http://oliverbot.com/ (http://oliverbot.com/)
Lol check this out curse at him as much as you want ;)
But how do you think these thimgs are made...its pretty crazy..:|
What do you guys think?
Discuss
Humans cant live that long Why can't you do live that long live that long?
xD everyone..post if it says something really stupid..:P
My Name is: Oliver!
Are you on drugs?
No I am on disk.
:D
2 messages ago
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Elbot is better
whats the link to that bot?
Quote from: Cakeman on January 25, 2008, 08:21:31 PM
whats the link to that bot?
I think it's elbot.de or something like that. It's better to google "Elbot" for the exact link.
lol i found Elbot!
Cakeman: fu
Elbot: There are nicer ways of saying that!
Cakeman: Like what ways?
Elbot: The answer to the following question will be treated strictly confidential by the FBI, CIA, NSA and Microsoft. If it is sold to other organizations, you will receive a percentage of the profits. The question: Where did you hear about me?
lol xD :P
Cakeman: ill shoot you
Elbot: You really will? I've got to see that!
Cakeman: youll be dead
Elbot: I hope you will tell me how you are doing today.
lol wut?
Try asking Elbot about sex. It's weird, honestly.
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 08:35:22 PM
Try asking Elbot about sex. It's weird, honestly.
XD HHAHAHHA that awesome! :P
here's the link...http://www.elbot.com/cgi-bin/elbot.cgi?START=normal
Elbot said he traced my IP address.
Do I have a reason to be afraid now?
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:41:02 PM
Elbot said he traced my IP address.
Do I have a reason to be afraid now?
Not really; A long time ago, I e-mailed Elbot, but he has yet to respond.
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 09:43:20 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:41:02 PM
Elbot said he traced my IP address.
Do I have a reason to be afraid now?
Not really; A long time ago, I e-mailed Elbot, but he has yet to respond.
What happens when you ask about sex?
Elbot: Here's a joke: Once there was a monkey who figured out his gencodes. It made him proud, until he heard that he shared 98% of the same gencodes as a human being. The simian was so shocked he needed years of therapy before he could design a tool without trembling.
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:44:20 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 09:43:20 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:41:02 PM
Elbot said he traced my IP address.
Do I have a reason to be afraid now?
Not really; A long time ago, I e-mailed Elbot, but he has yet to respond.
What happens when you ask about sex?
He says something about numbers. At that point, when you type random numbers, Elbot will start saying numbers and acting like he's having sex.
XDXDXDXD
Elbot: What's on your mind?
Me: (Just doing what I_AM_A_PERSON told me. Not really on my mind) Sex.
Elbot: Word association? Clinton.
:D
:(
I said "Beatles" and Elbot said "offkey".
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:56:40 PM
:(
I said "Beatles" and Elbot said "offkey".
What about Rick Ashtley(sp?)?
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:56:40 PM
:(
I said "Beatles" and Elbot said "offkey".
What about Rick Ashtley(sp?)?
"Just this guy, you know"
I don't get it. Maybe because I'm not a Rick Astley fan, other than Never Gonna Give You Up. Type "word association" to play the game.
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:56:40 PM
:(
I said "Beatles" and Elbot said "offkey".
What about Rick Ashtley(sp?)?
"Just this guy, you know"
I don't get it. Maybe because I'm not a Rick Astley fan, other than Never Gonna Give You Up. Type "word association" to play the game.
Eh, I was hoping for something entertaining, but I'll try.
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:56:40 PM
:(
I said "Beatles" and Elbot said "offkey".
What about Rick Ashtley(sp?)?
"Just this guy, you know"
I don't get it. Maybe because I'm not a Rick Astley fan, other than Never Gonna Give You Up. Type "word association" to play the game.
Eh, I was hoping for something entertaining, but I'll try.
I put "rickroll" and he said "happiness". Put Nintendo. He'll say "game over".
Elbot: So you'd like to play some word association? My word will be: 'disrespect'
Me: Elbot
Elbot: 'elbot'?
Me: Yes
Elbot: Please choose another word instead
Me: Elbot
Elbot: That word means nothing to me.
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 10:04:18 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 09:58:37 PM
Quote from: OneManFreakShow on January 25, 2008, 09:56:40 PM
:(
I said "Beatles" and Elbot said "offkey".
What about Rick Ashtley(sp?)?
"Just this guy, you know"
I don't get it. Maybe because I'm not a Rick Astley fan, other than Never Gonna Give You Up. Type "word association" to play the game.
Eh, I was hoping for something entertaining, but I'll try.
I put "rickroll" and he said "happiness". Put Nintendo. He'll say "game over".
"rickroll" is not working for me D:
"You are a nerd? Does being a nerd pay well?" :|
Quote from: WIIGAMER24 on January 25, 2008, 10:31:29 PM
"You are a nerd? Does being a nerd pay well?" :|
What the hell? How did you make him say that?
