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theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
I don't need advice from people who aren't even experienced in this field...
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
Use a condom. :)
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
Don't tell your parents.
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
Don't tell your parents.
what if she tries to tell
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
Do what Rebecca and Isaac did. Keep it in the family.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
Don't tell your parents.
what if she tries to tell
shoot your mom
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class
she has nice boobs and her ass is nice
but shes my cousin
what do i do
Don't tell your parents.
what if she tries to tell
Bribe her with (moar) sex lol i dunno?
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."
What does this mean?
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."
What does this mean?
She's pregnant.
Quote from: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."
What does this mean?
She's pregnant.
OH GOD DAMN IT
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
Quote from: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."
What does this mean?
She's pregnant.
OH GOD DAMN IT
USE MOAR CONDOMS
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo
will she get pregnate?
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo
will she get pregnate?
No.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo
will she get pregnate?
Not if she swallows.
Kayso, I was doin' this hooker, and now my naughty bits burn.
Am I pregnate?
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo
will she get pregnate?
not unles she takes the mayo and suves it up her vagina with a pump.
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)
</sarcasm>
Quote from: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)
</sarcasm>
You simply offer to scissor with her.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 09:17:49 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)
</sarcasm>
You simply offer to scissor with her.
I asked her that today and she said "Eww no, you lezbo" :'(
(still kidding >_>)
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Serious question? Go to Serious Discussion. ::) If not, just as long as you don't have weird fantasies. :D
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
Sakaki, obviously.
:P
CRAP *counts*
16 KITTENS DEAD
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Timotei~~
not really
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it. What does it taste like?
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life. Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Timotei~~
not really
You scare me.
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it. What does it taste like?
YOU'RE KILLING KITTENS GUYS
>_>
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it. What does it taste like?
y would i lik it it came out my peepee but tz no pee
Quote from: darkmariov2 on October 28, 2007, 07:30:10 PM
Kayso, I was doin' this hooker, and now my naughty bits burn.
Am I pregnate?
:O The earliest sign of man pregnancy.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it. What does it taste like?
y would i lik it it came out my peepee but tz no pee
tiz sprm sun
grlz ned it 2 maek baybaiez dey send it 2 zee stork nd zee stork prawcezzez it nd sendz zee baybay bak home
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
/me takes back request due to this is the only thread for it. Posts can be deleted!
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 29, 2007, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
/me takes back request due to this is the only thread for it. Posts can be deleted!
/me demands you stop faking his name
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it. What does it taste like?
y would i lik it it came out my peepee but tz no pee
ts salaid dresing. use it ;)
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:51:06 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 29, 2007, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
/me takes back request due to this is the only thread for it. Posts can be deleted!
/me demands you stop faking his name
/me Demand you buy me the Orange Box for I have your pet iguana in my hands.