This thread is about gross things that have happened to you. For example, at my recent campout, in the middle of the night, I woke up with the urge to puke. I couldn't make it to the entrance so I just grabbed a sock...but then it got weird. All that happened is that a bunch of stuff dribbled out my nose, and I thought it was a nosebleed. It was...stomach juice? Wat. The weird part is that immediately afterwards, I felt fine. It's like my stomach was like LOL I TROLL U.
Anyways, post some grossness. :3
Actually the same thing's happened to me before. Not the same events but I was once puking horribly one day, then the next day my stomach was like "LOL TAKE THIS FROM A LACK OF EATING"
Can't think up anything else now. Staying up late...Dangit .-.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 28, 2010, 04:56:34 PM
This thread is about gross things that have happened to you. For example, at my recent campout, in the middle of the night, I woke up with the urge to puke. I couldn't make it to the entrance so I just grabbed a sock...but then it got weird. All that happened is that a bunch of stuff dribbled out my nose, and I thought it was a nosebleed. It was...stomach juice? Wat. The weird part is that immediately afterwards, I felt fine. It's like my stomach was like LOL I TROLL U.
Anyways, post some grossness. :3
That reminds me when i was laughing uncontrollably at a Super Bowl party when i was like 10 years old. I laughed so hard that i accidentaly puked on my friend sitting next to me. Yet very embarrassing but funny to remember.
I have a bunch of soda cans on my desk right now.
I accidently grabbed two day old Sunkist, and drank some.
Tastes bad man.
Quote from: AcerChris on March 28, 2010, 05:00:13 PM
That reminds me when i was laughing uncontrollably at a Super Bowl party when i was like 10 years old. I laughed so hard that i accidentaly puked on my friend sitting next to me. Yet very embarrassing but funny to remember.
Or this one time I ate a whole box of Gobstoppers (I was 10 or 11), went home, and puked the most magnificently colored puke I've ever seen.
Probably the grossest is being peed on by my brothers super drunk girlfriend on a camping trip.
I didn't do it, but my little brother did this recently:
He walked into the living room and sat with my mom, holding his stomach, complaining it was bothering him. After a few minutes, he grabbed his throat. My mom asked if he was okay.
"Mama-"
PROJECTILE VOMIT FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
Needless to say, he was really god darned sick. The poor kid's terrified of even feeling the slightest bit sick now, he's mortified of throwing again.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 28, 2010, 07:19:06 PM
Or this one time I ate a whole box of Gobstoppers (I was 10 or 11), went home, and puked the most magnificently colored puke I've ever seen.
I lol'd so hard.
I had sex a few times.
Disgusting act, I really do hate it.
Oh, also I ate a bug thing in my geo class in 8th grade. It was a exotic food day and the teacher brought in these teryiaki bug things.
It wasn't that bad.
Quote from: Schemer on March 28, 2010, 09:50:58 PM
I had sex a few times.
Disgusting act, I really do hate it.
Oh, also I ate a bug thing in my geo class in 8th grade. It was a exotic food day and the teacher brought in these teryiaki bug things.
It wasn't that bad.
Sex, a beautiful, loving act between two loving people, is more disgusting than eating a bug?
Dead bug, sure, that's food, but that's still not more disgusting than sex.
Quote from: Syd on March 28, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
Sex, a beautiful, loving act between two loving people, is more disgusting than eating a bug?
Dead bug, sure, that's food, but that's still not more disgusting than sex.
It's called an Opinion.
Quote from: Phaze on March 28, 2010, 07:29:00 PM
Probably the grossest is being peed on by my brothers super drunk girlfriend on a camping trip.
Actually, that's kinda se... Oh, nevermind.
What's gross is your naked father walking in on you when you're bathing. Stupid me, for forgetting to lock the door.
Really gross thing i remember.
I was at my older brother's graduation party. A lot of my family and friends were there. One of my dad's friends has a little drinking problem at parties. I remember leaving my extra controllers to the PS2 in the guest room, so right when i walk in there, He's friggen naked laying on the bed trashed and completely knocked out. >:(
Was very nasty. and completely uncalled for. Thats why I Friggen detest Drunks.
Back in the day, I remember sitting in my mom's room watching Cartoon Network with my little sister. She fell asleep, and I was like "Awww!" ... Until she turned over and puked everywhere. Then I was like, "MAAAAMAA, GUBBA PUKED ON MEEE!!!" Mess got all on my favorite pjs with the feet in them and all on the sheets. -_-
Then there was another night back in 3rd or 4th Grade when I ate/chewed up a whole roll of sour bubble tape... yeah, bad idea. I woke up like four times in the middle of the night to throw up. But at the time, we had a bunk bed, and I slept up top... Ended up hurling in the middle of the hallway, in a trashcan, on my bedroom floor, and on the wall (bed is almost against the wall ended up puking over that edge of the bed and it somehow got on the wall too).
When I went rock climbing two weeks ago, there was this grimy-lookin' dude in his forties with a raggedy tank top, a mullet, tight blue short shorts AND the climbing harness on, causing junk that didn't need to be seen to be seen. NASTY!
Quote from: Sh0rTi on March 29, 2010, 12:22:33 PM
Back in the day, I remember sitting in my mom's room watching Cartoon Network with my little sister. She fell asleep, and I was like "Awww!" ... Until she turned over and puked everywhere. Then I was like, "MAAAAMAA, GUBBA PUKED ON MEEE!!!" Mess got all on my favorite pjs with the feet in them and all on the sheets. -_-
Then there was another night back in 3rd or 4th Grade when I ate/chewed up a whole roll of sour bubble tape... yeah, bad idea. I woke up like four times in the middle of the night to throw up. But at the time, we had a bunk bed, and I slept up top... Ended up hurling in the middle of the hallway, in a trashcan, on my bedroom floor, and on the wall (bed is almost against the wall ended up puking over that edge of the bed and it somehow got on the wall too).
