If you HAD to destroy the earth, and had God-Like power at your disposal, how would you destroy it?
Slowly. Just me shooting huge fireballs at people. One family at a time. ::)
Quote from: CrazyGamer on February 03, 2008, 10:29:25 AM
If you HAD to destroy the earth, and had God-Like power at your disposal, how would you destroy it?
Shut down every McDonalds in the world.
And then laugh.
Cut off all cell phone service and watch people slowly go insane. Also, destroy all the iPods.
make all of the oil disappear, then cut the power, then introduce an incurable water-borne virus that has a dormant period of 100 days.
I will abolish Fire Emblem from existence and watch as people go crazy and kill themselves in grief.
1)Get rid of porn
2)Change the sexuality of everyone
3)Get rid of fast food
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5)Profit
Send a virus and destro Myspace and laugh as people go crazy :D
I mean it :|
Take away things slowly.
Starting with McDonalds.
Then Football.
Then Tobacco.
Use ways to make them slowly go crazy.
Kill off random people to make them panic, flood coastal areas, black out the sun for one day, destroy all gasoline sources, decrease gravity, destroy Google, Myspace, Cell phones, and cars to signal the end of the world, and, at the end, make the Earth's orbit be gradually pulled away from the sun.
Quote from: bluaki on February 03, 2008, 11:25:52 AM
Use ways to make them slowly go crazy.
Kill off random people to make them panic, flood coastal areas, black out the sun for one day, destroy all gasoline sources, decrease gravity, destroy Google, Myspace, Cell phones, and cars to signal the end of the world, and, at the end, make the Earth's orbit be gradually pulled away from the sun.
how did I not think of that?
I'd make it go slowly toward the sun so that people would burn alive. :P
I dunno..I never thought i'd be asked this question so i'd never thought about it...
I'd make it so sex was painful.
Quote from: bluaki on February 03, 2008, 11:25:52 AM
Use ways to make them slowly go crazy.
Kill off random people to make them panic, flood coastal areas, black out the sun for one day, destroy all gasoline sources, decrease gravity, destroy Google, Myspace, Cell phones, and cars to signal the end of the world, and, at the end, make the Earth's orbit be gradually pulled away from the sun.
Agreed.
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on February 03, 2008, 12:36:29 PM
I'd make it so sex was painful.
Winner.
And Blukai comes in 2nd.
Quote from: Trini on February 03, 2008, 12:56:49 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on February 03, 2008, 12:36:29 PM
I'd make it so sex was painful.
Winner.
And Blukai comes in 2nd.
except that bluaki's idea would actually kill the human race. depending on how painful sex was, people would struggle through it. :P
Quote from: Jono2 on February 03, 2008, 12:58:43 PM
Quote from: Trini on February 03, 2008, 12:56:49 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on February 03, 2008, 12:36:29 PM
I'd make it so sex was painful.
Winner.
And Blukai comes in 2nd.
except that bluaki's idea would actually kill the human race. depending on how painful sex was, people would struggle through it. :P
What if it was too painful to struggle through. :o
You could of course, be evil enough to delete sexual organs... :O
I'd invent a cure for cancer that comes from measles, but instantly kills 90% of humans and turns over half of the remaining people into super zombies and the only person that could remain alive is Will Smith and his dog Sam.
Quote from: darkmariov2 on February 03, 2008, 01:01:41 PM
I'd invent a cure for cancer that comes from measles, but instantly kills 90% of humans and turns over half of the remaining people into super zombies and the only person that could remain alive is Will Smith and his dog Sam.
I would then kill his dog Sam.
also, lol, first rankup in 32 months.
Quote from: Jono2 on February 03, 2008, 01:04:42 PM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on February 03, 2008, 01:01:41 PM
I'd invent a cure for cancer that comes from measles, but instantly kills 90% of humans and turns over half of the remaining people into super zombies and the only person that could remain alive is Will Smith and his dog Sam.
I would then kill his dog Sam.
also, lol, first rankup in 32 months.
spoiler warnings next time fagit
Take away air
Win.
Take away magnetism and see what happens.
Quote from: Trini on February 03, 2008, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on February 03, 2008, 12:58:43 PM
Quote from: Trini on February 03, 2008, 12:56:49 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on February 03, 2008, 12:36:29 PM
I'd make it so sex was painful.
Winner.
And Blukai comes in 2nd.
except that bluaki's idea would actually kill the human race. depending on how painful sex was, people would struggle through it. :P
What if it was too painful to struggle through. :o
I'd make it agonizing.
Implosion.
I'd rename the planet so technically there would be no Earth to destroy.
Create a gabber track so banging that it makes earthquakes and everything refracts light so that it's like an Armageddon rave.
put everyone like my family and friends on a different planet that i make thats exactly like earth and make slaves to do whatever we want. then i blow it all to poop by summoning meteor!!!
:O
Make all the music in the world into Kanye West songs
Turn into a giant, mechanical planet and eat Earth.
Step 1 : Cause an epic pandemic
Step 2 : Permanently crash the internet
Step 3 : Cause US Stock Market to Collapse -> World Econ Collapse-> Nuke War until!
Step 4 : All communication systems stop working!
Step 5 : All electrical powered things stop working!!!
Step 6 : Yellow Stone Blows Up!
Step 7 : A bunch of little Meteors hit the Planet
Step 8 : Having sex has a 90% chance of instantly killing you.
Step 9 : Slowly set fire to the Planet
Step 10 : Comet hits Earth and everyone dies.
[spoiler]Step 11 : Profit[/spoiler]
Miasma all over. =]
I would probably throw small meteors at major cities for a while and watch people run a scream. Then get one big one and throw it at the United States, knocking the Earth out of orbit and into the Sun. Mabe while on its way to the Sun I will make the Super Volcano under Yellowstone errupt...
Or I will just slowly take things away (Like cell phones and internet) and watch people destroy themselves. Mabe they will even start a nuke war and just quickly kill themselves off :)
OR - Wait, i'll stop. So many choices (-Insert evil smiley here-)
1.Get rid of porn then wait slowly how everyone will go insane!
2.Close down every fast food place !
3. Make it so no more cable tv or digital ect. can work on earth no more :)
4.Make gas prices in the million, Its still there but no one will be able to affored it.
5.make it so theres only chick food left to eat.
then just watch how man will destroy itself.
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 03, 2008, 01:40:36 PM
Turn into a giant, mechanical planet and eat Earth.
like Unicron? I would ride a giant nuclear bomb dropped from a plane that would trigger a doomsday machine
Quote from: Commissar Torgo on February 03, 2008, 02:52:14 PM
Quote from: mecha_fang on February 03, 2008, 01:40:36 PM
Turn into a giant, mechanical planet and eat Earth.
like Unicron? I would ride a giant nuclear bomb dropped from a plane that would trigger a doomsday machine
Unicron = epic win.
It would be very simple, all i would have to do is destroy the internet, and bomb all fast-food places.
Quote from: Phaze on February 03, 2008, 01:58:37 PM
I would probably throw small meteors at major cities for a while and watch people run a scream. Then get one big one and throw it at the United States, knocking the Earth out of orbit and into the Sun. Mabe while on its way to the Sun I will make the Super Volcano under Yellowstone errupt...
Or I will just slowly take things away (Like cell phones and internet) and watch people destroy themselves. Mabe they will even start a nuke war and just quickly kill themselves off :)
OR - Wait, i'll stop. So many choices (-Insert evil smiley here-) >:D
Happy? >:D
Quote from: HoganM on February 03, 2008, 10:52:57 AM
Kill off fast food, cellphones, and American Football, and watch people go insane
I still got Hockey, yes.
I'd set chuck norris loose on them all then turn water into fire
I'd call upon the spartans and double their numbers, no TRIPLE THEIR NUMBERS!!! >:D
i'd make Sakurai clones and tell them to take over and destroy the earth...:|?
Super Final Galick Burning Big Bang KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unleash a giant Rose O'Donnel on the world! >:D
Quote from: Shujinco on February 03, 2008, 05:57:15 PM
Unleash a giant Rose O'Donnel on the world! >:D
worse, a robotic Richard Simmons
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on February 03, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
:O
Make all the music in the world into Kanye West songs
I'm afraid there will be some survivors sir.
Kill everyone instantly.
To solutions
A) I would leave for Mars. My leaving would destroy everyone, that's how awesome I am
B) Unleash the monster from Cloverfield and remove all fire arms from humans. WATCH THE FOOLS SUFFER!
I would super heat the air and watch as everyone's lungs BURN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ahem*
Unwillingly I would have two other planets crash into earth.The less pain the better.
Quote from: Ares300 on February 03, 2008, 05:16:45 PM
Super Final Galick Burning Big Bang KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Win. :D
Quote from: Trini on February 03, 2008, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on February 03, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
:O
Make all the music in the world into Kanye West songs
I'm afraid there will be some survivors sir.
Yeah, kanye west would be the only survivor.
Then, we watch as he slowly shrivels away.
I would destory it with fire
exatly how?
I think i would make the earth's core slowly get bigger :)
hmm.....
FALCON PAWNCH!!
I'm suprised no one has said that yet...:D
Quote from: Saraneth on February 03, 2008, 07:58:58 PM
To solutions
A) I would leave for Mars. My leaving would destroy everyone, that's how awesome I am
B) Unleash the monster from Cloverfield and remove all fire arms from humans. WATCH THE FOOLS SUFFER!
That wouldn't destroy the world.
Or, I'd punch the planet into smithereens, thus causing a Crisis across the multiverse.
I'd make it utterly short, to avoid having people suffer. The best way would be to teleport the Earth into the Sun.
Quote from: Triforceman22 on February 04, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
hmm.....
FALCON PAWNCH!!
I'm suprised no one has said that yet...:D
LOL. Look up in the sky! It fire in the shape of a falcon, everybody run!
Quote from: Sports1 on February 03, 2008, 03:16:15 PM
Quote from: HoganM on February 03, 2008, 10:52:57 AM
Kill off fast food, cellphones, and American Football, and watch people go insane
I still got Hockey, yes.
...:| if your saying we Canidians suck in your avatar then dont like hockey all to much... :|
I'd make fapping be deadly, and sex would cause you to explode like a nuclear bomb.
The earth wouldn't last 10 minutes.