A Very Hard Question I Thought Of Randomly.

[clompy]

go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7

[clompy]

go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7

definitely not a political commentary, right there

[Ares300]

go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7

definitely not a political commentary, right there

What would 'W' do?

[Jono2]

whatever you did in this situation

because you obviously didn't think of this randomly.


and if you did,

leave the mall, find an alleyway, go there.

[phatyo]

Shit behind my car.

[L10]

i would find the nearest grocery store that's open 24/7 (like shop-rite) and buy diapers.....yep i would use them too >.>

that or i would get ahead of the girls, hiding my head and run into the girls bathroom and lock myself in a stall and wait for them to leave before i do

[WiinolikePS3]

Hold it. I NEVER go in public bathrooms. Unless its like a one person bathroom with a lock. I've held in a crap for a week once while I was in Mexico on vacation. Why did I just tell you that?

The story made up the facts for you. You cannot hold it.

Fine. If I was sure I couldn't hold it, i'd... Well you never said the girls bathroom stalls were full...

But I did say you're dream girl was in there

Look, you obviously want us to say,

"We go in the girls bathroom, the girl of your dreams and the girl who can't keep secrets sees you, then the girl who can't keep secrets tells everyone about your little problem, the cop thinks you're trying to rape someone, then the girl who can't keep secrets tells everyone you tried to rape the girl of your dreams."

Happy?

[THEEVILSPERKY]

i would find the nearest grocery store that's open 24/7 (like shop-rite) and buy diapers.....yep i would use them too >.>

that or i would get ahead of the girls, hiding my head and run into the girls bathroom and lock myself in a stall and wait for them to leave before i do

The Shop-Rite nearest me closes at midnight every night.  Also.. not everyone will be familiar with that chain.. since it's only in about 3 states maybe...

Anyways.. for the original question.. wtf?  If I had something that bad coming on, I would've known earlier and taken care of it.  If for some reason I decided not to.. which would never happen.. I'd ask my friends to take me to some fast food joint, the first one we see, and do that.  Why would I go to a mall?  Why such specific parameters for the situation.. what are you trying to get out of it?  Do you foresee this happening to you or something..?

[Tsu]

You thought of that randomly?

Seek professional help.

[TheAnonymusElmo]

who was driving?

[ROOk15]

go find a bush outside

the great outdoors is available 24/7

definitely not a political commentary, right there

"that's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year" Will Ferrel's Bush skit on SNl lol

[yes.derek]

^{Eat the cop's doughnut}

[OmegaPapyrus]

1. Find dog
2. Take poop next to dog
3. Blame dog
4. Ask cop for doughnut

[farf]

I'd kill anyone who opposed me

[Rius]

Tell the cop what the gay guy said, and will go interrogate him. Meanwhile, the commotion will make the guys in the stall hurry to see what's going on. Problem solved.