When I went rock climbing two weeks ago, there was this grimy-lookin' dude in his forties with a raggedy tank top, a mullet, tight blue short shorts AND the climbing harness on, causing junk that didn't need to be seen to be seen. NASTY!
Haha, reminds me of when I was 6 or 7, and my great-grandma made us some meatloaf. I ate it, and it was pretty good. Then later I was laying on the couch doing whatever, rolled over to say something, but it was more like "Hey m-*BARF*".
It was nasty. :x
Back in 2007, I had stomach pains in the middle of the night. I struggled to get up out of bed and ask my Mom a question, but she was sleeping like everyone else. (At that time, she's usually watching TV.) So I walk back to my room until I actually reach the doorframe OF my room, at which point I fall on my knees and start puking for about three minutes, breaking my eight year puke free streak. And then I had diarrhea later on in the night. Let's just say I made it to the bathroom, but failed to make it to the toilet.
AFTER WHICH I PUKED AGAIN, BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO DISGUSTING.
This coming from a person who has a very strong stomach.
Why are all the gross stories about puke?
Not saying puke isn't gross. But it's losing its touch after the tenth story.
Quote from: Nanako on March 29, 2010, 03:06:16 PM
Why are all the gross stories about puke?
Not saying puke isn't gross. But it's losing its touch after the tenth story.
That's pretty much all
I have for a gross story.
Well, I did see a black pile of jellybeans on the sidewalk once when I was seven. It was about three or four inches high. I got curious and creeped up closer to it for no reason, except when I did that, I noticed the pile was
MOVING. I then let out a shriek and walked away from the pile of ants.
And there was one time, in Kindergarten, I was peed on by two of my classmates. All that needs to be said there.
Last year, when I got the flu, I puked. It was pink. Very disturbing.
Again a puking story...
And what do people have against peeing dangit!
Quote from: Nanako on March 29, 2010, 03:21:00 PM
And what do people have against peeing dangit!
It was two of my male classmates, in Kindergarten.
Though when it comes to women, I'll admit it's somewhat of a fetish for me.
Not. Want.
Quote from: Nanako on March 29, 2010, 03:21:00 PM
Again a puking story...
And what do people have against peeing dangit!
I don't get grossed out easy. I may think its wrong, but not gross.
That... was gross.
The only thing that I can remember at the moment:
So I went on a backpacking trip a few years ago. We were climbing up this mountain and there were a lot of DLs running around. I was trying not to be afraid of them, especially since this is after my "howling in the tent" incident. So we're walking, I'm leading the group as usual, when I feel something crawling up my left leg. I look down and get freaked out because a DL is climbing up me. I try to remain calm and just swipe it off instead of running around and screaming and barking. Well, in my fear I swiped too hard and I squished it's head into my leg. Now it's squished into my leg, it's legs are scrambling all around to get out, and IT'S AGAINST MY FUCKING LEG.
Now I'm really freaked out, so I try and swipe it away faster before I get a chance to actually think about what's happening. Because if I got a chance to think I might have just cried out of fear (although I wouldn't have cried, because I don't do that in front of people). And now guess what is left? There are just legs of the DL on me now, dancing around. Yes, they are still moving. They are moving on my leg and I'm standing there, mad at myself for trying to be brave and swipe the DL away. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. GOD DAMMIT.
I finally cry out and get freaked out and kick my leg around to get the stray legs that are still moving off of me. And then the hiking guide yelled at me for slowing down the group and when I tried to explain what happened she told me to shut up and keep walking. So I took a deep breath, made sure nothing was on my leg anymore, and walked.
It was the grossest thing that ever happened to me that I can remember at this specific moment in time. It freaks me out just remembering the squished head on my leg and ew. WHY. WHY DO YOU LIKE TO TAUNT ME WITH THE ONE THING I CAN'T STAND. WHY, GOD. WHY.
Im not afraid of spiders, but when i went to summer camp and those things crawl on you in your sleep, you wake up in quite the shock.
Quote from: AcerChris on March 30, 2010, 12:45:14 PM
Im not afraid of spiders, but when i went to summer camp and those things crawl on you in your sleep, you wake up in quite the shock.
Hahaha, when I went to summer camp, I'd pick up all the daddy-long legs I could find, just because. People would call me over to get rid of them for them. :D
Yes, gross stuff... I pressed the refresh button, and there was suddenly pink, sparkly, glitteryness all over my darn screen. WHY IS THERE GIRLYNESS ON MY SCREEN!?
pink, sparkly, glitteryness, the bane of any badass such as myself... -_-;
This grosses me out right now. Looking at the forum and how it is. \:
Quote from: ТузКрис on April 01, 2010, 07:06:24 AM
This grosses me out right now. Looking at the forum and how it is. \:
It's awesome.
Quote from: Mystic on April 01, 2010, 08:24:24 PM
It's awesome.
Unless you're like me and you hate pink, frilly, sparkly things.
Oh yeah, other gross things.
I found a bowl with baked beans COVERED with blue mold inside.
A couple of years ago, it was impossible to change for gym because the chick next to me smelled. Bad. I had to switch lockers after a day of that. You could be ten feet away and still smell her, no lie. Smelled like someone's musty hot sweaty ass and someone that's having a bad period and didn't shower.
My boyfriend opened a box of Cheerios, and worms spilled out. He hates cereal now.
My cousin sneezed with a Peep in his mouth. Snot and little pieces of peep got all over him.
Nasty. :|