Have you ever been caught jacking off

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.

[phatyo]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.

omg who cares  :|

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.

omg who cares  :|

i do. 

nobody talks ill of jesus when im around!!

[JrDude]

No I have not been caught, and those who says they haven't done it are either lieing, aren't men yet, or aren't even male.

[Water ☮]

almost a couple of times but not really

[JrDude]

Eh... as far as I know, no. I don't even think my aunt and uncle think I even masturbate since I don't have a girlfriend. </insane weird logic>

Not having a girlfriend is more of a reson to jack off since you are alone.

[Kaz]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

You told me yourself.

Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

You told me yourself.

Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.

somebody hax my account i think.

[Kaz]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

You told me yourself.

Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.

somebody hax my account i think.

wow they must be pretty good to get both your boyah and nsf accounts then

[britneymahboy]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

You told me yourself.

Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.

somebody hax my account i think.

wow they must be pretty good to get both your boyah and nsf accounts then

yes, they hate me.

[Matt]

Err Probably, im not sure, but i have locks on my door, purely because i catch all my parents going through my intercourse ing poop, which i can't stand |:

[Mystic]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

You do too. Shut up.

No i dont its bad.

How would you noe?

You told me yourself.

Are you a pathological liar? I think so, because you're always putting up one charade or another.

somebody hax my account i think.

wow they must be pretty good to get both your boyah and nsf accounts then

yes, they hate me.

aWWW

[Silverhawk79]

Not quite, though there's been some close calls.

[Totla]

No. Been caught with porn though.

Same. Surprisingly I got in no trouble, and my mom didn't delete any of it. >.>