What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 28, 2008, 09:11:24 PM
What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.
... This topic is sick. You either insult Mac or insult your own country.
Well, The US would win, but Canada would cut off oil exports to US and the US would lose it's biggest energy provider.
But yeah, US would win.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 28, 2008, 09:11:24 PM
What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.
Mexico would win.
Quote from: Ridley on July 28, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 28, 2008, 09:11:24 PM
What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.
... This topic is sick. You either insult Mac or insult your own country.
Both suck. But the US would win.
There are some hilarious Pearls before swine comics where Rat tries to win a campaign by saying they will start a war with Mexico and take all their tacos. :D
Canada is gay. Go America.
America would win by sheer force.
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 28, 2008, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Ridley on July 28, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on July 28, 2008, 09:11:24 PM
What is better? Who would win a war? You decide. It should be pretty obvious, unless you are a dumbass.
... This topic is sick. You either insult Mac or insult your own country.
Both suck. But the US would win.
Quote from: Dawei on July 28, 2008, 09:15:51 PM
Canada is gay. Go America.
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
Afghanistan doesn't hate the US. The people love us(you know, we kind of like saved them and all), it's just the terrorists that hate us. +They really don't have the resources to fight. Britain would remain neutral, most likely. Israel, which has the largest per capita military in the world, loves us. Russia would ally with us purely because they want to spread north and over(like the way they planted a flag in the arctic). But really, it would all be about circumstances. Most countries would ally with whoever was in the right, and we don't really know that from this situation, which is why people were basing it as without allies, I think.
Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, ninnyes. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
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Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, b****es. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing. You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways. You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.
Quote from: Jono2 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:21 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, ninnyes. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
Well, we have a stockpile of nuclear arms. A poorly maintained and aging one.
Yes, the people that control those missiles would be stupid enough to explode a nuclear bomb over Canada if the US was losing that badly.
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Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, b****es. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing. You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways. You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.
yeah, we did. we fended off the american scum that were only interested in our land. just because we didn't gain anything in the end (neither did you) doesn't mean that we didn't win. :\
also, we held Detroit, and we should've kept it and given you Toronto so that I could go to Red Wings games without crossing the border.
....No comment. :|
We owned in world war 1.
Quote from: Triforceman22 on July 28, 2008, 10:33:27 PM
....No comment. :|
We owned in world war 1.
yes. that we did.
if the US were to attack Canada, they would quite obviously lose in the end. however, if Canada were to attack the US, I have no idea how the world's diplomats would sort that one out, lol.
Also, you weren't 100% independent until 1982.
I'm honestly surprised that didn't happen a lot earlier.
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....No comment. :|
We owned in world war 1.
yes. that we did.
if the US were to attack Canada, they would quite obviously lose in the end. however, if Canada were to attack the US, I have no idea how the world's diplomats would sort that one out, lol.
hell, pretty much every nation loves Canada for some reason.
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Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, b****es. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing. You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways. You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.
yeah, we did. we fended off the american scum that were only interested in our land. just because we didn't gain anything in the end (neither did you) doesn't mean that we didn't win. :\
also, we held Detroit, and we should've kept it and given you Toronto so that I could go to Red Wings games without crossing the border.
No.
Okay, I'll explain it to you. At the end of the revolutionary war, we signed a treaty with britain, saying that we got a certain portion of the land they held (the 13 colonies and west of them, including the area south of the great lakes), and all British forts and settlements would leave them. However, the British did not leave the area south of the great lakes, thus breaking their side of the treaty. In addition to that, British privateers (federally funded pirates) were pillaging american merchant ships. We, of course, wanted our land and wanted safety for our merchants. A war formed.
At the end of the war, the British finally left the land they said they would, and stopped pirating our ships. That is what we wanted, and we got it. I don't think that when your enemies get everything they want from a war, it means you have won.
To the other thing you posted:
If the Canadians attack the US, everyone would side with the US. We would win.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on July 28, 2008, 10:36:26 PM
Also, you weren't 100% independent until 1982.
I'm honestly surprised that didn't happen a lot earlier.
yeah, but at the same time, we could still not be "100% independent" and absolutely nothing would be different than it is now. All that was was a signed piece of paper. the big change happened at WWI when Canada was recognized as a nation.
