Some examples are:
If you were a finger and I was a light switch you'd turn me on.
If you were Spock's phaser, you would be set to stun.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
Now you post...
I've never heard anyone use pick-up lines before. And as far as I know, there are no goods ones and you're not supposed to be using them in the first place. If a girl falls for one they must be pretty shallow~
Quote from: Blaze-San on July 10, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
I've never heard anyone use pick-up lines before. And as far as I know, there are no goods ones and you're not supposed to be using them in the first place. If a girl falls for one they must be pretty shallow~
That's off topic the topic is what are the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard? Not says pick-up lines are usless.
P.S. These pick-up lines don't work good.
I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 10, 2008, 03:41:13 PM
I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?
That's more of a general statement from a guy.
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Quote from: Blaze-San on July 10, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 10, 2008, 03:41:13 PM
I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?
That's more of a general statement from a guy.
You've probably heard it more than once.
Go to Wikiquote and search Pick-Up lines.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 10, 2008, 03:53:02 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on July 10, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 10, 2008, 03:41:13 PM
I want to be in your vagina, despite its hairiness. Want to go out so I can eventually stick my cock in there?
That's more of a general statement from a guy.
You've probably heard it more than once.
Variations~
Rarely do people use them in real life situations, but the ones I have heard come off sitcoms, in which most people would most likely have heard them before.
"Women are like cars, they don't start purring till they hit 60."
"Is that a mirror in your pants?... because I can see myself in them."
"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
That's a good one >_>
There was a motivational poster with a few good ones on it.
Quote from: Byte on July 10, 2008, 04:36:24 PM
Go to Wikiquote and search Pick-Up lines.
Here's one:
"You know, I've read the entire pick-up line article on Wikiquote."
Quote from: Blaze-San on July 10, 2008, 03:36:46 PM
I've never heard anyone use pick-up lines before. And as far as I know, there are no goods ones and you're not supposed to be using them in the first place. If a girl falls for one they must be pretty shallow~
Very true.
Oh, I don't even bother looking up pickup lines because all of them are s***.
"I'd let your basilisk into my chamber of secrets"
"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"
"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"
"You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime"
Worst nerd pick-up lines EVER
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"I'd let your basilisk into my chamber of secrets"
"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"
"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"
"You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime"
Worst nerd pick-up lines EVER
I lol'd at all of those. :D
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"
8)
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 10, 2008, 06:48:05 PM
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?"
8)
Too bad it's not a bone, otherwise it would be funny.
"You're pretty, I'm not. Opposites attract. <3"
Quote from: Phaze on July 10, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
"I'd let your basilisk into my chamber of secrets"
"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"
"You have 206 bones in your body? want one more?"
"You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime"
Worst nerd pick-up lines EVER
You being a nerd would know them.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 10, 2008, 06:53:16 PM
"You're pretty, I'm not. Opposites attract. <3"
^^^Probably the only one that has the slightest chance of working.
Uhh... I dunno, this one is popular (as a joke) at my school:
"Hey, I lost my virginity, can I borrow yours?"
"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared because then together we would be one.
I wish I were your first derivative because then I could lie tangent to your curve.
BAM!
Your GUI is impressive. Mind if I beta-test?
Know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Can we have sex?
Need a map? You were running through my mind all last night. Screaming.
Quote from: `Matt` on July 10, 2008, 05:02:04 PM
"Is that a mirror in your pants?... because I can see myself in them."
Someone said that to my friend's sister, and she punched him in the face.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 10, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Best pickup line ever.
Quote from: Ugawa on July 11, 2008, 05:07:19 AM
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared because then together we would be one.
I wish I were your first derivative because then I could lie tangent to your curve.
BAM!
Sadly those are common where I'll be attending college.
Quote from: Ugawa on July 11, 2008, 05:07:19 AM
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosine squared because then together we would be one.
I wish I were your first derivative because then I could lie tangent to your curve.
BAM!
You win.
Does your family own a bakery because you have nice buns....
blech
Watching an episode of that Snoop Dog reality show:
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you."
So terrible.
If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.
cos+sin=1
ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.
Quote from: xiaou on July 14, 2008, 06:28:28 PM
If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.
cos+sin=1
ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.
Advanced? Ehh...no.
Quote from: Mystic Fury on July 14, 2008, 06:36:22 PM
Quote from: xiaou on July 14, 2008, 06:28:28 PM
If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.
cos+sin=1
ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.
Advanced? Ehh...no.
Well the logic isn't advanced. xD
GUY- is your dad a robbber
GIRL- no?
GUY- well he must be cause he stole the stars out of the skies and put them in your eyes
Did you just break wind because you just blew me away 8)
A guy at the deli at the local grocery store was hitting on a female customer and actually said the following...
"So.. do you shop here often?"
She quickly and politely explained she was engaged and seemed a bit offended and uncomfortable, haha.
My friend working back in the deli died laughing 'cause he watched this transpire. xD
I kinda feel bad for the guy.. 'cause he's clueless..
I DO use pick-up lines.. but only to be corny when I'm already with someone. =P
They'll be random and spontaneous and come out at the perfect moments to be funny at the right time and whatnot.. yeah... o.o
Me: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Pretty Girl: "...how much?"
Me: "Enough to break the ice."
"If you were a gun, you would be set to Stun." >.>;
Quote from: xiaou on July 14, 2008, 06:28:28 PM
If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.
cos+sin=1
ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.
Um, that's not even correct.
Cos^2(angle)+sin^2(angle)=1, actually. They need to be squared. =P