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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Mario64 on March 21, 2009, 07:15:59 PM

Title: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mario64 on March 21, 2009, 07:15:59 PM
So, I'm in the middle of a predictiment... I love two girls, but can't decide which one I love the most... Yes, both girls say the love me, and one is my intercourse ing girlfriend, so I have no clue what to do... I met the other girl today and well, anyway... I don't know what to do and my life sucks because my mum and dad don't really approve of this girl, but I still love her... But I still love my girlfriend too... So tell the class how your life may suck my young students, and if it doesn't rue in others suckishness...

=P

I'm in physical and emotional pain what you gonna do...  =|

Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Nayrman on March 21, 2009, 07:29:15 PM
It's all hormones trust me it'll go away eventually  :robotindifferent:  :robotindifferent:  :robotindifferent:  :robotindifferent:
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Doodle on March 21, 2009, 07:31:29 PM
Uh, I don't know.
Your girlfriend would probably get ticked if you go with the other girl.
Hm...just go with your gut feeling, I guess. :-\
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Syncopathic on March 21, 2009, 07:33:14 PM
That's your penis talking.
Stay with your girlfriend.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Qsmash on March 21, 2009, 07:37:28 PM
lol hormonally stressed out teenagers.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Captain Justice on March 21, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
well since you "love" both of them.....and they both "love" you.......just pick whichever is hottest, duh.

All high school relationships are good for is sex anyways.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Gwen Khan on March 21, 2009, 08:00:05 PM
maybe this will end like that stupid anime school days...
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mystic on March 21, 2009, 08:20:19 PM
Pick the one who makes you happier.

Well, that was easy -_-
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: HTA! on March 21, 2009, 08:23:31 PM
Quote from: Echo on March 21, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
well since you "love" both of them.....and they both "love" you.......just pick whichever is hottest, duh.

All high school relationships are good for is sex anyways.
Just ask Mack
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Zovistograt on March 21, 2009, 08:33:42 PM
Quote from: Sync on March 21, 2009, 07:33:14 PM
That's your penis talking.
Stay with your girlfriend.
um...although it's put a bit bluntly here, I agree.

Really, I can understand you loving your girlfriend.  But saying you love someone else who you just met today?  If you can extend the term "love" to something that flimsy, you may have to question whether you really, truly love your girlfriend.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Macawmoses on March 21, 2009, 08:53:54 PM
Quote from: Sinbad on March 21, 2009, 08:23:31 PM
Quote from: Echo on March 21, 2009, 07:58:14 PM
well since you "love" both of them.....and they both "love" you.......just pick whichever is hottest, duh.

All high school relationships are good for is sex anyways.
Just ask Mack
I don't think you understand how things went down.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: yes.derek on March 21, 2009, 09:41:16 PM
Poor baby.
First of all, saying you love someone after one day is retarded.
Second of all, as people have previously mentioned, go for the hotter one. I would suggest picking the one with the most bountiful bottom.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Java on March 21, 2009, 09:43:57 PM
You "love" them? LOVE? Wow...
Sure you do...

Anyway, stay with your girlfriend.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Beatnik on March 21, 2009, 11:25:13 PM
If you sincerely loved your girlfriend you wouldn't even have to ask us this question.

This is the dumbest advice thread I've seen in over a year, and I've seen a lot.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on March 22, 2009, 07:11:24 AM
Quote from: Trumpy on March 21, 2009, 08:00:05 PM
maybe this will end like that stupid anime school days...
I don't think something like that could happen in real life.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: The Riddler on March 22, 2009, 07:17:54 AM
You don't love both.
You met the other today (or whatever day you posted this).
Love at first sight doesn't exist.
It's lust for the new girl.

Love sucks anyway.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 08:27:51 AM
How do you confuse lust for love?

Love: Deep emotional connection
Lust: I wanna intercourse  that.

You don't love the new girl. So if you feel the same way about your girlfriend as you do the new girl (lust), you have a huge ass motherintercourse ing problem. You just wanna intercourse  your girlfriend, she might not like that.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mario64 on March 22, 2009, 10:59:15 AM
I have an emomotial connection with both girl, and sorry for not saying this dumbasses but  I've been talking to the other girl for weeks now...

And now the other girl wants to go out with me.... Damn it
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: JrDude on March 22, 2009, 11:03:47 AM
Here's what you have to do:
Wake up.

There, all better.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Magnum on March 22, 2009, 11:07:30 AM
Quote from: JrDude on March 22, 2009, 11:03:47 AM
Here's what you have to do:
Wake up.

There, all better.
Very nice.
Listen, if you feel the same way about both of them then they must not be that much. You may consider it love, but it's just a strong respect for that person OR their parts.
My advice, become friends with both of them. GOOD friends ;-)
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Friends with benefits.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 22, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
The right thing to do here is cheat on your girlfriend until you get caught.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Macawmoses on March 22, 2009, 12:39:17 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
The right thing to do here is cheat on your girlfriend until you get caught.
If well executed, you can juggle both relationships for months, loving both as you were intended to.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Rayquarian on March 22, 2009, 12:40:32 PM
I hate your life too.

You probably don't love either.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Beatnik on March 22, 2009, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: M64 on March 22, 2009, 10:59:15 AM
I have an emomotial connection with both girl, and sorry for not saying this dumbasses but  I've been talking to the other girl for weeks now...