Canadian soldiers were known as "Stormtroopers" in WW1.
Hell, I bet Lucas named the stormtroopers after us. :)
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Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, b****es. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing. You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways. You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.
yeah, we did. we fended off the american scum that were only interested in our land. just because we didn't gain anything in the end (neither did you) doesn't mean that we didn't win. :\
also, we held Detroit, and we should've kept it and given you Toronto so that I could go to Red Wings games without crossing the border.
No.
Okay, I'll explain it to you. At the end of the revolutionary war, we signed a treaty with britain, saying that we got a certain portion of the land they held (the 13 colonies and west of them, including the area south of the great lakes), and all British forts and settlements would leave them. However, the British did not leave the area south of the great lakes, thus breaking their side of the treaty. In addition to that, British privateers (federally funded pirates) were pillaging american merchant ships. We, of course, wanted our land and wanted safety for our merchants. A war formed.
At the end of the war, the British finally left the land they said they would, and stopped pirating our ships. That is what we wanted, and we got it. I don't think that when your enemies get everything they want from a war, it means you have won.
To the other thing you posted:
If the Canadians attack the US, everyone would side with the US. We would win.
lol, that is totally not the version that we were taught in school. we were taught that the US invaded for no real reason, took the british land, then tried to march upward and claim the rest of Canada.
intercourse the canadian school system :\
I guess we should take out the signs saying "1812 was an inside job"
Damn school. DX
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Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
this.
and the war of 1812, b****es. we already won once, we can DO IT AGAIN.
(yes, i know it was the british)
Um, what? How did you 'win'?
We accomplished everything we intended to, you accomplished nothing. You guys stopped pirating our ships and gave us the land we were supposed to have but you had kept anyways. You burned down the white house? We burned down the parliament, twice.
So no, you didn't win.
yeah, we did. we fended off the american scum that were only interested in our land. just because we didn't gain anything in the end (neither did you) doesn't mean that we didn't win. :\
also, we held Detroit, and we should've kept it and given you Toronto so that I could go to Red Wings games without crossing the border.
No.
Okay, I'll explain it to you. At the end of the revolutionary war, we signed a treaty with britain, saying that we got a certain portion of the land they held (the 13 colonies and west of them, including the area south of the great lakes), and all British forts and settlements would leave them. However, the British did not leave the area south of the great lakes, thus breaking their side of the treaty. In addition to that, British privateers (federally funded pirates) were pillaging american merchant ships. We, of course, wanted our land and wanted safety for our merchants. A war formed.
At the end of the war, the British finally left the land they said they would, and stopped pirating our ships. That is what we wanted, and we got it. I don't think that when your enemies get everything they want from a war, it means you have won.
To the other thing you posted:
If the Canadians attack the US, everyone would side with the US. We would win.
lol, that is totally not the version that we were taught in school. we were taught that the US invaded for no real reason, took the british land, then tried to march upward and claim the rest of Canada.
f*** the canadian school system :\
I can't argue with that. I've lived in Canada for 6 years and it bugs me how they teach it as the "War of American Aggression"
Don't get me wrong, I love you guys, just not your school system
It really isn't. We are taught that it wasn't Canada, we were also taught that it was a draw, both sides made gains. I love history, I don't want to argue this, but you must have been sleeping.
OMG x] I started this intercourse ing fad on old Insider cause being a Canadian living In the great low economic USA makes me sooo happy :]
Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 10:48:49 PM
It really isn't. We are taught that it wasn't Canada, we were also taught that it was a draw, both sides made gains. I love history, I don't want to argue this, but you must have been sleeping.
manitoba teaches things differently than Ontario, mate. we were taught that it was a victory, just like we're taught that Louis Riel is a hero, not a villain.
Dude, how it would end up is purely circumstantial. Who attacks first? That determines who gets support. Second of all, who has who for allies. For one, Israel would side with us no matter what, because we supply them with most of their weaponry. However, Canada does have a lot of harsh terrian up north that their northern soldiers would be VERY accustomed too (if I remember correctly) and might do numbers on our soldiers up north. Quite frankly, I could type up far more on what could change the outcome. It might take me a full sized post. Or more.
