Ok, in this question, YOU will be playing as "you." But I have to make some adjustments to some personal facts to make this question as hard as possible.
You are male, you are 100% straight, you have sensitive hearing and hate loud music, you are single, and you don't have a drivers licence.
Now the story:
You are driving home with your friends, who would do/say anything to embarrass you, but you need to take a major poop and can't hold it since the house is like 20 miles away, the poop you need to do is gonna be stinky, gassy and loud which you somehow know. You stop in a mall, since it is a holiday, almost everything is closed, but luckily you find an open place with a restroom. Outside are some bullies with a video camera smoking. You go there and enter the mens bathroom, and happen to overhear a gay guys conversation on the phone, he says "...I'd rape any guy shows his ass in public." Grossed out, you walk to the nearest stall, you try to be cool and kick it open, fail, occupied, you try the next stall normaly and it's occupied too, then you try the last one and it's also occupied. There are no open stalls and all the people in them are poopting. You can't hold it much longer so you leave the bathroom and notice a cop right outside eating a doughnut normaly, and at the same momment, 3 girls walk by into the bathroom, the most popular girl in school, the girl of your dreams, and some girl who can't keep secrets.
Question:
What do you do?
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
I'm not answering this, it doesn't make any sense.
I do a barrel role
Quote from: Blaziken on January 05, 2008, 07:00:52 PM
I'm not answering this, it doesn't make any sense.
Yeah it does. You just don't know how to answer it.
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
What do you think pants are for? ???? ???? ????
Quote from: Lavamania on January 05, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
What do you think pants are for? ???? ???? ????
if his friends will do anything to embarrass you, and it's stinky, well, there ya go.
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:06:26 PM
Quote from: Lavamania on January 05, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
What do you think pants are for? ???? ???? ????
if his friends will do anything to embarrass you, and it's stinky, well, there ya go.
>_>
I agree with Sonicdude.
DO A BARREL ROLL AND RUN!
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
where'd you get the bag?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?
Break the lock by kicking it enough.
Trunk locks aren't like that.
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
where'd you get the bag?
Jesus can I do anything?! I'd just freaking run into the stall then. Even though its impossible for me to not be able to hold it.
Say hi if i know her. I would also be like "darn cant these people poop any faster!" but as a joke. I guess i would just wait until somebody comes out.
poop on one of the girls
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 05, 2008, 06:58:37 PM
Crap in the trunk of the cop car.
How do you open the trunk of the car?
Kick it.
How would kicking it open the trunk of a car?
Break the lock by kicking it enough.
Trunk locks aren't like that.
Yes they are. When people get in rear-end accidents, their trunks frequently pop open because the lock breaks.
Use fly hax to go into space, take a poop and fly back down.
Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.
That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D
Quote from: 2008Videogamer on January 05, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.
That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D
What about the people that will see you?
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on January 05, 2008, 08:34:03 PM
Quote from: 2008Videogamer on January 05, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
Knock out the gay guy in the men's room with the trash can, then crap on his face.
That was an easy solution. :) And no, I'm not a homophobe... :D
What about the people that will see you?
Who? He said there were people in the stalls and one gay guy on the phone. KO the guy on the phone. Crap in the bathroom...leave before the people in the stalls exit. :D
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Put a bag on my head and run in the stall.
where'd you get the bag?
Put my pants in my head and run to the stall.
Go to the companion bathroom.
Problem solved.
Go into the porto-potty near the entrance of the building. ;) :)
go find a bush outside
the great outdoors is available 24/7
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside
the great outdoors is available 24/7
definitely not a political commentary, right there
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside
the great outdoors is available 24/7
definitely not a political commentary, right there
What would 'W' do?
whatever you did in this situation
because you obviously didn't think of this randomly.
and if you did,
leave the mall, find an alleyway, go there.
Shit behind my car.
i would find the nearest grocery store that's open 24/7 (like shop-rite) and buy diapers.....yep i would use them too >.>
that or i would get ahead of the girls, hiding my head and run into the girls bathroom and lock myself in a stall and wait for them to leave before i do
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 05, 2008, 07:04:32 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 05, 2008, 07:03:23 PM
Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?
The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.
Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...
But I did say you're dream girl was in there
Look, you obviously want us to say,
"We go in the girls bathroom, the girl of your dreams and the girl who can't keep secrets sees you, then the girl who can't keep secrets tells everyone about your little problem, the cop thinks you're trying to rape someone, then the girl who can't keep secrets tells everyone you tried to rape the girl of your dreams."
Happy?
Quote from: Lichig0 on January 05, 2008, 09:46:14 PM
i would find the nearest grocery store that's open 24/7 (like shop-rite) and buy diapers.....yep i would use them too >.>
that or i would get ahead of the girls, hiding my head and run into the girls bathroom and lock myself in a stall and wait for them to leave before i do
The Shop-Rite nearest me closes at midnight every night. Also.. not everyone will be familiar with that chain.. since it's only in about 3 states maybe...
Anyways.. for the original question.. wtf? If I had something that bad coming on, I would've known earlier and taken care of it. If for some reason I decided not to.. which would never happen.. I'd ask my friends to take me to some fast food joint, the first one we see, and do that. Why would I go to a mall? Why such specific parameters for the situation.. what are you trying to get out of it? Do you foresee this happening to you or something..?
You thought of that randomly?
Seek professional help.
who was driving?
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:31:12 PM
Quote from: clompy on January 05, 2008, 09:30:35 PM
go find a bush outside
the great outdoors is available 24/7
definitely not a political commentary, right there
"that's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year" Will Ferrel's Bush skit on SNl lol
Eat the cop's doughnut
1. Find dog
2. Take poop next to dog
3. Blame dog
4. Ask cop for doughnut
I'd kill anyone who opposed me
Tell the cop what the gay guy said, and will go interrogate him. Meanwhile, the commotion will make the guys in the stall hurry to see what's going on. Problem solved.