And now the other girl wants to go out with me.... Damn it

In your opening post, you said this:

"I met the other girl today and well, anyway..."

Don't call people dumbasses for misunderstanding your poor wording.

Quote from: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Friends with benefits.

Yes, Mystic. That was the joke he was making. Way to ruin it.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Water ☮ on March 22, 2009, 02:16:56 PM
Don't you have a best friend or something?

I think you should stop looking for advice on the internet and ask them.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Captain Justice on March 22, 2009, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
The right thing to do here is cheat on your girlfriend until you get caught.
I disagree, if he gets caught then he couldn't get with either of them. Best to just choose one, that way he will always have one on a hotline.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: JrDude on March 22, 2009, 04:14:55 PM
Make a T chart and list the best things you can think of
EX:

Girl 1                 |Girl 2
Has bigger boobs | Better sense of humor
Mad less            | Has a bigger butt.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Beatnik on March 22, 2009, 05:10:01 PM
Or, instead of making charts, he could just man the intercourse  up and stand by his girlfriend.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Ares300 on March 22, 2009, 05:39:58 PM
Just pick the one that you think you'll make babies with in the future
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: phatyo on March 22, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
You think thats bad? Every since I decided to stop been a duch bag to girls I havnt got any! So guys be mean to girls 80% of the time and only be nice 19% and 1% W.E, you will get any girl you want in the world!

Also intercourse  what your parents think. They can suck a pickle >:[
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Beatnik on March 22, 2009, 07:15:03 PM
It's spelled "vagina cleaning device bag," but yeah, I agree that they should... suck a pickle? Never heard that one before.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Captain Justice on March 22, 2009, 07:33:12 PM
Quote from: Ares300 on March 22, 2009, 05:39:58 PM
Just pick the one that you think you'll make babies with in the future
hes in high school (I think). So the answer is neither, unless by accident.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Macawmoses on March 22, 2009, 07:35:34 PM
This is now officially the Thread of the Week.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 22, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
If you haven't put your penis in either of them by the time tomorrow is over, you should consider dropping them both.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: jnfs2014 on March 22, 2009, 07:44:42 PM
As some said, friends with benefits...............Wait, why are you asking US!!!????
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 09:39:57 PM
Quote from: Beatnik on March 22, 2009, 01:25:23 PM
Quote from: M64 on March 22, 2009, 10:59:15 AM
I have an emomotial connection with both girl, and sorry for not saying this dumbasses but  I've been talking to the other girl for weeks now...

And now the other girl wants to go out with me.... Damn it

In your opening post, you said this:

"I met the other girl today and well, anyway..."

Don't call people dumbasses for misunderstanding your poor wording.

Quote from: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 11:26:23 AM
Friends with benefits.

Yes, Mystic. That was the joke he was making. Way to ruin it.
It was a joke? Jokes are funny.

Seriously, FWB is the way to go.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Triforceman22 on March 23, 2009, 06:43:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 22, 2009, 07:35:34 PM
This is now officially the Thread of the Week.

I agree 100%.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: JrDude on March 23, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: phatyo on March 22, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
You think thats bad? Every since I decided to stop been a duch bag to girls I havnt got any! So guys be mean to girls 80% of the time and only be nice 19% and 1% W.E, you will get any girl you want in the world!

Also intercourse  what your parents think. They can suck a pickle >:[
That's in the high school life, in the end they end up wanting a nice guy, but the "end" takes a while to come.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Captain Justice on March 23, 2009, 06:00:40 PM
Quote from: JrDude on March 23, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Quote from: phatyo on March 22, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
You think thats bad? Every since I decided to stop been a duch bag to girls I havnt got any! So guys be mean to girls 80% of the time and only be nice 19% and 1% W.E, you will get any girl you want in the world!

Also intercourse  what your parents think. They can suck a pickle >:[
That's in the high school life, in the end they end up wanting a nice guy, but the "end" takes a while to come.
yeah just wait till your like 29 then they'll be all over you
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 23, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
did u has teh intarcurse wit hr
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: yes.derek on March 23, 2009, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 23, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
did u has teh intarcurse wit hr

The real question is, did he stick it in her pooper.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: StarWolf on March 24, 2009, 05:48:59 AM
I hate your life too :D
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Doodle on March 24, 2009, 06:09:37 AM
Lead a double life, go out with both. Without the other knowing. :P
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Java on March 24, 2009, 08:41:10 PM
I demand an update.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Communist Daughter on March 24, 2009, 08:44:59 PM
So...did you have a threesome yet?
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Doodle on March 25, 2009, 05:34:33 AM
Quote from: Java on March 24, 2009, 08:41:10 PM
I demand an update.
Yes. Tell us what happened.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Mystic on March 25, 2009, 06:14:42 PM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on March 24, 2009, 06:09:37 AM
Lead a double life, go out with both. Without the other knowing. :P
Doesn't work when they go to the same school.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: jnfs2014 on March 25, 2009, 08:24:43 PM
What is the point of this thread? To get 30 people to share your extremely stupid story about "loving" two girls? Seriously, what has this forum come to.
Title: Re: I Hate My Life...
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on March 30, 2009, 11:12:46 AM
Quote from: M64 on March 21, 2009, 07:15:59 PM
I love two girls, but can't decide which one I love the most


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Okay here's what you do.
First give me your name, address, and description of your appearance.
Then I will hunt you down and F***ING KILL YOU!