War can be a very complex thing. Particularly tactics.
Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 10:48:49 PM
It really isn't. We are taught that it wasn't Canada, we were also taught that it was a draw, both sides made gains. I love history, I don't want to argue this, but you must have been sleeping.
If it was already said that we were taught different ways, no matter which story is correct, now your forcing something that seems fundamentally false... D:
I'm fairly certain that the Us would win, but for no reason do I see any kind of conflict between these 2 nations sprouting any time soon.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on July 29, 2008, 09:31:28 AM
I'm fairly certain that the Us would win, but for no reason do I see any kind of conflict between these 2 nations sprouting any time soon.
without outside intervention, the chances are that the US would win. it's not a certainty, but yes, they probably would. due to superior tactics, numbers, and weaponry, the odds are for them, but they would lack the advantage of the knowledge of the terrain, and that's a major factor.
oh, plus the fact that we have most of the world's deadliest diseases sitting in Winnipeg. If we had missiles, the US would suffer immensely.
Quote from: mackormoses on July 28, 2008, 09:25:42 PM
US would actually lose. They are the most hated nation in the world, and with that, Canada would have so many allies it isn't funny. From Britain, to Afghanistan, we'd bomb your asses to hell. Face it, the Japanese are vengeful.
lol Britain. They brought Israel upon themselves by giving the Jews that land and blame us. They also are in the war on Iraq just like us. Also, most of you Canadians live within 100 miles of our border. You claim the northern land is your "backyard" in which you "vacation". Enjoy your frozen asses.
Quote from: red7js on July 29, 2008, 08:49:06 AM
For one, Israel would side with us no matter what, because we supply them with most of their weaponry.
Israel can't do poop. They leave Israel, the Arabs pwn their land.
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I'm fairly certain that the Us would win, but for no reason do I see any kind of conflict between these 2 nations sprouting any time soon.
without outside intervention, the chances are that the US would win. it's not a certainty, but yes, they probably would. due to superior tactics, numbers, and weaponry, the odds are for them, but they would lack the advantage of the knowledge of the terrain, and that's a major factor.
This. As stated before, allies are the key.
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Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on July 29, 2008, 09:31:28 AM
I'm fairly certain that the Us would win, but for no reason do I see any kind of conflict between these 2 nations sprouting any time soon.
without outside intervention, the chances are that the US would win. it's not a certainty, but yes, they probably would. due to superior tactics, numbers, and weaponry, the odds are for them, but they would lack the advantage of the knowledge of the terrain, and that's a major factor.
That depends on who invades who.
US can just bomb the entire world. We win.
Quote from: Mystic on July 29, 2008, 12:08:24 PM
US can just bomb the entire world. We win.
It's not as simple as that. What about retaliation of other nuclear powers? That would cause M.A.D. (Mutual Assurred Annihilation to those not in the know) and then we would all die due to either getting caught in the blast or by radiation. Soon everything would die due to insane levels of radiation and potential nuclear winter, except the hardiest of lifeforms.
Also, war would ensue in the time between all the catastrophe and the last remaining people would inevitably strive for a postion of power that would only last for so long due to anarchy and radiation.
Therefore, that is the only thing that kept the cold war from going hot and held nuclear attacks at bay, preventing that since they knew the dangers of M.A.D. and trying attempt a nuclear attack.
Everyone dying is better than the current state of Earth really -_-
Practically, all of the Americans are arrogant dumba**es who think that their country is the best and every other country sucks. Many people in this thread have shown that really.
If the US would start paying attention to other things, and I mean ACTUALLY paying attention to things, then US and Canada would get more resources from each other and easily develop stuff, more oil, etc.
Plus, why would we need to rage war? We're practically the same, only a good amount of things makes of different.
This thread in a nutshell:
Who is the most arrogant Canadian and American?
Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
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Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
Quote from: TheDarkChief on July 29, 2008, 03:13:45 PM
Practically, all of the Americans are arrogant dumba**es who think that their country is the best and every other country sucks. Many people in this thread have shown that really.
