Have you ever been caught jacking off

[W4W1]

No, i dont do that.  Its bad.  Jesus cries when people do it.

just like Jesus cries when he sees gay people, but since god created all people and knows how their lives are going to turn out, god created gay people, and that therein creates a paradox in which god makes jesus cry, and creates people to intentionally send to hell.

ONOES

Jesus never in the bible says anything bad about gays its only those other stupid disciples that hate gays.

Weren't they filled with the Holy Spirit and told to go out and spread the word of God?  :|

No.  This happened when the church was very corrupt and they added things so that everyone would feel bad about everything and they would get money.

Atleast you can admit the Church was corrupt, some people I know won't face the facts. But to get back on point I haven't been caught.

[Helios]

My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.

I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?

[britneymahboy]

My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.

I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

[Kaz]

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Shut up.

[Helios]

My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.

I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Damn, you're retarded.

[Syncopathic]

My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.

I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?

Being caught by your mom is worse, they will ninny about it...

[britneymahboy]

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Shut up.

Why?

[Sports1]

As far as I know of no I havent.


I love locks. :)

[Kaz]

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Shut up.

Why?

Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.

[britneymahboy]

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Shut up.

Why?

Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.

You can just ignore me. Its funny that you say that because im getting annoyed too.  Why do you have to quote me on every single thing i say if i annoy you so much?   Its getting tiring.

[Kaz]

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Shut up.

Why?

Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.

You can just ignore me. Its funny that you say that because im getting annoyed too.  Why do you have to quote me on every single thing i say if i annoy you so much?   Its getting tiring.

Because nobody else is going to call you out.

[britneymahboy]

I'll never know since i abstain from such foul behavior.

Shut up.

Why?

Because your lies are getting annoying, and you're just stupid.

You can just ignore me. Its funny that you say that because im getting annoyed too.  Why do you have to quote me on every single thing i say if i annoy you so much?   Its getting tiring.

Because nobody else is going to call you out.

And this concerns you because? 

[Zovistograt]

By the way, there is nothing "foul" about this particular activity besides wasting sperm I guess.  It just isn't accepted into normal society as being "decent," which makes sense I guess, but...it's not wrong in any way.  It's actually a great alternative to intercourse because you can't get STI's ^_^

[Kaz]

And this concerns you because? 

Liars annoy me.

[Lotos]

My twin brother once told me that he was caught masturbating by our older sister a couple years back.

I wonder which would be worse? Being caught during an act of arousing self-abuse by your sister, your mom, or your dad?

Being caught by your mom is worse, they will ninny about it...

My mom's over it.  Your mom will ninny about it at first, dad won't really care, a younger sibling will have no idea what the intercourse  is going on, an older sister will be disgusted/laughing at you, an older brother will either laugh or if you're really (and I mean REALLY) lucky, give you porn.