 09, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
dump my ass in a plastic bag, then toss it at the bullies. Whip them with my belt, then ask the hot girl out....

Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Mystic on January 09, 2008, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: extraz on January 09, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
then ask the hot girl out....
Before or after putting your belt back on?
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: JrDude on January 09, 2008, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 09, 2008, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: extraz on January 09, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
then ask the hot girl out....
Before or after putting your belt back on?
Dude, you need to keep the belt off, just incase she misbahaves (:P)
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Mystic on January 09, 2008, 06:56:46 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 09, 2008, 05:40:01 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 09, 2008, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: extraz on January 09, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
then ask the hot girl out....
Before or after putting your belt back on?
Dude, you need to keep the belt off, just incase she misbahaves (:P)
Oh snapz :O
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Zarroc96 on January 10, 2008, 05:38:15 AM
I read the whole freakin thing and I have an answer. You ask your friends for a paper bag, go into the boy's bathroom and poop in it. When they ask you what happened to the bag, you say that some gay guy in there raped it. You wait there, for your dream girl to come out, drive her home, take a shower, and get into a dark room to... reproduce. Problem solved! Oh, and you wipe your ass with the bag after your done, and throw it at the gay guy.
Title: Re: A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.
Post by: Shujinco2 on January 10, 2008, 06:51:05 AM
What is pie?

Is that correct? :-\