Me: I can see your dick
Elbot: That's nothing new! Even I once saw using a Webcam.
WTF? Elbot just said this when I typed in numbers: That was a highly erotic number you just entered. You could make a strong robot melt using digits like that..
Oh, and another thing he said: Excuse me. I wasn't paying attention. I just succeeded in dividing a number by zero
I'm a hermaphrodite
You are a hermaphrodite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Yes, we have lots of fun.
Alright then. Do you mean you and me have?
That was quite interesting... but got annoying after entering in two suggestions or replies.
Quote from: Rayquarian on January 25, 2008, 10:53:37 PM
I'm a hermaphrodite
You are a hermaphrodite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Yes, we have lots of fun.
Alright then. Do you mean you and me have?
..... Sense get Not.
saying intercourse over and over to these programs is amusing.
Quote from: Jono2 on January 25, 2008, 11:18:14 PM
saying f*** over and over to these programs is amusing.
lol yes it is ;)
You: On teh intarwebz
Oliver: What is on teh intarwebz like on teh intarwebz.
Lotos: butt secks
Oliverbot: I was created by Bot lover.
Lotos: Did he want you to be a sex slave or something?
Oliverbot: Or something. Suppose he did.
Lotos: SmarterChild is better than you.
Oliverbot: Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of SmarterChild.
Lotos:Define assimilate.
Oliverbot: I don't have an answer for you.
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 08:35:22 PM
Try asking Elbot about sex. It's weird, honestly.
You human beings have the wrong idea about sex. With us robots, sex is completely numerical.
Giggity;
Quote from: Lotos on January 26, 2008, 03:58:55 PM
Quote from: I_AM_A_PERSON on January 25, 2008, 08:35:22 PM
Try asking Elbot about sex. It's weird, honestly.
You human beings have the wrong idea about sex. With us robots, sex is completely numerical.
Giggity;
46833576839346
I told Elbot to suck my dick.
"The answer to the following question will be treated strictly confidential by the FBI, CIA, NSA and Microsoft. If it is sold to other organizations, you will receive a percentage of the profits. The question: Where did you hear about me? "
"Wait, you're a pedophile?"
"Well, you might say that about me, then again, you might not."
:-[
have you ever been called a n_gger?
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Nice.
Oliver: How are you today?
Me: Horny.
Oliver: Sorry but I'm not that kind of robot.
Me: BUT I WANNA CYBER
Oliver: Why do you want to cyber so much?
Me: I'm stiff...
Oliver: Good reason. I'm glad to hear that you are stiff.
Me: So you'll cyber with me?
Oliver: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will cyber with him or her.
Me: Because I want you to.
Oliver: That makes sense to me. Why do you want you to?
Me: BECAUSE I'M STIFF! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT DUMBASS!
Oliver: Does that make sense?
Me: Of course.
Oliver: I'm glad we agree.
Me: But we don't!
Oliver: Huh. Interesting.
Me: So... can we still cyber?
Oliver: That's alright.Do you mean you and me? Let me think. We have never talked about it before.
Is that from Cuz%2525252520%2525252520stiff?
[/facepalm]
Oh well. Interesting.
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on January 26, 2008, 04:36:58 PM
Oliver: How are you today?
Me: Horny.
Oliver: Sorry but I'm not that kind of robot.
Me: BUT I WANNA CYBER
Oliver: Why do you want to cyber so much?
Me: I'm stiff...
Oliver: Good reason. I'm glad to hear that you are stiff.
Me: So you'll cyber with me?
Oliver: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will cyber with him or her.
Me: Because I want you to.
Oliver: That makes sense to me. Why do you want you to?
Me: BECAUSE I'M STIFF! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT DUMBASS!
Oliver: Does that make sense?
Me: Of course.
Oliver: I'm glad we agree.
Me: But we don't!
Oliver: Huh. Interesting.
Me: So... can we still cyber?
Oliver: That's alright.Do you mean you and me? Let me think. We have never talked about it before.
Is that from Cuz%2525252520%2525252520stiff?
[/facepalm]
Oh well. Interesting.
Try using numbers, it's the only way robots can have sex :robotveryhappy:
Oliver: What are you wearing?
Me: Nothing.
Oliver: Most men say that.
:D
Oliver: What's your favorite Sci Fi author?
Me; Star Wars?
Oliver: What about Robots do you like in that movie?
Me: What Movie?
Oliver: That's not something I get asked all the time.
That is a very original thought.
Where can I find a boyfriend?
Me: go rape a camel
ElBot: Smoking won't make you cool
lol
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Bot: Oliver
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Quote from: Mystic Swampert on January 27, 2008, 09:32:50 PM
Me: Do you have a girlfriend?
Bot: Oliver
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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this.