If the US would start paying attention to other things, and I mean ACTUALLY paying attention to things, then US and Canada would get more resources from each other and easily develop stuff, more oil, etc.
Plus, why would we need to rage war? We're practically the same, only a good amount of things makes of different.
This thread in a nutshell:
Who is the most arrogant Canadian and American?
Alberta alone is already the US's greatest energy supplier...
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Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
People who think we're arrogant. Because they won't even look to see if we really are or not.
It would depend on the circumstances. Does this war start today? A few years?
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Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
People who think we're arrogant. Because they won't even look to see if we really are or not.
a great many americans that I have met are. alot of people they interview on television are. the first words my friend heard from an american (while in the states) were "intercourse you, Canadian".
I was there. I could list quite a few other examples, but i tire of this.
yeah, the majority of americans are probably great people (haven't met all of them, so i can't say). however, you can't deny that there are some "we're on top of the world, we're the best country ever, intercourse everyone else" people.
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Quote from: Mystic on July 29, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
People who think we're arrogant. Because they won't even look to see if we really are or not.
a great many americans that I have met are. alot of people they interview on television are. the first words my friend heard from an american (while in the states) were "intercourse you, Canadian".
I was there. I could list quite a few other examples, but i tire of this.
yeah, the majority of americans are probably great people (haven't met all of them, so i can't say). however, you can't deny that there are some "we're on top of the world, we're the best country ever, intercourse everyone else" people.
There are arrogant idiots in every country, not just America.
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Quote from: Mystic on July 29, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
People who think we're arrogant. Because they won't even look to see if we really are or not.
a great many americans that I have met are. alot of people they interview on television are. the first words my friend heard from an american (while in the states) were "f*** you, Canadian".
I was there. I could list quite a few other examples, but i tire of this.
yeah, the majority of americans are probably great people (haven't met all of them, so i can't say). however, you can't deny that there are some "we're on top of the world, we're the best country ever, f*** everyone else" people.
There are arrogant idiots in every country, not just America.
America seems to have a lot of them though.
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Quote from: Mystic on July 29, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
People who think we're arrogant. Because they won't even look to see if we really are or not.
a great many americans that I have met are. alot of people they interview on television are. the first words my friend heard from an american (while in the states) were "f*** you, Canadian".
I was there. I could list quite a few other examples, but i tire of this.
yeah, the majority of americans are probably great people (haven't met all of them, so i can't say). however, you can't deny that there are some "we're on top of the world, we're the best country ever, f*** everyone else" people.
There are arrogant idiots in every country, not just America.
America seems to have a lot of them though.
So does any other country.
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Quote from: Mystic on July 29, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
Yay for baseless statements about us being arrogant. Our government is arrogant, not us.
who is more arrogant, People who think Americans are arrogant or Americans?
People who think we're arrogant. Because they won't even look to see if we really are or not.
a great many americans that I have met are. alot of people they interview on television are. the first words my friend heard from an american (while in the states) were "intercourse you, Canadian".
I was there. I could list quite a few other examples, but i tire of this.
yeah, the majority of americans are probably great people (haven't met all of them, so i can't say). however, you can't deny that there are some "we're on top of the world, we're the best country ever, intercourse everyone else" people.
There are arrogant idiots in every country, not just America.
wasn't denying that fact, but the fact that they're currently the world's only superpower means that they will likely have more than most other countries, if not all. thats how the world works. if you're the best at something, you gloat about it until someone beats you.
If its War wise, America, with its evil government...
If its Political, probably Canada, cause America Government sucks worse then Rap songs and Twizzlers.
You guys are taking this too seriously. :\
Power on can't handle the seriousness of this thread.
With all due respect, US would intercourse Canada in the poop hole when it comes to war.
Quote from: Llama_on_steroids on July 30, 2008, 12:55:42 PM
With all due respect, US would f*** Canada in the arsehole when it comes to war.
LIKE F*** THEY WILL!Canada will kick your @$$ from here to doomsday! (Which is what will happen when that war starts because it will start WW3)
US wins, because we have Vaatix.
Quote from: Riosan on July 30, 2008, 06:26:05 PM
US wins, because we have Vaatix.
True.
