Dead Bird

[SkyMyl]

If it was me wanting to abuse a bird...I would throw it at a wall, drop the cage on it, and shoot the dead body, but I'm not that cold-hearted. :)

[Tupin]

Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.

They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 

Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.

They wouldn't do that.

They're not that nice to animals.

They killed it, no matter how.

[Redpaige13]

Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.

They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 

Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.

They wouldn't do that.

They're not that nice to animals.

They killed it, no matter how.

I just want to beat the intercourse  out of these kids. 

[Friendly Hostile]

This thread's title reminded me of the Calvin and Hobbes story arc about them finding a dead bird.  Too bad this thread isn't anywhere as cute or endearing as the arc.

[Redpaige13]

This thread's title reminded me of the Calvin and Hobbes story arc about them finding a dead bird.  Too bad this thread isn't anywhere as cute or endearing as the arc.

I've done my job well, then.

[extraz]

man, birds have it rough.

[Shujinco2]

Actually, mother birds not taking back thier young after being near humans is a myth proven false.

http://snopes.com/critters/wild/babybird.asp

However, if the kids are to take care of them, I would say a week and a half. :-\

[Sgt.Chilly]

2.3 seconds

[The Seventh]

2.3 seconds

I'll be more Optimistic and say 1.9 seconds.

[SkyMyl]

I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.

[Kilroy]

I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.

Or the Washington Monument.

[SkyMyl]

I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.

Or the Washington Monument.

If he gets far enough.

[Kilroy]

I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.

Or the Washington Monument.

If he gets far enough.

Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon =|

[SkyMyl]

I revise mine to...another day. Lord help him fly with a broken wing. Let's hope he can avoid falling into the coffee mug.

Or the Washington Monument.

If he gets far enough.

Maybe he'll get shot out of a cannon =|

Or strapped onto a rocket.

[Giga]

Depends, are the kids retarded? How retarded, if so? Rate them on a scal of 1-10, 1 become not retarded, 10 being very retarded.

They're not really retarded, they're just...  how do you say...

A bunch of rotten bastards that you'd want to either hit with a car or a switch.

My neighbor's kids are probably the nicest out of the bunch. 

Then they probably just fed it rice.

It makes birds explode, you know.

That's why they throw bird seed at weddings now.

*points*

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp