NOW. D<
Once upon a time there was a Blaziken that decided everyone hated him. He ended up becoming rich and powerful and never found a love to share it with. Why? Because who knows or who really cares.
The end.
Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
Quote from: Riosan on March 12, 2008, 03:24:22 AM
Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
spongebob !!
Once upon a time there was a... Mexican.. Don.... In Iraq. His name was Don Hernandez. Sitting in a concrete tower for 12 hours with a machine gun pointed towards a huge crowd. At the last hour of his shift. He mad his pants. But no one knew thanks to his crotch pad.
The moral of the story, don't drink 5 liters of water without taking a piss.
Quote from: Riosan on March 12, 2008, 03:24:22 AM
Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
You beat me to it :D
once upon a time there was an amazing guy named Extra who found a magic sword in a pumpkin pie and....yadayadayada.....the end.
In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage ?
lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6: and so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn`t kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
Why are you crying so?
Albi: I`m crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it`s because I`m so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you`ll make it dirty.
Boy: No Albi, it`s not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don`t like you and I...because...well because we`re different to them.
And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn`t racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
She.
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Once a upon a time there was a magical placed called. THE END.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Haha you have a penis. :D
lol at the people who thought Red was a girl.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "
I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
I may have to do that as well. D:
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:10:46 PM
Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(
Will you tuck me in? :3
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:12:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 06:11:16 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:10:46 PM
Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(
Will you tuck me in? :3
Of course. :3
You never tuck me in, Silver. :(
Because you've never asked. :(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:17:07 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:12:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 06:11:16 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:10:46 PM
Once upon a time, the end.
GETCHER ASS TO BED >:(
Will you tuck me in? :3
Of course. :3
You never tuck me in, Silver. :(
Because you've never asked. :(
Will you tuck me in Silver?
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(
lol jk jk ur not ugli
So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.
The End.
Quote from: Smashin on March 12, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(
lol jk jk ur not ugli
So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.
The End.
Also
as of last week.
Grapefruit=Smashin
Quote from: Sceptile on March 12, 2008, 06:21:20 PM
Quote from: Smashin on March 12, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(
lol jk jk ur not ugli
So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.
The End.
Also
as of last week.
Grapefruit=Smashin
NO. I AM NOT GRAPEFRUIT. SHUT UP.
Quote from: Smashin on March 12, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(
lol jk jk ur not ugli
So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.
The End.
What a wild imagination you have.
Now get the intercourse back in there. >:(
Quote from: Smashin on March 12, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(
lol jk jk ur not ugli
So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.
The End.
That was teh most awsomest, romantical story I ever heard. :B
Quote from: Smashin on March 12, 2008, 06:23:59 PM
Quote from: Sceptile on March 12, 2008, 06:21:20 PM
Quote from: Smashin on March 12, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
I know it's a story, but please try for more realism. =(
lol jk jk ur not ugli
So. Once upon a time there was a hooker named Ms. Falcon. She was actually a human, but not everyone knew that. So one day, this guy Grapefruit got caught making out with her, and Silver walked in. Well, being a hawk, Silver despises falcons, he didn't waste any time trying to be logical, no. He killed Ms. Falcon and imprisoned Grapefruit in his nest for three weeks. He finally let him out because he was bored and wanted Grapefruit to entertain him. But no. Grapefruit refused to be his sex kitten for he had rights as a fruit (unlike that hooker, of course) and went on strike. This eventually worked, forcing Silver to be kinder and more considerate of Grapefruit, and Grapefruit was once again one happy fruit.
The End.
Also
as of last week.
Grapefruit=Smashin
NO. I AM NOT GRAPEFRUIT. SHUT UP.
8:25:05 PM) Ludwig3: GRAPEFRUIT=SMASHIN
(8:25:08 PM) Ludwig3: that is all.
(8:25:15 PM) Grapefruit: SHUT UP
(8:25:23 PM) Ludwig3: I knew it.
Oh hai what's this?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 12, 2008, 06:24:24 PM
What a wild imagination you have.
Now get the f*** back in there. >:(
I'll go when I'm ready, you horrible bird. I don't know why I just don't run off.
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 06:25:03 PM
That was teh most awsomest, romantical story I ever heard. :B
I know, it even had like a moral and stuff. =D
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
Erm, not really.
Quote from: Blaziken on March 12, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
Erm, not really.
What? You don't think i'm sexy? :(
Or atleast pretty or something? :(
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on March 12, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
Erm, not really.
What? You don't think i'm sexy? :(
Or atleast pretty or something? :(
I haven't really seen any pictures of you. Where's the ones from the party?
Quote from: Blaziken on March 12, 2008, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on March 12, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
Erm, not really.
What? You don't think i'm sexy? :(
Or atleast pretty or something? :(
I haven't really seen any pictures of you. Where's the ones from the party?
My friend is being a lazy ass and she won't intercourse ing send me them. :(
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 07:40:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on March 12, 2008, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on March 12, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 12, 2008, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on March 12, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on March 12, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
There once was a user named Redpaige13. He told everyone to tell him a bedtime story....
HE WAS BEHEADED!!!!!! :P
Dx
I'm a girl, dangit!!!
Aw, Paige. :(
It's okay, i've been mistaken for a guy many times, which is why I have "I'M A GIRL" in my sig. :O
Anyways, once upon a time, there was a sexy girl named Talim and she was so sexy that everyone bowed down to here because of her sexiness....the end. :)
Erm, not really.
What? You don't think i'm sexy? :(
Or atleast pretty or something? :(
I haven't really seen any pictures of you. Where's the ones from the party?
My friend is being a lazy ass and she won't intercourse ing send me them. :(
...
tell your friend to stop being lazy.
Laziness=worst enemy.
Once upon a time there was a 10 year old girl who made a Myspace, she added a cool looking 14 year old, that night when she went to bed a strange 40 year old man came into her room and violently raped her, then, outside, 4CHAN PARTY VAN! The end.
Quote from: Darklink on March 13, 2008, 04:16:11 PM
Once upon a time there was a 10 year old girl who made a Myspace, she added a cool looking 14 year old, that night when she went to bed a strange 40 year old man came into her room and violently raped her, then, outside, 4CHAN PARTY VAN! The end.
....o.o
Quote from: Talim2004 on March 13, 2008, 08:34:51 PM
Quote from: Darklink on March 13, 2008, 04:16:11 PM
Once upon a time there was a 10 year old girl who made a Myspace, she added a cool looking 14 year old, that night when she went to bed a strange 40 year old man came into her room and violently raped her, then, outside, 4CHAN PARTY VAN! The end.
....o.o
Must go to 4chan to find it funny.
Once upon a time, a boy asked a girl to marry him. She said no. He lived happily ever after. The end.
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on March 13, 2008, 09:58:44 PM
Once upon a time, a boy asked a girl to marry him. She said no. He lived happily ever after. The end.
This boy's name was Blaziken.
Quote from: mackormoses on March 13, 2008, 09:59:57 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on March 13, 2008, 09:58:44 PM
Once upon a time, a boy asked a girl to marry him. She said no. He lived happily ever after. The end.
This boy's name was Blaziken.
I hate you too.
Quote from: Blaziken on March 13, 2008, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on March 13, 2008, 09:59:57 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on March 13, 2008, 09:58:44 PM
Once upon a time, a boy asked a girl to marry him. She said no. He lived happily ever after. The end.
This boy's name was Blaziken.
I hate you too.
/me sings "Can you feel the love tonight?"