I'm going to say USA because I'm American and all patriotic and such. xP
Honestly I don't know much about Canada and the Canadian Army, but I do know one of their snipers holds the record for longest range kill. =o
Guys, you have to take into account those darn hocky sticks. Truly a deciding factor between victory and defeat.
Canadians would use hockey to knock out all our teeth and make us spend all our money on dental work. D:
Quote from: Totla on July 30, 2008, 09:06:01 PM
Canadians would use hockey to knock out all our teeth and make us spend all our money on dental work. D:
America's already frail health care system would collapse. Canada, have mercy!
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Canadians would use hockey to knock out all our teeth and make us spend all our money on dental work. D:
America's already frail health care system would collapse. Canada, have mercy!
We'll think about it...
Quote from: Triforceman22 on July 30, 2008, 11:23:00 AM
Power on can't handle the seriousness of this thread.
It isn't meant to be serious. That's the thing.
Stephen Colbert could destroy Canada with one wrist tied behind his back.
Here's how it would go.
First, the US would capture Terrance and Phillip. Then, we would shoot them, and Satan would emerge from Hell with his minions, including Saddam Hussein. Then someone would shoot lightning and someone would make a wish and everything would go back tonormal as if no one had attacked the other in the first place.
Quote from: Ugawa on July 31, 2008, 08:48:19 AM
Here's how it would go.
First, the US would capture Terrance and Phillip. Then, we would shoot them, and Satan would emerge from Hell with his minions, including Saddam Hussein. Then someone would shoot lightning and someone would make a wish and everything would go back tonormal as if no one had attacked the other in the first place.
That was a great movie. :D
Seems like it's happening in this thread.
Frankly, I'm against war, so who ever started it I would be against That country.
It would seem that we are the most ignorant/boastful people on the planet, but please don't base That ""Fact"" on every single American.
There are people from both countries that have switched sides.
After all, same sex marriages are legal up there, AND I heard that Marijuana is Legal up there as well (NOT AS IF, I'd ever do anything with THAT), I'm just saying. Now you tell a crack head American that and they'll move up to Canada so fast.
>_>
Not to mention I'm sure Canada is a lot less strict when it comes to it's Laws compared to America.
America- they seem to screw it up but they try to go to other countries and make peace... they help struggling civilization in other countries try to get better. Remember the Tsunami incident that happen in another country
(I forgot where), Americans everywhere pitched in money to try to help that country, despite Americas current crises within it's own Country.
So yeah, we may be a "power house" but with power comes responsibility and atleast we are willing to help.
I'm very sure there are no plans to Control the world and bomb every country. It's almost like we have all this power just to make sure that we are able to Help other countries in time of need... especially if another country is at war with another.......which is whats going on right now Sadly.
So, who cares which country would win in a mindless war. We should be thinking about peaceful ways to make the world a better place instead of killing eachother, we are All equal no matter what the Status we may hold.
Anyway- there are more good people in both countries then idiots who are ignorant/closed minded and hateful.
Tsunami hit pretty much the entire Indian Ocean islands and coastlineb if I remember right. I think Indonesia or India got hit hardest.
same sex marriage is legal in some areas of Canada, but if a same-sex couple tried to get married where I live (the southern state area of Manitoba) they wouldn't be allowed to. anywhere else in the country, probably.
the country is big enough that it has ethnic portions of land where the laws completely differ due to the feelings of the populace.
Idea: Let's all move to Japan or something and let the barbarians nuke each other, or something like that.
Quote from: Byte on July 31, 2008, 09:51:39 PM
Idea: Let's all move to Japan or something and let the barbarians nuke each other, or something like that.
why the hell would we move to Japan when we can go to Australia or England, some place that actually speaks our language :\
Quote from: Jono2 on July 31, 2008, 09:57:56 PM
Quote from: Byte on July 31, 2008, 09:51:39 PM
Idea: Let's all move to Japan or something and let the barbarians nuke each other, or something like that.
why the hell would we move to Japan when we can go to Australia or England, some place that actually speaks our language :\
I agree with Australia, but not England.
Besides, Japan is awesome.
Locked so `Matt` will stop whining at me.
Blame him.