Funny jokes from Comedy central!

[W4W1]

omg i saw the mind of mencia and he said beaner and it was hilariosu

^{DE DE DEEEE}

LIEK DIS?

^{you got it dood}

(Bad Quality  :()

[JMV]

I'm ashamed to be the first poster in that quote tower.

[yes.derek]

I'm ashamed to be the first poster in that quote tower.

sry  :(

[Motion]

This one time I was watching Comedy Central and they said something about how relationships don't work I think it was dane cook he's so funny because he yells and screams and I can't really understand him and he's funny because he points out the obvious things and I find that funny.

[Mystic]

omg i saw the mind of mencia and he said beaner and it was hilariosu

^{DE DE DEEEE}

LIEK DIS?

^{you got it dood}

(Bad Quality  :()

Win.

[mecha_fang]

omg i saw the mind of mencia and he said beaner and it was hilariosu

^{DE DE DEEEE}

LIEK DIS?

AH NEED A MONSTAH TA COLBBAH THAT THEYAH KIRBAY

[yes.derek]

omg i saw the mind of mencia and he said beaner and it was hilariosu

^{DE DE DEEEE}

LIEK DIS?

AH NEED A MONSTAH TA COLBBAH THAT THEYAH KIRBAY

that's what we do best at N.M.E.

[mecha_fang]

omg i saw the mind of mencia and he said beaner and it was hilariosu

^{DE DE DEEEE}

LIEK DIS?

AH NEED A MONSTAH TA COLBBAH THAT THEYAH KIRBAY

that's what we do best at N.M.E.

YA BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARANTAY!

[Kaz]

This one time I was watching Comedy Central and they said something about how relationships don't work I think it was dane cook he's so funny because he yells and screams and I can't really understand him and he's funny because he points out the obvious things and I find that funny.

Your sarcasm isn't very amusing. Please work on that.

[Tupin]

Title= Oxymoron?

Possibly.

[Motion]

This one time I was watching Comedy Central and they said something about how relationships don't work I think it was dane cook he's so funny because he yells and screams and I can't really understand him and he's funny because he points out the obvious things and I find that funny.

Your sarcasm isn't very amusing. Please work on that.

I wasn't going for "sarcasm" as much it was "wow I'm retard that finds comedy central and Dane Cook funny" kind of thing.

[phatyo]

A man goes to his doctor and tells him when he has sex with his wife it only last 2 minutes. His doctor told him to masturbate each time before sex. The very next day the man goes to work and at the end of the day his wife calls him telling them they should have sex when he comes home. The man egger to have sex thinks about his expreince at home. He then rememeberes that his doctor told him to masterbate before sex so he stops his truck on the side of the high way beside a cliff. Goes under his truck and starts to masterbate with his eyes closed. After 4 minutes a cop stops by and says is everything all right. The man who was close to orgasam keeped his eyes closed. The cops aksed is eveything allright and the man replys yes just checkiing if my everything is alright I felt the car going bad. The man says oh but your car just fell of the cliff 4 minutes ago.

[JMV]

A man goes to his doctor and tells him when he has sex with his wife it only last 2 minutes. His doctor told him to masturbate each time before sex. The very next day the man goes to work and at the end of the day his wife calls him telling them they should have sex when he comes home. The man egger to have sex thinks about his expreince at home. He then rememeberes that his doctor told him to masterbate before sex so he stops his truck on the side of the high way beside a cliff. Goes under his truck and starts to masterbate with his eyes closed. After 4 minutes a cop stops by and says is everything all right. The man who was close to orgasam keeped his eyes closed. The cops aksed is eveything allright and the man replys yes just checkiing if my everything is alright I felt the car going bad. The man says oh but your car just fell of the cliff 4 minutes ago.

huh

[Java]

A man goes to his doctor and tells him when he has sex with his wife it only last 2 minutes. His doctor told him to masturbate each time before sex. The very next day the man goes to work and at the end of the day his wife calls him telling them they should have sex when he comes home. The man egger to have sex thinks about his expreince at home. He then rememeberes that his doctor told him to masterbate before sex so he stops his truck on the side of the high way beside a cliff. Goes under his truck and starts to masterbate with his eyes closed. After 4 minutes a cop stops by and says is everything all right. The man who was close to orgasam keeped his eyes closed. The cops aksed is eveything allright and the man replys yes just checkiing if my everything is alright I felt the car going bad. The man says oh but your car just fell of the cliff 4 minutes ago.

Why did he go under the truck in the first place?

[Water ☮]

A man goes to his doctor and tells him when he has sex with his wife it only last 2 minutes. His doctor told him to masturbate each time before sex. The very next day the man goes to work and at the end of the day his wife calls him telling them they should have sex when he comes home. The man egger to have sex thinks about his expreince at home. He then rememeberes that his doctor told him to masterbate before sex so he stops his truck on the side of the high way beside a cliff. Goes under his truck and starts to masterbate with his eyes closed. After 4 minutes a cop stops by and says is everything all right. The man who was close to orgasam keeped his eyes closed. The cops aksed is eveything allright and the man replys yes just checkiing if my everything is alright I felt the car going bad. The man says oh but your car just fell of the cliff 4 minutes ago.

Why did he go under the truck in the first place?

so he could use the excuse that he was checking the truck.