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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 05:58:43 PM

Title: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 05:58:43 PM
Advice for love, whether your hopeless or not, given to you from gamers.

This could be the worst advice you get apart from 4chan, but still, something good could come from this.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Waveburner on October 28, 2007, 06:01:51 PM
I don't need advice from people who aren't even experienced in this field...
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Totla on October 28, 2007, 06:03:42 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Use a condom. :)
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.

what if she tries to tell
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: JMV on October 28, 2007, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Do what Rebecca and Isaac did. Keep it in the family.


Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.

what if she tries to tell
shoot your mom
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:08:34 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 28, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 28, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
theres this girl in my class

she has nice boobs and her ass is nice

but shes my cousin

what do i do
Don't tell your parents.

what if she tries to tell
Bribe her with (moar) sex lol i dunno?
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Kaz on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?
She's pregnant.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Kaz on October 28, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
Quote from: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?
She's pregnant.

OH GOD DAMN IT
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:18:27 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:17:43 PM
Quote from: Dawei on October 28, 2007, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 06:14:58 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend and suddenly she turned around and said "LKJLAKJDSLFJAKLDJFKDAJSKFADLKJFDF."

What does this mean?
She's pregnant.

OH GOD DAMN IT
USE MOAR CONDOMS
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: JMV on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on October 28, 2007, 06:21:55 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?
No.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Insane Asylum on October 28, 2007, 06:22:11 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?
Not if she swallows.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: yes.derek on October 28, 2007, 07:30:10 PM
Kayso, I was doin' this hooker, and now my naughty bits burn.

Am I pregnate?
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: phatyo on October 28, 2007, 08:45:31 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 06:20:20 PM
Guys, okay so I was making a sammich with no clothes on(i do that when im home alone) and then i started doing stuff with the mayonaise jar and my sister came home just as i finished and was like why r u naked so i was like im not naked u r andi went into my room and my sister made a sandwich with mayo

will she get pregnate?
not unles she takes the mayo and suves it up her vagina with a pump.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Kaz on October 28, 2007, 09:17:49 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

You simply offer to scissor with her.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:04:56 PM
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on October 28, 2007, 09:17:49 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 28, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
Oh hai, there's this one girl in my class who is smart and I think she looks cute and she acts nice to me and I like her but I don't know if she really likes me. What do I do? D: (btw, I'm a girl)

</sarcasm>

You simply offer to scissor with her.
I asked her that today and she said "Eww no, you lezbo" :'(

(still kidding >_>)
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Tupin on October 29, 2007, 02:13:25 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Serious question? Go to Serious Discussion. ::) If not, just as long as you don't have weird fantasies. :D
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Tupin on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
Sakaki, obviously.

:P

CRAP *counts*

16 KITTENS DEAD

Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Timotei~~

not really
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: JMV on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it.  What does it taste like?
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on October 29, 2007, 02:20:32 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:17:18 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 29, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:11:15 PM
I seem to be mostly attracted to people who don't necessarily exist in real life.  Is this a problem?
Lemme guess, one of the three girls from Lucky Star in your sig? >_>
Konata fantasies = over for now, but I'm watching Azumanga Daioh right now.
You watch the shower scene in episode 6 a lot, don't you? :D
Timotei~~

not really
You scare me.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:42 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it.  What does it taste like?
YOU'RE KILLING KITTENS GUYS

>_>
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: JMV on October 29, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it.  What does it taste like?
y would i lik it it came out my peepee but tz no pee
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: BOSSNIG on October 29, 2007, 02:24:04 PM
Quote from: darkmariov2 on October 28, 2007, 07:30:10 PM
Kayso, I was doin' this hooker, and now my naughty bits burn.

Am I pregnate?


:O The earliest sign of man pregnancy.
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on October 29, 2007, 02:24:10 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it.  What does it taste like?
y would i lik it it came out my peepee but tz no pee
tiz sprm sun

grlz ned it 2 maek baybaiez dey send it 2 zee stork nd zee stork prawcezzez it nd sendz zee baybay bak home
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Pokesamrus on October 29, 2007, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
/me takes back request due to this is the only thread for it. Posts can be deleted!
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on October 29, 2007, 02:51:06 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 29, 2007, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
/me takes back request due to this is the only thread for it. Posts can be deleted!
/me demands you stop faking his name
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: FullmetalGanon on October 29, 2007, 02:54:33 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on October 29, 2007, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
ewww what is this stuff? its all over my hands :(
lick it.  What does it taste like?
y would i lik it it came out my peepee but tz no pee
ts salaid dresing. use it ;)
Title: Re: The Love Advice Thread
Post by: Pokesamrus on October 29, 2007, 02:55:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:51:06 PM
Quote from: Pokesamrus on October 29, 2007, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: Blaziken on October 29, 2007, 02:26:42 PM
/me requests thread be deleted due to stupidity
/me takes back request due to this is the only thread for it. Posts can be deleted!
/me demands you stop faking his name
/me Demand you buy me the Orange Box for I have your pet iguana in my hands.