I'd kick on of the guys out of the stall, probably the gay one. I don't care if he's not finished yet.
How bout this? Try to find a different bathroom area inside said mall? How bout that? Huh?
Never thought of that, did you?
I run into the guys bathroom, open a stall, kill whoever is inside, and take a crap.
Unless, there's an empty stall now, in which case, I just go in and thake a crap.
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to poop out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
he's in the stall. if he'll be out that quickly, you can hold it.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:28:26 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
he's in the stall. if he'll be out that quickly, you can hold it.
I didn't say he was in the stall, 'cause he's not.
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
dang.
so he's just standing there with nothing better to do than to rape some guy's ass?
he wouldn't be able to do that, because there are cops there anyways. :|
and it sounds like he's standing outside the washroom.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:33:28 PM
dang.
so he's just standing there with nothing better to do than to rape some guy's ass?
he wouldn't be able to do that, because there are cops there anyways. :|
and it sounds like he's standing outside the washroom.
yes but the cop is outside the bathroom.
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
yeah, but if the guy actually does rape you in the ass, then the cop comes in. so the guy can't rape you in the ass regardless, and he knows that, so he wouldn't.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.
IDK what perceived means.
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:40:14 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
But if the kid perceived it as a threat, then he has to be confronted, by law. Besides, I didn't say he would be arrested, just cause a commotion.
the guy was talking on the phone
So, it can still be perceived as a threat. As a matter of fact, anyone can report it as threat, even if they have nothing to do with the situation.
IDK what perceived means.
Well, like the kid saw it as a threat.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:43:23 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on January 06, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:26:57 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on January 06, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
crap in the urinal
or
find a paper bag.
or
break into the janitor's closet and go there.
or
since it's implied that it's your car, you can drive away and find somewhere else.
Gay guy who'll rape ass.
From where?
You can't go into a janitor's closet if there's a cop there.
I said you cannot hold it, going to the car and driving somewhere else would cause an accident in your pants.
Did you read mine? ????
Yes, but someone can't arrest someone for talking, the gay guy'd (most likely) say he was joking.
yeah, but if the guy actually does rape you in the ass, then the cop comes in. so the guy can't rape you in the ass regardless, and he knows that, so he wouldn't.
Kill everybody >:D
Tell my friends I need to take a big one or it's going in the car (obviously I'm not the one driving because I have no license so it's not my car). The owner will surely find me a place to go. I've been embarrassed many times, I would be able to handle whatever they tried to do.
Ha!
I have the answer.
Eat the cops donut.
He'll take you in his car downtown to the station.
At this point you could crap in his car or the adrenaline would help you hold on until you get to jail.
Boom!
Run into the bathroom, yell fire, poop in a toilet after they leave, then sit back and laugh with my friend.
I'd poop in JrDude's face.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on January 07, 2008, 03:44:41 PM
Ha!
I have the answer.
Eat the cops donut.
He'll take you in his car downtown to the station.
At this point you could crap in his car or the adrenaline would help you hold on until you get to jail.
Boom!
Win
OK, either, poop in the trash can, or go to another bathroom and take your poop there.
Wow... this thread gets a new reply every day, without me bumping it :O
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
1. Whatever you say.
2.
C3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
1. Whatever you say.
2. C
3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.
And yet you insist on stalking me, like I supposedly stalk LG, and try to make me look bad/flame me whenever I post?
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 08, 2008, 04:21:39 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 08, 2008, 04:17:45 PM
Quote from: JrDude on January 06, 2008, 11:05:31 PM
1. I said everything's closed except that place (kinda).
2. There are guys outside with a camera, therefore not bein' to s*** out there, even if there was a dog.
3. If you knocked out the gay guy, it would make noise, or he would make noise, and the cop would get you in trouble.
4. And whatever LatiosBoy said, is incorrect.
5. I did think of this randomly.
6. I do need medical help.
1. So then you want a messed-up answer.
2. Duh?
3. Uh... wouldn't you just TELL the cop that there's a gay pedo in there???
4. Yeah, probably just because I was the one who said it... >_>
5. Suuuuure you did.
6. We already knew that...
1. Whatever you say.
2. C
3. Cops can't arrest someone for bein' gay.
4. I barely know you.
5. Thank you for agreeing.
6. Well someone ASKED so I answered.
And yet you insist on stalking me, like I supposedly stalk LG, and try to make me look bad/flame me whenever I post?
I don't stalk you o.o, stop dreamin' homie
BTW, the thing the gay guy said could be considered a threat, which is an unlawful offense that can result in being arrested.
dump my ass in a plastic bag, then toss it at the bullies. Whip them with my belt, then ask the hot girl out....
Quote from: extraz on January 09, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
then ask the hot girl out....
Before or after putting your belt back on?
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 09, 2008, 12:35:47 PM
Quote from: extraz on January 09, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
then ask the hot girl out....
Before or after putting your belt back on?
Dude, you need to keep the belt off, just incase she misbahaves (:P)
I read the whole freakin thing and I have an answer. You ask your friends for a paper bag, go into the boy's bathroom and poop in it. When they ask you what happened to the bag, you say that some gay guy in there raped it. You wait there, for your dream girl to come out, drive her home, take a shower, and get into a dark room to... reproduce. Problem solved! Oh, and you wipe your ass with the bag after your done, and throw it at the gay guy.
What is pie?
Is that correct? :-\